40 reasons to never insult Edward Cullen
he could kill you
he could kill your mom
he could kill your dad
he could kill anyone that has a relation to you
he could break your arms
he could break you legs
he could break you
he could feed you to Emmet
he could read your thoughts…
and use them against you
he could start crying and that would be just plain creepy
he could end up taking it as a complement
Or he could up-stage your insult with a series of yo momma jokes.
why would you want to insult him- I mean look at him
he could bite you and turn you into a new born vampire then have to kill you
he could run you over with his Volvo
or he could run you over with Bella's truck
he has relations to a lot of different vampires and they could kill you as well
he could hit you with a Hannah Montana CD
he could hit you with a Korn CD
he could hit you and that would hurt
badly
end of story
he could go even more emo then he is
he could start twitching--a lot
and that would be just plain creepy
he could write a rap on why people insult him because they are jealous of his mad skills
he could rap about why people insult him because they are jealous of his mad skills
he could go Goth
and that would be creepy
he could take you to a counselor and vent about why it hurts him when you insult him
he could pat you on the head and say "hush now little one. One day you will understand"
and that would really creep you out
trust me
he could scream at you because he just found out he was bi-polar
or he could just scream at you
it may make Bella cry
and she is trying to quit doing that
he could write you a strongly worded letter on why you shouldn't insult him
he could do #s 1-39 all at the same time while pouring pudding on your head