Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in Fullmetal.
Me: Just use them for others enjoyment!
Roy Mustang: That crazy person doesn't own me!
Me: (Sniffle) No I don't... (Scary smile) Yet.
This is a skit.
Skits are like play scripts (Kinda).
Hope you like it!
Somebody: (Grab a bucket of blue paint) SMURF!
Me: Cute little smurf!
Ed: I am NOT a SMURF!
Me + Some person: Yes, you are!
The Smurfs: That's good enough for us! Let's go to the Smurf village, ...um...
Me: Ed
The Smurfs: Come on, Ed. Let's go!
Ed: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Al: Good bye, big brother! Don't forget to write!
Ed: Al, heeeeeeelllllllllppp meeeeeeeeeeee!
Me + Someone: Sorry Ed, we all think this is the best thing for you.
Al: Yea Ed we want you to be with your own kind.
Ed: Own Kind? You People Think I'm a Smurf?
Me: Yea, you're blue, short, have smurf boots...
Someone: What are smurf boots?
Me: (Ignoring) Bye, bye! (To The Smurfs) Take him away guys!
Ed: Heeeeelllp!
Al: Bye, big Brother!
Me + Some person: Bye!
And before that happened, this did:
Ed: I'm not short! I'll show you short!(Measuring himself.) 6' 2" (Measures me) 5' 2" HA! You're short! (Crazy person laughing) Ha ha ha!
Me: Al, is your brother crazy?
Al: Kinda...
Me: Bye, bye. He's scaring me!
Al: Bye! And he's scaring me, too!
That's the end of the play When Edward Went Crazy. I personally think it should be called When Edward Went Crazy And We Thought He was A Smurf. But it was to long. Darn.