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Trying something new here. See if I can beat the system.

Convo 1: Sakura and Ino

Sakura and Ino decided to have a lunch out since there were no misions and the village was in a state of peace. And what better place to grab a bit then Ichiraku Ramen Stand? No where of course! Where else are they going to get diet ramen? Anyway.. they went and settled themselves into their stools and placed their orders.

Sakura, "Who do you think would be a better bottom? Naruto or Sasuke?"

Ino, "WTF?! Where'd that come from?"

Sakura, "Fanfiction of course!! And deviantart..."

Ino, "Yeah... I know..."

Sakura, "Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing though."

Ino, "What do you mean?"

Sakura, "Well... yaoi's pretty hot. Specially with bishies... No... definetly with bishies."

Ino, "Well you're right with that. One image can turn a girl."

Sakura, "Or a boy."

Ino, "What??"

Sakura, "Nothing. So! Who would be a better bottom? Naruto or Sasuke?"

Ino, "Hmmmm... Kind of hard to say. I can't see Sasuke as being bottom because of all that Uchiha pride nonsense. But there's no way in hell Naruto would be the girl like nothing. Because of all that pride he has and stuff. And really... he does kind of fit the image of a girl but you can still tell he's a guy."

Sakura, "I know... It's cool and all making him the bottom but I think some people overdo the femine features on him."

Ino, "Like totally."

Sakura, "WTF??"

Ino, "Nevermind. Anyway... I think Sasuke would pounce Naruto first. That would make Naruto the bottom for sure."

Sakura, "I could see that. But what if they reached like a compromise and took turns with switching positions?"

Ino, "Um... do you not remember who we're talking about? I think if Sasuke took top he would not let it go."

Sakura, "Argh! It's kinda frustrating to think about. Valid points on all sides."

Ino, "It's easier to think about than other couples. Like... Neji and Gaara. Who would play seme there?"

Sakura, "Huh... that's a tough one. I think Neji would be bottom."

Ino, "I can't really see Neji taking anything up the ass."

Sakura, "Well someone has to!!"

Ino, "Why can't it be Gaara?"

Sakura, "Cause Gaara's like... Gaara."

Ino, "... And?"

Sakura, "I don't know. He's seems like he'd be anyone's seme. Like no doubt about anyone he would top. Even Neji."

Ino, "I don't even know how they ended up a pairing... Have they ever met?"

Sakura, "... Other than after that rescue mission... I don't know... I don't think so. How did that happen?"

Ino, "Whatever. Guess it's not like the weirdest pairing ever."

Sakura, "What would be the weirdest pairing?"

Ino, "Hmmmm... Neji and Kiba?"

Sakura, "Not that weird. How bout... Shikamaru and Sasuke?"

Ino, "Kinda I guess... Kaka-sensei and Naruto."

Sakura, "Gai-sensei and Lee."

Ino, "That would be expected. Shino and Kankuro."

Sakura, "Sorta... Gaara and Kankuro."

Ino, "That wouldn't be weird. That would just be gross."

Sakura, "Yeah you're right... Akamaru and anyone."

Ino, "That's even grosser!!"

Sakrua, "Even grosser?? Well... what about Orochimaru and anyone?"

Ino, "Kill me with a spoon!! That's just downright nasty. Anyone includes anyone he's come into contact with!!"

Sakura, "Like Jiraiya-sannin."

Ino, "Or Sandaime."

Both girls screamed.

Ino, "MENTAL IMAGE!!"

Sakura, "DEAR GOD IT BURNS!!"

They both went into hyperventalation and calmed down slowly after.

Sakura, "I think we should just stop there."

Ino, "Yeah. I think so to."

END

(shrugs) A chatspeak fic without it actually being chatspeak. Think I did pretty good with that challenge. If anyone read this and has a conversation they want to see done just drop a review. Please??