Ram Shackled Lunchtime Mob
We sit around the tables, colleagues, friends and buddies
Everyone lined up, lunchboxes full of goodies
A mixture full of all types, food and people well
Everyone looking their best, bellies ready to swell
So off with tops and out of packets, lunch!, it's time!, it's served!
Munching starts, topics stop, grinding can be heard
Muffled talk, spitting crumbs, sandwiches disappear
Topics start, funny some, some are downright queer
Laughter builds as sugars drawn, deep inside their bodies
Jesting starts with manly banter, funny made up stories
Slurping of different liquids, coffee, tea, and soups
Crumbs and bits and pieces, food dripping onto boots
Ladies shoes attached to feet, pushed neatly under chairs
Men with outstretched open legs, they with no grace or cares
Literature of different types are read, during times of lunch
Story books, men's magazines, what a dirty bunch
Puddings started, biscuits nibbled, condiments and cream
With work drawing nigh, moods do swing, some do often scream
With tummies full, reserves restored, it's back to work they go
The lunchtime fracas over and tables left as so
The cleanings never quite rightly done, it's someone else's job
So off to work this Motley Crew, this Ram Shackled Lunchtime Mob.
©Poet Lordy Dec 2010
