Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or any of the songs that will be used. But I will own Darren Criss. Someday…
A/N: I have decided to take the challenge. The song shuffle challenge. The Klaine Song Shuffle Challenge. This will be fun.
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Song 1: Without Love- Hairspray
Without Kurt, Blaine's world was gray. The color Kurt brought to life was sorely missed. He desperately missed Kurt. He had left Dalton. The tuition was too steep, he missed his family, and frankly, his family and friends needed him. And Blaine knew the feeling. He needed Kurt too, but he couldn't expect Kurt to pick him. But he desperately wished he had. Because without Kurt's love, Blaine's world was a slow beat that couldn't be followed.
Song 2: The Man Who Can't Be Moved- The Script
Blaine could wait. He would sit there on the curb. Holding Kurt's picture and a piece of cardboard with his name on it. He would wait for Kurt to return. He wouldn't move. The police couldn't move him if they tried. He would sit through rain and snow. Kurt was worth it. The lease-man said he couldn't stay, but Blaine told him he was waiting for someone. And so he waited. Through the cold winter, he sat on the sidewalk, huddled in an old sleeping bag. Through the countless interviews by the local news, he sat. He never said much, never complained. Only that he was waiting on a boy. And one particularly cold January day, that boy showed up. And he ran to the corner. And he embraced the man who can't be moved.
Song 3: Bounce- The Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, and Big Rob
Kurt walked into his dorm room and was greeted by a particularly hilarious sight. Blaine, Wes, and David were all engaged in an epic dance party to a song Kurt had never even heard of. Wes, fake mustache taped to his face, was standing on his bed, spelling the word 'bounce' on his fingers while rapping about unity. Blaine was wearing an ugly, longhaired brown wig, held onto his head with a pale blue sweatband. He was singing something along the lines of 'let me see that body bounce baby.' And David, the funniest of all, obviously had numerous pillows stuffed under his shirt and was singing about chicken wings.
Kurt was debating whether to stay and laugh or run out the door and never return to this crazy school when Wes noticed him and exclaimed, "You could be Demi!" David and Blaine turned to look at whom Wes was pointing at, and both immediately turned scarlet. Kurt raised an eyebrow to keep from laughing.
"It's a catchy song." Blaine defended before removing his wig.
"I bet it is." Kurt sniggered.
Song 4: Club Can't Handle Me- Flo Rida
To say Kurt was surprised when he was invited to a guy's night out with the Warblers was an understatement. He was never invited to guy's night out back at McKinley, so when Blaine said they were going out with the boys one night Kurt was ecstatic. He spent the whole night after school picking out the perfect clubbing outfit, even though he had never even been inside of a club before. They were going to a place called 'The Boombox.' Honestly, Kurt thought the name sounded pretty stupid, but Rhett, a fellow Warbler, assured him it was cool.
They arrived at ten o' clock, and Kurt was surprised to find that the entire club was pitch black except for neon lights and signs. The music was very techno and the bass was turned up so loud it was heard almost all the way down the block. They had taken several separate cars, so they waited out front while the others found parking spaces.
Kurt had ridden with Blaine, Wes, David, Rhett, and a senior Warbler named Charles. Blaine insisted his name was Charlie, but Charles had vehemently refused, saying it was a childish nickname, and he was mature. They all jumped out of the car and made their way to the front of the club. When all the Warblers arrived, they made their entrance.
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They were kicked out an hour and forty-three minutes later. Several things had happened inside that Kurt wasn't exactly about to tell his father about.
"Hey, it's a new record!" Rhett exclaimed as the meandered back to their parked car.
"Yeah. That club just can't handle the beastlyness of the Dalton Academy Warbles!" Wes cried. David frowned at him.
"Wes, that's the eighth time we've been kicked out of there. They don't want to handle us."
Song 5: All-American Girl- Carrie Underwood
As soon as Kurt and Blaine married, they knew they were going to adopt. Kurt wanted a little girl, whom he could dress up and teach to be a diva. Blaine, admittedly, wanted a boy. He wanted someone to take fishing, play football, and be a guy around. He could already picture hugging his son after he won the state championship game. He could see him winning for the Buckeyes. A little boy was perfect for Blaine.
When Kurt and Blaine went to the orphanage, they agreed that they both had to love the kid to death before they chose. Blaine was going to find a boy whom he and Kurt would love. But when they walked into a pink room and saw a little girl, blonde hair in pigtails, Blaine immediately fell in love. All of his big dreams changed. He was completely wrapped around that little five-year-old's tiny finger. Kurt didn't even need convincing, and they adopted her right away. She was Blaine's new vision of pride and joy.
A/N: This is just the beginning, there will be more. But I thought stopping here was a good plan. My iTunes is so strange, so don't feel bad if you don't recognize some of the songs. Anyway, I got 12 Favorites on my first Klaine fanfiction, which is AMAZING, don't get me wrong! But I only got 4 reviews. It kinda annoyed me that they would take the time to Favorite, but not review, so if you really like this story, let me know. Even if your review is just 'Darren Criss is a sexy beast.' I WILL love it! Soo… thanks!
-Max