A/N: Something that I thought of one day after I got really annoyed with a certain character…
Disclaimer: I own nothing at all!
Yuan Shao Is Annoying
Zhao Yun: What do you think of Yuan Shao?
Zhang Fei: What that Yellow Turban dude?
Guan Yu: An unvirtuous sod.
Liu Bei: He stands in my way.
Zhuge Liang: He is not smart…
Jiang Wei: I dunno…he died before I was born!
Pang Tong: Not at all funny.
Wei Yan: Measly…yellow…man
Huang Zhong: A fine middle aged man…not too young or too old.
Yue Ying: He will never find a way to beat my husband.
Guan Ping: A nuisance to Shu.
Xing Cai: A weird, freaky, old, dead guy.
Ma Chao: He's not…he needs more justice…
Xiahou Dun: He still has both eyes! (sobs)
Dian Wei: Yuan Shao is not as strong as me! Muhahaha!!!
Xu Zhu: He could never eat more chips than me!
Xiahou Yuan: I am ashamed that part of his name is the same as mine…I must change my name!!!
Cao Cao: I beat him up! Shame on him!
Xu Huang: I want to chop him up.
Zhang Liao: He whines like a baby…I've heard him.
Sima Yi: Who? Never heard of him? Definitely not very good if I haven't heard of him…
Zhang He: Well I left him…so… I'm just letting you know that he lacks beauty and elegance!
Zhen Ji: I hate him and his son!
Cao Ren: He's taller than me………(sobs)
Cao Pi: I think he is a little fly in my plans to conquer the world. Don't worry…I will take care of him, when you wake up he will be gone.
Pang De: He's fast…well faster than me anyway…
Zhou Yu: He is ugly! I dread to think what's under that helmet…
Lu Xun: Oh my days! Have you seen it!? He is well old! Well…not really, but he's older than me! I'm young and handsome.
Sun Shang Xiang: Poor Zhen Ji! She had to marry his son! Ew…imagine him being your father-in-law…
Sun Quan: His helmet is not cooler than my hat in DW4!
Sun Jian: A worthy adversary.
Taishi Ci: Not really my type.
Gan Ning: He is bare slow! I could win a race against him with a broken leg!
Huang Gai: Yuan Shao… He's alright I suppose…
Sun Ce: I agree with whatever Zhou Yu said.
Da Qiao: I don't really know him…my answer is whatever Sun Ce said.
Zhao Yun: This is ridiculous…
Xiao Qiao: I HATE him! Who likes him from Wu? Or any other kingdom for that matter?
Zhou Tai: No comment.
Ling Tong: He cannot wield numchuks like me!
Lu Meng: Don't tell anyone I said this…I quite like him…shh!
Diao Chan: I don't like him. He lived longer than Lu Bu!
Lu Bu: HE LIVED LONGER THAN ME! YEAH! THE GREAT WARRIOR DIED BEFORE THE DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE A YELLOW TURBAN!!!!!
Dong Zhuo: He led the coalition against me at Hu Lao Gate! How very dare he?!
Zhang Jiao: He should be following me – after all, he nicked my colour!
Meng Huo: Well…he never bothered me, so surely he can't be too bad?
Zhu Rong: If everyone else says that he's horrible then so do I!
Zuo Ci: He deserves a good hiding!
Zhao Yun: What do you think of yourself, Yuan Shao?
Yuan Shao: I am the best! Compared to me you lot are all peasants! Cao Cao got lucky at Guan Du, that's all. Zhao Yun, it's your turn…
Zhao Yun: I totally agree with Zhang He, you're not a very good leader, otherwise I wouldn't have left you…
Yuan Shao: I thought we had something special… (sobs)
Zhao Yun: (starts to choke and laugh)
A/N: Please review.