If I owned Soul Eater would I really be wasting time on fanfic?
Anyways this was really random and I just had to put it up. Tell me what y'all think.
Maka, where are you? I'm all alone and my stomach is totally empty.
I bet you've been out getting hit on while I'm waiting for you like a dog. A very hungry dog.
I'm almost too hungry to be mad at the jerks hitting on you.
I mean, you're my girl! Everyone knows that! Even that Kim girl knows it! So then why the hell are there people who still think they have a chance with you when you're my girl?
Why do they even try? Maka loves me, and you know why? Cause I'm cool and they're not. That's why.
God.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm hungry, Maka.
You're my girl who makes good food.
Don't call me selfish, I just can't cook, and look at my teeth, you think I have these teeth for eating tomato soup? No! I need solid, Maka made food!
I'm lonely and hungry. My stupid shirt doesn't even fit too well now because I'm loosing weight since you disappeared! Where did you go!
Where are you Maka? I'm hungry.
Come home, I miss you.
Wait, I bet it was Spirit, wasn't it? I bet Spirit stole you and is forcing you to talk with him. Oh my god I'm gonna kill your fucking dad so I can get so fucking food!
Rawr.
NOTE! Thanks to "Powerkitty" I have now found that this ingenious idea came from a lovley young adult from Youtube, called Wrymon, I do believe. And Powerkitty, and Wrymon, if you guys are reading this I really didn't mean to steal anything, But if it helps I make you a cookie? I can bake some pretty bomb cookies. My secret is vanilla.
sooo... pretty dumb right? Yup, just like your mom! Ha! Jk, I don't know your mother. I apologize.
Review, alright?