Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or the hulk because if we did, Sasuke wouldn't have left and wouldn't be an emo jerk.
A/N: There are two of us for those of you who haven't realized that yet...These stories are all individual, by the way. Yeah…
Naruto was pacing back and forth across his apartment. He just found out from the Hokage that Kyuubi, was not actually Kyuubi.
"Gasp!" he said, "this is so sudden and such! Why would that fox be…not the fox?!"
'I'd like to know that myself, kit.'
"YOU CAN TALK?!" Naruto exclaimed.
'Well, I am a superior being, you inferior being!'
"Yeah, well…YOUR MOM!"
'…Ouch…my mommy abandoned me when I was a baby!' Kyuubi replied, through a fountain of Kyuubi--but not actually Kyuubi--tears.
"Hey…what are you, anyways?" Naruto asked, ignoring the Kyuubi's crying, "The Hokage said that you weren't actually a nine-tailed fox…WAIT! I SAW THIS ON TV ONCE! YOU'RE A POKEMON!"
'No, you baka, I'm not a Pokemon! …Whatever that means…'
"Then…what are you?"
The Kyuubi sighed, 'I knew this day would come…'
"QUIT BEING DRAMATIC AND JUST TELL ME ALREADY! Gosh, don't act like we're about to cut to commercial!"
We interrupt this program to tell you all that NSync has a new CD out. That's right Konoha! Be sure to pick up a copy of '5+1 equals 6!' Again, that's '5+1 equals 6!' Available in stores now!
'I could sense it coming. I need to get myself a copy of that CD now…bye!'
"Technically, you can't leave. And, you have to tell me what you are! NOW!"
'Okay, kit, I guess you deserve that much. I am…the…Hulk!'
"…right…and I'm the Easter Bunny!"
Dude…I know the Easter Bunny. He's way more of a man than you'll ever be! Even if his tail is, like, a cotton ball…and anyways, I'm not lying.'
"But if you're the Hulk…why do you look like a fox…?"
'Well…I get carsick when I see the color green… I wear this costume to get over it…'
Naruto glared, "I'm not a car!"
Well, with all your ninja running and jumping around all the time, you'd think different. Anyways… Only if you get amazingly angry will you turn into the Hulk…so…yeah…'
"Meh, sounds fair enough…I'm gonna go get some ramen…later my home skillet biscuit!"
'W-wait!'
"What is it?!"
'Can…can you pick up that CD for me?'
Naruto rolled his eyes and nodded his head, "I guess so. But don't play it too loud…that new guy gives me a headache."
Kyuubi nodded, and started jumping around and screaming like a fan girl.
Naruto rolled his eyes again, but then perked up. "I'll ask Sakura-chan out on a date!"
Kyuubi rolled his eyes, 'This story again…well, good luck, kit.'
Naruto ran as fast as his little ninja legs would carry him.
'Carsickness!' Kyuubi reminded him.
Naruto slowed his pace, "Right…sorry…"
Kyuubi took in a breath and exhaled slowly, 'Whatever. Now, go and ask our little Sakura-chan on a date! I can't wait to see this!'
Naruto frowned. He just realized… Sakura always turned him down. He found her talking to Sasuke. He ran over to them.
"Sakura-chan! Teme!"
"Naruto…" Sakura greeted.
"Dobe." Sasuke…greeted.
"So…" Naruto began, leaning towards Sakura and flashing his foxy/hulky smile, "Wanna go on a date?"
"NO!" Sakura screamed after her fist collided with his face.
Sasuke snorted, "Dobe."
Naruto suddenly found himself very angry. He started to turn green.
The Kyuubi smacked himself in the forehead, 'Here we go...'
Naruto was now…the HULK!
He was about to crush everyone when a little diddy started going through his head. It went a little something like this…
"AH! Oh my god, oh my god! AH AH! Oh my god!"
After hearing that awesome song, Naruto started to calm down and returned to normal. Sakura and Sasuke were speechless.
The Kyuubi yelled in frustration, 'MAN! I LOVE that song!'
Tsunade randomly appeared out of no where, and looked at Naruto with a serious expression on her face.
"The only way to get rid of the Hulk is to climb Mt. Konoha and eat the Staples flower…" She said.
"Staples flower…?" Naruto asked.
She shook head, "You'll find out soon enough. For now…" She pulled out a pink frilly dress, "prance around in this dress!"
Naruto took a step back, "No, thanks…I'd rather not."
Thus, he began his epic quest to climb…Mt. Konoha.
Five minutes later…
Naruto looked at the flower, "Wow, that was easy…so, eat the flower…"
Naruto stuffed the flower he found in his mouth. As he was chewing, he found he was also chewing on something hard. He took it out of his mouth and stared at it. It looked like a button.
"Hmm…" Naruto pushed the button.
"That was easy!" Said the button.
"BELIEVE IT! OH. MY. GOD! IT'S THE STAPLES EASY BUTTON!"
It was only then, that Naruto realized that Kyuubi/Hulk was gone. He got down on his knees dramatically.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Upon returning to Konoha, Naruto realized he owed Sasuke something for pushin' up on his woman. He walked around until he found him. Once Naruto saw Sasuke, he punched him in the face and slammed his hand down on the easy button. All of Konoha yelled along with Naruto and the button…
"THAT WAS EASY!"
That's the end of that chapter. Short, but good. Well, we think so, what do you think? Please review!