HP And LOTR crossover, so this should be fairly interesting.

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Harry: What shall we do to Snape this time?

Hermione: Nothing. I do not wish to get expelled.

Ron: Let's poison him!!

ME: * appears from a trip to Rivendell* * does not see the three behind her* Legolas has to help me with my arching

Hermione: Who is Legolas?

Me: A really tall and cute elf. He's a prince.

Hermione: Is he prince of the house elves? Is he taller then us?

Me: yes he is taller than us. He is one prince of the elves, not house elves though. would you like to meet him?

Hermione: Maybe he would join SPEW!! YES, I would love to meet him.

ME: Grab my hand, and let's go!!! * Dissaparate to Western shores*

Legolas: *waiting, knowing how soon I would be back* What took you so long?

ME: * in elvish * brought a friend. She wanted to meet you. She thought you were a house elf.

Legolas: * laughs * funny. What is her name?

ME: * tell him your name Hermione* whispered*

Hermione: Hermione!

Legolas: Hello. She is in your grade, eh?

Me: Yah!

This may really stink, but I am just getting started, so uh. yeah. Review, and I will write the next chappie. Please review.