The New Alliances
Disclaimer: I do not own Crash Bandicoot and anything that could relate to something else in a way.
Note: I sort of treat this like anime too, OK. Please take note that this Tiny does not look like the one in Crash of the Titans, but in the PS1 versions. I do not like his form from CTT; no offense, it makes him look weak. This goes the same for Dingodile, too.
Chapter 1: The Situation
Ah, a typical day at Wumpa Island: quiet, peaceful, and covered with dead junks that rest around our hero's house. Where are they now? Why, they are off playing video games on The Doominator's eye, with the exception of one in particular because he has no hands. Crash and Crunch are sitting on the grass, with wireless game controls in their furry hand, watching the game play in the eye of the gigantic robot. Aku-Aku watches the two happily and competitively plays the game. Coco was around Cortex's Space Head ruins, searching for parts.
"Hey, little sis," Crunch called to her, "Come over here and watch me kick Crash's butt in the new game you made for us! Going to turn him to big Lu with a sir…"
She seems to ignore him and continue looking for parts at first, and then she spoke without looking at the giant mechanic bandicoot.
"Not now Crunch," she groaned, "I almost have all the parts I need to upgrade the other eye of The Doominator."
Crunch peered over his shoulders while playing, trying to find his sister in the pile of broken-down metal.
"Why do ya still do those mechanics and building things anyway, huh? Why can ya just come over here and relax for once? It's good for the brain," he yelled back, "What ya building anyways? Something to add to the capital T that is making the place a mess…?"
"Humph…as if I have time. I'm trying to build a super-computer for us," replied Coco while digging through the pile, "with this, we will be able to get the best cheats for games, hack into the world net without anyone knowing, and detect when Cortex will attack us."
Suddenly…
"YAHOO! Yeah ha ha!" Crash cheered while happily flapping his arms in the air.
"Hey Crunch, don't look now. You just loss to Crash by a mile!" The wooden mask exclaimed.
(Anime pop-eyed) "WHAT!" Crunch screamed as he looks back to the screen, realizing he utterly got his butt kicked by his own little brother.
Meanwhile back on the dark mountain where Cortex Castle was, things were getting boring.
"Idiots, fools, incompetent numskulls," The skull mask, Uka-Uka, roared, "Not only this is the worst team of evil I have ever seen, but the most idiotic and disgraceful in the name of evil!"
Sitting together in a rectangular table, Cortex, Nina, and Brio sat there quietly and bored, listening to Uka-Uka's "usual" speech (or blabbing as they called it) he gives after yet another humiliating defeat. Nina had her head down on the table, tapping all of her metallic fingers on the table impatiently. Brio also had his head down on the table. Behind his head was a sticky note that says 'Wake me up when this is over'. Finally, Cortex, who has 'I have heard this lecture a billion times, literally' face on, had both of his elbows on the table and using his hands to keep his head up.
"Not only you fail to destroy Crash Bandicoot, but you also miraculously fail to recapture the mutants!" Uka-Uka scolded, "You blockheads better think of something that will finally put the end to that rodent once and for all…or else!"
Cortex slammed his fists against the table; miraculously the other two did not wake up after the slamming noise. The evil scientist turns to the evil mask.
"Look big Milky, you are not the one who thinks up most of the ideas of this whole operation. So, why can't you just shut up or go do what all evil masks do: get life?" Cortex declared proudly, then he back down in his chair and continue, "I'm fed up with your same o' lecture about our humiliating defeat against the bandicoots. Why not for the change, you go deal with them yourself. Oh wait, that is right, you loss to that bandicoot yourself! Even with your all mighty powers and body, you couldn't even snap a leg off of him."
Uka-Uka chuckled to himself evilly, and then he glared at Cortex, which startled him.
"Oh look, the big fat-head scientist actually has the guts to actually talk against me. You realizes I could easily eliminate right now just for that?" Uka-Uka laughed, then muttered to Cortex, "And I thought we agreed not to call me that."
"Oh you know me, things just slip out." Cortex joked.
Now noticing, Cortex realizes that two of his minions were thrashing the castle. Tiny Tiger was lifting weights and throwing them into the walls and machines, not to mention making an awful racket by yelling and screaming down the hallways. Ripper Roo had just escape 's lab after apparently failed to contain him, apparently burying in a pile of machinery parts. Now he is launching TNT crates everywhere, destroying windows, walls, and more machinery. He is also making a racket by jumping everywhere while psychopathically laughing. When did this started? An hour ago during the time Uka-Uka was lecturing Cortex.
"Oh, this is wonderful!" Cortex exclaimed sarcastically, which somehow stop the two, who now stared at their master, from more destruction, "Isn't it great that I have an idiot and a psycho running around like lab rats."
The monstrous tiger thought about it for a minute, while the spiral-eyes kangaroo twitched and turn his head 360, not caring.
"Hey, it isgreat that Cortex has an idiot and psycho running around like lab rats, huh Ripper Roo?" Tiny cheered.
Ripper Roo did not responded; he just tilted and twisted his head towards Tiny. Then he just let his tongue roll out of his drooling mouth.
Uka-Uka rolled his eyes then stared at Cortex. Cortex cross his arms and started tapping his right foot impatiently, glaring at 'the idiot' and 'the psycho'. Without a word, Tiny and Ripper Roo just smiled and dashed away in a flash, leaving dust in their outline behind.
"~sigh~… great, this is just great," Uka-Uka mumbled, and then he turn to Cortex, "what are you going to do with them now? This is the tenth time they thrash the place."
"I have enough of these two bum-heads; I take care of this personally!" Cortex grumbled, before noticing… "~sniff sniff~ hey! Is it just me, or is something burning?"
"Yes, you're right," Uka-Uka agreed, "you don't think those two spilled or broke something, do you?"
"No, this is no ordinary smoke or fire. It's combined with napalm!"
"NAPALM! Who would need napalm during this time of age?"
"I know exactly who would use napalm and fire. Follow me."
Uka-Uka followed the evil scientist, leaving Nina and Brio still napping on the table as they head downstairs.
In another hallway, things were getting hot and cooking.
"Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" said robots and mutant soldiers repeatedly.
A stream of fire shot at some, melting them into pile of ashes and molten rock. The robots charged the creature from behind, but the creature noticed this and swung its mighty crocodile tail at them, sweeping the droids off their feet and into the air. The creature turn towards the mid-airborne robots, turn the barrel on its gun and immediately shot them, sending out fireballs that exploded on impact. The robots melted instantly before the creature's eyes, it smiled and was pleased at the sight of the destruction. It turned the barrel again and shot a bullet below itself. On impact, the bullet unleashed a powerful pulse of fire, engulfing the mutant soldiers in the inferno. In a matter of seconds the fire subsided, leaving nothing, but ashes that eventually blown away by a gust of wind. Pleased, it blew smoke away from the tip of the barrel of its gun, and then smiled in delight.
"Oy', Dingo…" Cortex began but was interrupted by a stream of fire that barbeque both Cortex and Uka-Uka. Both stood there in shock and sizzled.
"Oh, Dr. Cortex, I didn't expect you would actually come down here to see me." The creature lowered its weapon and stared at the sizzling man and mask.
"…Hi, Dingodile," Cortex grumbled, "That was a very warm welcome."
"Sorry 'bout that." Dingodile (This Dingodile form is from C3W, not Twinsanity) chuckled, "No hard feeling huh, Uka-Uka? Or is it already hard?"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! You sure got a good laugh at the evil mask," Uka-Uka sarcastically joked, "Maybe it would funny if I were to zap the life out of you."
"No thanks, I think I'll pass."
"Hmm…" Cortex hummed.
"What is Dr. Cortex? Is something wrong?"
"I thought you had that Australian accent, what happen to it? All the sudden I could understand what the hell you're saying."
"Well that's why I disappear in the some games. I was getting piss about your idiotic-ness regarding to understanding my language. Seriously, you didn't even bother guessing!"
(Anime sweat drop) "What an attitude… towards us, superiors, no less." Cortex and Uka-Uka thought to themselves.
Cortex looked around the ruins of his minor minions, and then glared at Dingodile.
"Why do you have to use my robots and mutants?" Cortex questioned, "And do you realize you going to pay for this and replace these?"
Dingodile turned away and stretched his arms.
"I needed some test dummies, unless you two would like to volunteer for this type of job, I suggest you should stop talking." He replied.
(Anime sweat drop) "What is he thinking…doesn't he realize he asking for a death wish." Cortex and Uka-Uka thought to themselves.
"Oh, and the mutants and robots," Dingodile began while Cortex stare at him anxiously for his answer, "I'll fix and replace them for you…"
Cortex sighs in relief.
"…when I feel like it."
(Cortex Anime fall)
"Well, if there's nothing else you need me for, I'm off." Dingodile sneer, but just as he was about to leave, he spotted a fire next to the corridors and called back to Cortex, "Oy, Cortex! Better put out that fire over there or it will burn down your castle."
(Anime vein-pop) "W-W-What a big, meanie, smart-mouth…jerk!" Cortex and Uka-Uka thought as Dingodile left the hallway.