Naruto: Adventures in Middleton
Chapter 1: A New Housemate Arrives!
Dr. Ann Possible walked down the sidewalk, a bag of groceries in her left hand. As she looked around, she noticed it was eerily quiet. Not a soul was seen. Shaking her head, she continued her walk, while humming a song. She thought about why she was walking instead of driving her car. Two reasons, James has been tinkering with it and the other reason, she really needed the exercise.
After a couple of minutes of walking, her hair began to stand up. She paused as a familiar tingle of electricity was felt on her skin. Just then, a humming sound was heard in front of her. Coming from an alley. She decided to investigate.
The humming began to get louder and louder with every passing moment. Her hair got even more frazzled as the static crawled over her skin. But when the humming began to borderline screaming, Ann took a step back.
She let out a gasp and nearly dropped her bag when a bright blue light shone out of the alley, followed by a faint grunt of pain. She continued to watch the alley, then after a second, footsteps were heard. The bright light slowly faded away, she could somewhat make out a human shaped shadow. The electricity flicked on her body, before slowly fading upwards, like rain in reverse.
After a few seconds. She decided to step closer... but didn't expect a blond haired young man to step out of the alley, wearing a tattered jacket and worn pants. She let out a gasp when she noticed blood dripping from a wound on his bare chest, along with blood leaking from the corner of his mouth. In his hand, he gripped a blue headband. And what appeared to be a fresh tattoo on his arm. A tattoo of a frog. And another fresh tattoo on his other arm. A Kanji.
"Oh my…" Ann whispered, then without warning, she rushed forward just as the man stumbled. She wrapped an arm around him to keep him steady. He gave her a grateful smile through half lidded eyes, but flinched in pain. "What... happened to you?"
"Long story…" The man grunted out. His blue eyes glanced to Ann, then the foreign area around him.
"The hospital is across town... and so is my house." Ann exclaimed, near tears.
"Close your eyes... and picture your house..." The man said in a tired and pained voice. Ann just looked confused. But as she was about to question him, the words got stuck in her throat when his blue eyes began to morph. His pupils changed into a strange symbol, with nine points, yet still remain dark blue. "Trust me…"
Ann slowly nodded, having a feeling she should trust him. She closed her eyes, picturing the outside of her house. The man watched Ann closely, as the house appeared in his mind as well.
On a building, overlooking both Ann and the stranger. Several figures that wore black cloaks watched everything.
"He may not have saved the Elemental Nations... but he will at least live in peace here…" A man said, orange hair poked out from his cloak. Metallic rings were also seen around the shadowed face.
"We gave him a mixture of our powers…" An angelic female voice said, watching as the man and Ann vanished in a flash. It was a mesmerizing sight. Both vanished in a flash of blue. "... May he use them well…"
Another figure piped up, a caring look was seen in her light blue eyes.
"You may have been his enemies in the past... thank you for doing this for him…" The woman said as she leaned forward with a small bow. Red hair popped out from her hood.
"My son will be at peace here." A man said, still watching where his son was last seen. "It's faster than the Hirashin…" He whispered to himself, then turned to a figure beside him. Silvery hair floated around her, defying gravity and appeared to look as if she was underwater. Her cloak mixed in with the light and gave off a heavenly vibe. "Why did you want that woman to find him?"
The woman tilted her head. "No real reason." She gave a small incline of the head. "The strands of fate... work... in mysterious ways…" And with that, she vanished in golden particles.
"Any idea what that means?" A gruff voice came out of the last of the figures. A ghostly large sword attached to his back. "She keeps mentioning that! Pisses me off!"
The other figures gave him a shrug. Looking around, they notice people began appearing out of nowhere.
"The jutsu wore off." The orange haired man told them. "We should leave."
They gave one last look to where Ann Possible and the young man were last seen before the cloaked figures began to vanish. Each in different color particles.
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The man and Ann appear outside her house in a flash. Dogs began barking and birds quickly left the trees in a hurry.
Ann slowly opened her eyes as the tingling feeling vanished. She suddenly gasped as she noticed they are outside her house. She turned to the man, only to notice him struggling to remain standing. Ann shook her head and began to lead him inside. Hopefully for her, the twins and her husband would not be home.
"Ann! What...?" As luck would have it, her husband happened to be standing in the kitchen.
"Later!" Ann yelled back. "Help me get him to the guest bed!"
"Who...?" James started to ask, but then he spotted the blood dripping down the man's arms. A drop of blood splashed onto the floor. With wide eyes, he got on the other side of the man and helped him to the guest room.
Once they reached the guest room, they gently help the young man lay down. He groaned as his head hit the pillow.
"What happened to him?" James asked, spotting what appeared to be a stab wound on his bare chest and burn marks on his shoulders and some on his chest. A red spot was also seen on his ribs. Glancing to the boy's face, he saw a cut which was slowly mending back together. He blinked and shook his head.
"I have no idea…" Ann whispered as she pulled a wash cloth from out of nowhere. She wiped some blood from his chest. "... he only looks a few years older than Kim... 17 or 18 if I had to guess…" She turned to her husband. "See if you can find some medical tape, ointment, stitches and a wet wash cloth."
As her husband rushed to get the stuff, Ann turned to the young man on the bed.
"Sorry... for the trouble…" The boy mumbled out, his blues eyes stared at the ceiling.
"No trouble at all…" She wiped the blood from his lips. "My name is Ann... Dr. Ann Possible. And the man is my husband... Dr. James Timothy Possible."
The man gave a small smile at the kindness shown to him.
"Naruto... Naruto Uzumaki…" Naruto greeted, copying the way Ann greeted herself as.
"Naruto... strange name…" Ann said as she tested the name. Naruto chuckled at that, despite the pain in his ribs. "Now, Naruto…" Ann said, giving bed ridden Naruto a serious look. "I want the truth. What happened to you... and how did... did you do that eye thing?"
Naruto turned his head with a pained grunt.
"You won't believe me anyway…" Naruto mumbled with a sad look in his eye. He looked next to the bed and grabbed the headband that Ann laid there. He brought the headband to his nose and sniffed. The sad look never leaving his face.
"Try me." Ann said. Ignoring a crashing sound from the living room, followed by James cursing up a storm.
Naruto sighed. "Well... It…" He paused as something entered his mind. He looked confused at first, before gaining a look of understanding. "How about I show you instead?"
"How...?" She stopped as Naruto's eyes become the strange symbol as before. She flinched as visions upon visions assault her mind... up until a certain moment...
Naruto gasped as he stared at the scene before him. Konoha... the once peaceful village... now a smoldering mess... fire littered the houses, burning them to ash. The large walls were now crumbled. Bodies upon bodies lie dead on the debris filled streets. He shook his head when he saw several familiar bodies among the dead. One with a purple jacket on... covered in blood. The other, a pink haired girl laying propped up next to a wall. Blood dripped from a deep wound on her chest, and pools around her. Naruto's fist clenches.
Turning his head, he noticed a deep crimson glow in the distance... followed by powerful roars.
He touched his stomach for a moment, before he felt a presence. A familiar one.
"Madara's dead... his body couldn't handle an incomplete Jyuubi. The other Biju are in a rage state." The voice told him. "It appears we are the only ones left…"
Naruto nodded with a frown, before he suddenly spun around and threw a kunai at a figure. Said figure quickly leaned back. The kunai nicked his cheek and impaled the wall behind him.
"Sasuke..." Naruto growled out. His eyes slowly started to bleed red.
Sasuke wiped the blood off his cheek
"Last one alive…" Sasuke gave a smirk. His eye's flashed yellow, before turning into the Sharigan. He suddenly charged forward."... gets to fight the Bijuu!"
And what followed would be called an epic fight... if anyone else was alive to witness it...
Naruto was suddenly slammed into a building. Sasuke's hand gripped his neck. The wall of the building started to crack from the pressure. Sasuke smirked, then kicked, sending Naruto through the building. Which crumbled on top of him. Sasuke waited a moment, knowing his opponent was still alive.
And like slow motion... debris blew into the air... red chakra surrounding it...
And with a blur of motion, Naruto slammed into his rival. The force of the impact sent them crashing into another building. Bodies and debris alike flew away from the force. Large chunks of the building flew up. And not even a second later, two blurs appeared on the large metal chunk of the building that was currently falling towards the ground. They both kick and punch each other at the speed of light.
They leapt off the piece of metal as it crashed into the ground, then keep repeating the process. Once they leapt off the last piece, the Rasengan came to life in Naruto's hand. He swung it after the falling Sasuke. Seeing the Rasengan about to hit him, Sasuke unsheathed his sword and swung it as the Rasengan.
The sword crackled with electricity as Sasuke pumped his lightning chakra into it. Naruto mustered up some strength and pushed the Rasengan.
As they close in on the ground, Naruto began to loose control of the Rasengan and caused it to explode, sending Naruto and Sasuke into more of the buildings.
A few minutes later... Sasuke stumbled out of the debris. Blood dripped from a cut above his eye. He gave a smirk as the large building Naruto was sent into, suddenly collapses.
He turned away. "Looks like I win... idiot..." He began to walk toward the approaching Bijuu, only to pause as a sound reached his ears. A heartbeat. "What..."
Another beat...
The ground began to shake. Rocks and debris started to levitate. Even the approaching Bijuu pause in their stride.
Another beat... then...
Sasuke was forced to shield his face as an explosion of chakra sent debris and everything else flying away.
Once the debris stopped flying everywhere, Sasuke spotted Naruto standing in the middle of the explosion. The chakra burnt his shirt, leaving him shirtless. Three tails waving lazily behind him. Naruto glanced at his clawed hand... then flexed it...
"Impossible…" Sasuke whispered, knowing full well that a few days ago, Madara siphoned out some of Kyuubi's chakra, then sealed it off so Naruto won't have access to it.
Naruto looked to his friend. His red eyes flashed to blue, then back again.
"Haven't I taught you anything? …nothing is impossible." Naruto growled out. His voice attaining an animalistic quality.
Loosing the smirk he had before, Sasuke let loose a frustrated growl. Once he spotted a fourth tail growing, he sped forward. A dust cloud in his wake. Time once again slowed to a crawl as Sasuke thrust his sword foward.
A sickening squelch was heard as the sword entered Naruto's chest.
Sasuke's eyes widen. He looked up at Naruto, who just tilted his head.
'He didn't block!' Sasuke thought, before a burning sensation was felt on his hand. "Wha-"
Naruto placed his red chakra laden hand on top Sasuke's hand, which still had a grip on the sword, and gave it a little squeeze.
Sasuke screamed, just before being backhanded. He flew and hit the ground with a thud. Body left a trench in the ground from sliding.
Naruto looked down at the sword still stuck in his chest. He wrapped a hand around it and pulled. It came out with a wet squelch and sent boiling blood on the ground where it sizzled.
"You've…" He looked to see Sasuke standing on wobbly legs. A burnt mark on the side of his face. "...gained some intelligence... since we were a team…"
Naruto gave a sad smile. He turned to Hinata's and Sakura's bodies. Both have remained unmoved since the battle.
"It was forced into me." Naruto gave a small chuckle. He glanced back to Sasuke, as the red chakra receded. He walked over to Hinata's body and bent down. "What now?"
"I guess we die." Sasuke replied, having trouble standing. A vision entered his mind. He remembered what his brother told him about his eyes, and wondered if it will still work since he already implanted his brother's eyes. He glanced at Naruto's unprotected back, and pulled out the last of his kunai's. "Any last words... before we die..."
"As a matter a fact... I do..." Naruto brushed Hinata's hair from her face, and wiped the blood from her lips. He took off the headband from around her neck and looked at his reflection. A single tear drop leaked from his eye and splashed onto the cold metal. "You were the first person to accept me... as a person... a human being…" He felt the strength slowly leaving his body. Blood started to leak from his mouth. The pain from the wound on his chest hit him full force. He turned the headband, and from the reflection, spotted Sasuke as he prepared to throw a kunai at him. "...and..."
Sasuke paused. He was about to use all his remaining strength to throw a kunai. Black veins appeared on his cheek and slowly slithered toward his left eye.
"And?" Sasuke questioned, ignoring the burning sensation on his free hand.
Naruto gave a sad sigh.
"...boom..." Naruto said simply, lowering the headband and closed his tear drenched eyes.
"Wha-" Sasuke stopped as another burning sensation attacked his hand. Quickly, he looked down only to spot a small piece of paper attached to his burnt hand. It sizzled. "Fuck…" His left eye turned yellow just before he exploded.
Ignoring the explosion behind him, Naruto blinked away the tears as he stared at Hinata's lifeless form. He glanced to the ring on her finger.
"Guess we won't... get married after... all..." Feeling the last of his strength leave him, he fell onto his back. Next to Hinata. "Maybe... we'll be together... Soon. If Kami... will let me... in..."
He closed his eyes…
Only to open them a few minutes later. Six cloaked figures stood around him and Hinata. The figures each lower their hoods, and a small gasp escaped his throat as he saw two familiar people.
"Don't say things like that, son." The red haired woman replied with a frown.
The silver haired woman knelt down. "You will always have a passage... to heaven…" The woman said, her voice was like silk... like velvet... heavenly... He found himself relaxed at the sound of her voice, until her next sentence that is. "I'm afraid... it isn't your time yet…"
"Mom... Dad... what is she…" He shook his head as he glanced around, despite the pain. "Look around... what else... do I have to live for...?" His hand found Hinata's cold hand and he gave it a light squeeze.
Kushina looked down sadly at Hinata, her would-be future daughter-in-law.
"Gruesome…" Zabuza voiced from the side. Whistling at the devastation. Kushina and Kami frowned at him.
"Pein? Konan? ... Zabuza?" Naruto asked, as if noticing them for the first time.
Pein gave a nod, and Konan gave a small smile, before both stare at the Bijuu, who are currently frozen in time. Pein frowned.
"Hey, kid... you look like shit." Zabuza stated, ignoring Kushina's glare.
Kami brushed some hair from Naruto's face.
"I've already predicted... a better life for you…" Kami began, as a round orb the size of a small rasengan appeared. A golden light radiates from it. "… in a new world…"
"What… About…" He started, glancing towards Hinata.
"I'm afraid... death isn't in my department... I'm more of a guide... a watcher..." Kami sadly stated. "But I can guarantee... she will be watching you…"
"I promise I will look after her…" Kushina stated. Naruto turned to Sakura's body. Following his eyes, Kushina gave another sad frown. "Her too…"
"Son…" Minato, who has been silent, spoke up. "I'm real sorry for all this." He glanced up to the Hokage mountain... his face and Naruto's face are the only ones still standing.
"You made it?"
"Barely a month…" Naruto stated, also looking to the mountain. The others also look. Pein and Konan looked impressed. Zabuza merely whistles. Naruto turned to his father. "And I don't blame you anymore…" Kami wiped the blood from his mouth for him. "The blame falls on Orochimaru… Kabuto... for that… damn Edo Tenshi… Madara for… Akatsuki… and hunting my… brothers and sisters…" Pein and Konan both turn their heads away. "And Sasuke... for his betrayal..."
Minato bent down to Naruto and ruffled his hair.
"I'm still proud of you…" He stated. The orb floated near Naruto. "Make all of us proud in this new world."
Looking up, Naruto saw Kushina, Pein, Konan and Zabuza all nodding in agreement.
"It's time…" Kami said after a few seconds. "I will purge Kurama from your system… you will still have access to the tails... his chakra… but it will slow your healing... Severely…" The orb suddenly exploded into golden particles. "This will purge Kurama… and give you new abilities…"
"New… abilities…" Naruto mumbled as the particles began to crawl into his skin. Going all across his body. Most heading toward his eyes.
"Your parents… and most of the people you've met in your life… helped create your new abilities…" Kami explained with a smile.
Feeling a tingle on his arm, Naruto lifted his arm only to see a tattoo of a toad.
"My gift… among others… you will be able to summon again... thanks to Kami... the toads have their own realm…" Minato explained at the questioning look.
Feeling another tingle on his other arm, he tried to lift it. Only for it to drop.
"That one has scrolls, books and other surprises that we all sealed up." Kushina explained. "Once you arrive in the new world, more scrolls will greet you."
Suddenly Naruto's eyes morph into a symbol with nine points, before morphing back to blue.
Before Naruto can ask, Kami explained. "You will automatically know how to use your new bloodline…" Naruto slowly began to vanish. "It will come instinctively…"
Before he completely vanished, Kushina let out a whisper. "Be happy..."
Kami turned to the others. "To him... he will be in the void for two days… until he reaches the new world."
"I just wished we could have healed him…" Kushina stated as she bend down and stared sadly at Hinata. She glanced to the ring. It was gorgeous and had an engraving of a eagle and a fox next to each other. The fox had several tails and one was wrapped around the bird. Kushina gave a sad smile as she reached for the ring.
"He won't heal in the void… But… the strands of fate… have a plan…" Kami teased, before vanishing in golden particles.
Zabuza gave a grunt as he glances to the others, before they followed after Kami. But he left some parting words. "If I hear that again. I'm gonna be pissed!"
Ann blinked as the visions end... then quicker than the Hirashin, she leapt at Naruto with tear streaked eyes.
Naruto also blinked as he found himself in a motherly hug... a tight motherly hug. A rib creaks. He slowly leaned into the embrace. Only a few woman had ever given him a motherly hug.
A few seconds later, a frantic James ran into the room and paused as he came upon an interesting sight. His wife hugging the wounded boy, who is currently turning blue.
"Um…" James started. He now had a black eye, hair stuck up with sparks going through it and walked with a limp.
Naruto glanced over at him.
"Can't... can't breath…" Ann, hearing him, slowly released him. Naruto took a deep breath. "Ah... much better…"
Ann quickly grabbed the stuff her husband brought, only to pause and do a double take at his appearance.
"What happened to you?" Ann asked. She turned back to Naruto and started to wipe the blood away with the wet wash cloth. She grimaced as she tried to clean the sword wound on his chest. The poison and Kyuubi's chakra left a burn mark around it, but upon closer inspection, she noticed it was slowly mending back together.
James glanced around.
"Um... it's a long... and... um... boring story." He managed to say, hoping she will buy it. Not wanting to tell them he bumped into the kitchen counter as he bent down to grab the cloth he dropped, then looking for some ointment in the lab, he dropped a wet cloth on one of his projects, causing it to shock him... then he tripped over one of the twins inventions...
"Of course it is, dear." Ann said with a roll of her eyes. Looking up, she saw Naruto looking around the room. It appeared Kim placed some posters up to lighten up the room. "I'll bring some books to help you understand this world."
James grew a confused look and scratched his head.
"I'd like that…" Naruto replied. He turned to the nightstand, and saw a picture. He looked closer. An orange haired young girl that looked very much like Ann. A blond boy wearing very baggy clothes with a pink creature on his shoulder. And a chubby boy. All three were outside and each had a smile. Naruto shook his head as he found himself picturing another picture over that one.
"That's my daughter, Kim. And her friends Ron and Wade." Ann answered the unspoken question. After a few minutes of silence. James now had a pack of ice over his eye. Ann, deciding to be blunt, asked a very surprising question. "Say, Naruto... how would you like to stay here? And remember, I won't take no for an answer."
"What!" Both James and Naruto gasped out. James dropped the pack of ice from the surprise.
"Great!" Ann grabbed the medical tape and began to tightly wrap Naruto up.
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Meanwhile... in a jungle in South America...
Kim Possible leapt inside of Monkey's Fist treehouse.
"Kim! I triangulated my tracking on Ron and…" Wade said over the kimmunicator.
"Don't tell me…" Kim moaned.
On the screen of the kimmunicator, Wade sheepishly scratched his head.
"Yeah… sorry… he's not there." Wade started typing on his keyboard. A frown graced his face. "Looks like he's headed for somewhere in the American Southwest."
"Ugh... What?" Kim groaned out, ready to start pulling her hair. She turned back to her kimmunicator.
"Is this Yori girl dragging him around the world?"
"Hmm... sounds familiar!" Wade replied with a grin.
"Keep tracking him! I'm on my way…" She replied. She placed the kimmunicator back into her pocket and stormed away, only to freeze as a shiver ran up her spine. "Strange…" She shook her head and continued on her frustrating trek to find her sidekick.
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Back at the Possible Household...
Naruto sat up in bed. Medical tape wrapped up on almost every part of his body. Luckily, Ann only placed cotton and bandages on his whisker marked cheeks... since they are very sensitive.
He rubbed the Kanji on his arm. Deciding to check out what all the people he cared about left for him, he bit his thumb and rubbed the blood on the tattoo. A poof of smoke obscured most of the room, followed by several thumps.
Naruto blew and fanned the smoke away, once the smoke cleared, he saw a pile of scrolls on the floor. One scroll said 'Pictures', which almost made his eyes moist. Thumbing through some scroll, he paused when he saw several scrolls marked 'Jutsu's'. One even said 'Kenjutsu'. One was marked with 'Medical Jutsu's'. Another marked with 'Letter's', which once again made him think of his world. He glanced past several other scrolls, then paused as he saw one that was marked 'Clothing'.
Must be Ino's... but she just died... His mind flashed back to Hinata. Could she have... He glanced to the 'Letters' scroll, then the 'Pictures' scroll. Reminding himself to check them and the toad tattoo later, he continued to flip through the scrolls... until he found one which caused him to grow a wide smirk... and ask for forgiveness from his Mother, Hinata and Sakura... despite that, he grabbed the scroll with a smirk...
If he would've looked under his foot, he would've saw a new scroll suddenly appear. One that was marked, 'Surprise'.
The next day...
Kim opened the door to her house. Glad to finally be home, she threw off her shoes. She smiled as she remembered she gave Ron a severe talking to and a slap upside the head.
"Mom! Dad! Dweebs! Tweebs! I'm home!" Kim called, walking into the house. She suddenly paused as an unbelievable sight greeted her. She furiously rubbed her eyes. "Wha-"
In front of her were 20 blond's running around the house. Some cleaning, some cooking and one was even sitting between her brothers, Jim & Tim. In front of them was a book... a few test tubes... some wires...
"So... your're made up of physical matter?" Jim asked.
"Well... one strong hit and I go 'poof'." The clone stated, but started to sweat as the boys rubbed their hands together in a mad scientist fashion. "B-but what I learn, the real me learns as well."
The boys quickly turn back to the clone.
"Really?" Tim asked.
"Scratching the first idea... for now." Jim stated. The clone, who was about to give a sigh of relief, started to sweat again. "Ooh... I know!"
"Let's see how much information his brain can handle before he goes 'poof'!" Both Jim & Tim yelled as one. The clone grew a large sweat drop and wondered if he could replace himself with another clone.
"Um... I don't know about…" The twins quickly grabbed him and dragged him away.
Kim shook her head at the scene and turned as another Naruto started to mop up what appeared to be blood.
"Wha-" She began to say.
"You must be Kim." A voice came from right next to her.
"Aah!" Kim leapt back, holding her chest. Once she got her breath back, she glared at the culprit. The same blond as the ones currently cleaning up the house, leaning against the wall... reading an orange book, which covers the lower part of his face. "WHO ARE YOU! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
She slipped into a fighting stance. Naruto raised an eyebrow, and looked her up and down. Kim frowned as she started to feel very violated, but never left her stance
Not much of a stance she's got there... His eyes trailed her body once again, then with a shrug, went back to his book. Guess I can help her out... He let out a perverse giggle, then glanced to Kim. "Naruto Uzumaki! Your mom was kind enough to help me, so I'm just helping her clean the house."
They continued to stand there for a few moments. The Naruto clones raised their eyebrows, but continue doing what they were summoned to do. One Naruto walked over to the couch... bag of popcorn in his hands. Wonder what movies the twins want Naruto to learn? The clone shrugged and thumbed a piece of popcorn into the air, he caught it with his mouth and smiled at the delicious food.
Ann Possible entered the house, and saw Kim in a fighting stance and Naruto reading that book again. She vowed to find out what's in it, luckily Kami made sure Naruto can speak English... and made all of his scrolls and books in English as well.
"Ah... Kimmie, you're finally back!" Ann greeted. Bag of groceries in her hand... which was snatched by a clone. Ann gave a small laugh at that, which caused Kim to frown.
"Mom... WHO IS THIS?" Kim yelled out, glaring at Naruto who still had his nose buried in the book.
"Oh, right! This is Naruto Uzumaki…" Ann introduced, while Naruto just gave Kim a wink. "Our new Housemate!"
Naruto just smirked at the upcoming reaction. While Ann gently went about her business. The twins and the clone peeked from the doorway.
"WHAT!" Kim's yell was heard across the city.
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Meanwhile... in a secret lair... somewhere very secret…
Shego paused from filing her nails.
"Did you hear something?" Shego asked. She looked around the lair. All of the henchmen just shook there heads, 'no'.
"Probably just the wind." Drakken said. He waved a hand in the air as if Shego was just hearing things. He looked back at a large blueprint in front of him. "Aha!"
"What is it this time, Dr. D.?" Shego walked over to Drakken and glanced at the plans. And had to suppress a depressed sigh. Drakken held up the plans, which had a puppy on it.
"We shall engineer millions of these... each household will have one. They will think they are cute and cuddly but when your back is turned... the owners become a chewtoy! It's BRILLAINT. Deliciously EVIL!" He scratched his head and looked around his lair. Dust everywhere. Cobwebs. A rat ran across the rocky floor, the henchman near it suddenly screamed a high pitch scream. "On second thought... a puppy will make this place more lively!"
"Like that would make things better…" Shego deadpanned.
"We can train it to hate Kim Possible!" Drakken shouted. Crickets chirpped in the background. He turned to Shego. "What do you think?"
"It so better be house trained." Shego said walking away, used to Drakken's plans... which usually 'fail'.
AN:
Just a rewrite I did. Mainly because I want to start posting stories to Yourfanfiction, and this chapter was filled with errors and the like. And also, most of my other stories will have lemons in the future, so UFF is the next best thing for my stories.