A/N: Because I TOTALLY don't have anything better to do. No, I'm actually really busy, but I've been aching to do something interactive. But please note that this is part Nyotalia. Here are the genderbents so far:

Iceland

Norway

Canada

S. Italy

N. Italy

I'll let you know as more pop up. So if you're going to ask something about a country, then please use he/she if you're not sure what gender that character is in this one.

Dear Readers,

I should introduce myself first. I'm Iceland. You know, that country with the puffins, volcanoes and hot springs? That would be me. But don't really expect too much from me.

Since the lovely Norway (I'm-I'm not calling her onee-chan. That's embarrassing.) decided to get hooked up that idiot Denmark, and Sve and Finland decided to get together, I've needed something to do. I'm not lonely, or anything; I just have some extra time on my hands now that I'm the third wheel in all of their relationships. And I'm not jealous either. They're all happy, so that's good with me.

That idiot Denmark actually came up with a good idea for me to spend my time.

"You should help people out, Ice!" he said. "It'll make ya warm up ta people and you'll make new friends."

And I'm actually taking his advice. Whatever.

So whoever you may be, young, old, smart, idiotic, whatever, I'm going to be answering your letters. You can write me about problems you're having and need advice for, things you'd like to know about me or anyone else, or anything you'd like to talk about. I've got nothing else to do (besides all of the annoying things I have to deal with in my country), so I may as well be doing something worthwhile.

So just leave a review and my personal secretary (WinterLake25) will send your letters to me. She will also post out my responses to your letters when I've answered a good amount of them. If you'd like to say anything to her as, well, then don't hesitate.

And to my fellow nations, I'm putting this out there right now: Hungary, I will not participate in any orgies; France, you are not allowed to molest me; Prussia, you may not steal my vital regions and I did not copy your idea; and, my fellow Nordics: NO embarrassing questions whatsoever. NONE. And to the other countries out there: I'd like to use this opportunity to get to know you better. So don't hesitate to send me letters either.

So please write me. I look forward to hearing of all of you.

Sincerely,

Iceland aka Mari

P.S. I will personally make sure you will be in severe pain if you gloat, Denmark.

A/N: So yes, please! Send in your problems, questions, and anything! I will be answering these letters as fem!Iceland, so I'm going to try to stay in character as much as possible. If anyone wants their letters answered by Mr. Puffin, or would like to have both Mr. Puffin and Iceland answer, please write it in your review.

I guess this is sorta AU-ish, since I genderbent some countries….

But otherwise, I look forwarding to reading whatever you send in!