When Axel meets fanfiction... A KH fanfic (3/5/10)
(HIIIIII ~ I was suppperrrrr bored and I decided to do THIS!)
Mizu btw.
AXEL –
I was walking down the hallway to the computer lab (yes, the castle of too much white and sad sodalists has a computer lab)
So, as I turned the computer on and it was .net/game/Kingdom_Hearts/
And I was like... "okay...what's this about?"
Apparently it was a story site. I saw stories with their author's names at the i saw something intresting
A CHARACTER TAB!
Sooooo...I went under characters and guess whose name was there?
MINE!
So i just put my name and clicked search
NORMAL (Axel)
Axel looked at the screen in wonder. Out of 40,793 stories, he had 7,704 stories. About 20%.
All for himself. One fifth. ALL FOR HIMSELF!
But he decided to see all the other org members' percentage!
AXEL
Okay.. let's see here...
Xemnas = 567
Xigbar=487
Xaldin=162
Vexen=407
Leaxeus=117
Zexion=2180
Saix=524
Demyx=3105
Luxord=270
Marly=751
Larxene=719
ROXAS! =8881
Xion (she's in here, too?) =312
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
!
WOW
Hey
The Organization actually owns 65% of all the stories here!
That's pretty impressive for only 13 14 people!
So.. in terms of popularity
Roxie
MEEE
Demyx
Zexion
Marluxia
Larxene
MANSEX
Saix
Xigbar
Vexen
Xion
Luxord
Xaldin
Leaxeus
Hey, waita minute...
There are PAIRINGS!
Let's see... Since ima on vacation
Me X Xemmy= 39
X xigbar = 20
X xaldin=6
X vexen=29
X leaxeus=1
X zexion=145
X saix=64
X demyx=573
X luxord=18
X marly =71
X larxene =231
X roxas = ... 4843 ...
Hey
Waitta minute
There's a rating section
Okay...let's put (rating : all)
1: 50
2: 28
3:11
4: 40
5:2
6:217
7: 84
9:744
10:24
11:119
12:272
Roxas : ...7248...7-2-4-8... only about 500 stories away from MY total...
Let's just see ...Akuroku huh? What the fuck does that mean?
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Roxas POV
I have no idea what happened,but when I went into the computer room to log into my afcebook account,
Axel was there
Unconscious
Now what could have-
I stared at the computer screen to see a story.
"Axel leaned down to kiss the younger nobody, and Roxas, as shocked as he was, kissed back..."
WHAT THE FUCK.
OXXXXXXXXXXOOXOOXOX
And thus, from then on, Roxas and Axel hardly spoke to each other again. They also avoided all physical contact between each other.
Not so happy ending!
Ahhh Finally. I spent 24 minutes on this. (yes, I counted)
Will you just make me happy and review...? No? Fuck it.
Review please!
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And so, just make me happy and...
REVIEW!
By the way, there are 13 "!" s.