A Very Brief Summary of All Falls Down

by 500 Days of Emilee

This is my best friend's response to All Falls Down. Word for word. Though it is only really a summary of the part where Eli get's stabbed, I already named it so let's just go with that.

A/N: So first my Degrassi fic. (Well, parody). This may make you laugh or it may make you say "What the hell is this piece of crap?" Hopefully it makes you laugh (like it was intended to). Well that's all I got to say so, enjoy. :) By the way, this is pretty much a quotation of my friend and this is pretty much a narration of her words to me after it premiered.

Disclaimer: I do not own Degrassi or any other characters used in this parody.

Summary of All Falls Down

(As told by a friend who wishes to remain un-named)

(Dude= Fitz; Guy= Eli; Girl= Clare.)

So, the Dude was like, "I'm gonna teach you a lesson." And so the Guy was like, "Don't do this." So the Dude was like STAB! And the Guy was like, "NO!" So this caused the Girl to be like, "OMFG!" So the Guy was like,"You stabbed a locker, Moron." So the Girl was like, "Yay, hugging!" so she like, hugs him. So then the Dude was like, "Crap, now I'm gonna get arrested." So yeah, cops came and arrested the Dude and now he is in Juvie. PSHAAAA!

THE END

Okay sorry that was extremely short but yeah, review. Please? I will sent virtual pink elephants to everyone who reviews. :)