Harry sat in front of the fire in the Griffindor common-room thinking about how he could break up with Ginny, it was going to be hard to tell her that he didn't have feelings for her any more and that he was in love with Fred, and Fred felt the same way as Harry did. Harry pulled the pocket mirror out of his pocket simultaneously to practice what he will say, and check out his good looks. Like usual at the wrong times, Harry started pulling kissy faces at himself in the mirror and saying "who's a pretty boy?" and Ron walked in "Bloody hell Harry!" Harry stopped wide eyed. "You need to stop admiring yourself like that. Next time someone like Fred will walk in and think you're a tool." Ron shook his head simply and ran up stairs to bed.
Harry sighed to himself and headed out the portrait hole to go find Ginny, he might as well get this over and done with. Deciding to check the library he turned left and took the shortcut through the dungeons. The dungeons always gave him the creepy cheeps, he shuddered and picked up his pace, a hand suddenly clasped over his mouth and pulled him into the dark alcove, Harry let out a startling girlish scream. He heard a chuckle next to the shell of his ear and tried to pull out of the offenders grasp.
"Don't scream Harry, no one can hear your girlish like screams." The offender chuckled to himself childishly. Snape took Harry to his office dungeon, no one really knew, but under Snape's desk, he had a trap door, this is where he took his old spell books, and his codes to certain potions. He also kept one of his old matteress' in the dungeon, just incase he wanted to ever stay and look through his old spell books or add some new potion ingredients. He took Harry down and hand cuffed him to the drain pipe next to the mattress which ment that harry had somewhere to lay down. "Here Harry" Snape handed Harry a glass of light purple drink, "It'll make you feel better, you look a bit parched.". Harry looked at Snape sheepishly before snatching the drink and drinking it in one efficient gulp. "Now now Harry, Don't snatch. I was simply being nice." Snape continued to chuckle like a child.
Harry glared daggers at his hated Potions teacher.
"What the hell did you jump me for, You greasy git!" Harry hissed at him, a slight dizziness overcoming him, as he tried to pull himself up he then realised his hands were tied down.
Harry looked up at his potions teacher warily a hint of fear crossing his face as Snape slinked his way up to Harry, a hungry look etched on his face and untamed lust burning in his eyes.
"Scared Potter?" He chuckled mercilessly as he slowly started to unbutton Harry's shirt.
Harry began screaming like a female again, whilst Snape yanked Harry's shirt off. Meanwhile, Ginny was in the common-room getting ready for her and Harry's date later in the night. Though the time kept creeping up on her, and Harry slowly started to be late to this date, her ego and excitement on this date wore out. As the night got later on, Harry was still locked up in Snape's dungeon, And Ginny undressed herself out of her fancy clothes and changed into her pyjama's. She sat in the common-room waiting for another hour with her brother Ron, who was going on about how sick he was of Hermione and how she always had to be right, it was quite aware to Ginny that Ron liked Hermione although Hermione was more interested in Malfoy, even though she pretended to be disgusted by him, everyone except Ron knew they snuck out into the court yard every night. Ginny started to wondered slowly up to her bedroom to let out her frustration, Harry burst through the common-room portrait naked.
"Blimy," Ron said shocked with his hand over his eyes.
Ginny ran back down to see Harry standing as naked as the day he was born,
"Harry! Where have you been? I waited for hours for you, and why are you naked?"
Harry's chest was heaving as he tried to breath the seemingly little air in the room, his usual tanned skin was now a deathly pale, bruised hand prints were etched onto his arms and thighs and his overall appearance had the just shagged look.
"I...I went to go...find you...and he...he...Sna...Snape" unable to complete his sentence he fell to the ground and curled into the fetal position and cried while screaming for his 'mummy'.
Ron looked at Harry in disgust before yelling at him,
"Jesus man, pull yourself together...and get some bloody clothes on you fool we don't need to see your hot bod flaunted around!"
Harry scoffed at Ron. "You go and see Snape then you fool, I would like to see you go through what I did, and if you think spiders are scary, they 'ain't got nothing' on Snape" Harry shuddered, and Ron, he laughed and said
"Grow up, your such a bloody sook" and ran up stairs.
Ginny kept hugging Harry, even though he was naked, she handed him her robe, and he put it on faster than anyone could say Snape. "I'm sorry Ginny," Harry mumbled.
"It's okay Harry" Ginny smiled assuming it was because he wasn't there for the date.
"it's not for that," Harry added.
"What is it?" She asked sweetly, battering her eyelashes for good measure, Harry inched away as she clung to him.
"I...I love Fred and he loves me and we're going to get married and we can't do that with you hanging off of me like some weird obscene growth."
Ginny stared dumbstruck at him, not believing what she was hearing, Harry looked rather relaxed at the moment, a look of relief and a heavy weight lifted from his shoulders.
"Wow I'm free of you, it feels good, huh should of dumped you a lot sooner" he smiled at her expecting her to feel the same as he did but she obviously didn't.
Harry backed away from her as she started to look like a rabid baboon.
"I think I'm gonna just..." He ran up the stairs before she could attack him, once inside the dorm he headed to his bed pulling the curtains shut around his bed.
"Oh, Ron I dumped your sister, hope that's cool cause yeah, oh and I've been sleeping with Fred for awhile too hope that's okay as well." A loud thump was heard on the next bed Harry figured Ron had passed out,
"Dude, if you need help just say yes" no reply came so he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ginny in her rage, went for a long walk around the Hogwarts halls, coming across the dungeons, which she knew Harry walked down because he did when ever he was going anywhere, even if it wasn't safe. She could see a Snape like figure walking around the darker spots at the back of the dungeon walls.
"I know." she hissed at him viciously
he made a shocked noise, like none the type of Snapey noises, he made some sound effects for his his cape, "woooooosh" before he turned around formally to greet Ginny. "Ah." He said in a disgusted voice. "Its terrible what the Epans did to him." He shook his head in disgust.
Ginny kicked the rocks out of her way shaking her head in an awkward way.
"professor Snape, with all respect, the Epans, is Snape back to front."
Snape began chuckling like his five year old self again. This time it made him laugh so hard, his bladder gave way. Snape had wet his pants.