DISCLAIMER:  I don't own "Tradition," Fiddler on the Roof, OR Fushigi Yuugi.  No suing please.

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The priestess, the priestess

SUZAKU!

The priestess, the priestess

SUZAKU!

Who, day and night, must go rescue Miaka

who constantly tries to

harm and kill herself?

And who has the right, as hotties from the book,

to kiss her every episode?

The seven, the seven

SUZAKU!

The seven, the seven

SUZAKU!

Who must know the way to stab herself?

Stuff her face? Cry a lot?

Who must go and mispronounce "the Shinzaho"

and have flashbacks that really don't matter?

Miaka, Miaka

SUZAKU!

Miaka, Miaka

SUZAKU!

At five I watched my mother die

and then I killed a bird

Yui said she'd make me a god

I hope she does it

Nakago, Nakago

SUZAKU!

Nakago, Nakago

SUZAKU!

And who did Nakago

turn against Miaka?

Who brainwashed Tamahome

and was covered in scales?

The Yui, the Yui

SUZAKU!

The Yui, the Yui

SUZAKU!

Die die die die, die die die die,

Die die die die, die die die die die (2X)

Cat! Flute! Cat! Flute!

Cat! Flute! Cat! Flute!

The priestess, the priestess

SUZAKU!

The priestess, the priestess

SUZAKU!