Cuddy: bold

House: normal, unbolded, nice words

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'But you see, the problem is – '

'There is no problem at all, Cuddy, can´t you just relax?'

'No, I'm afraid not, you're not even sure if the patient is safe or not!' Damn it, does he ever look at anyone he's talking to?

'Of course she's safe. She's in good hands.'

'And whose might that be?'

'Chase and Cameron.'

'Ah.'

'You see the light. Finally.'

She rolled her eyes. 'But still!'

'Okay, I get you point, I know what to do now.'

'Fine. So go, give her the new meds and ask her how she feels with the new treatment. Good Lord, just Do. Your. Damn. Job. Understood?'

'Uh-huh.'

'What are you supposed to do?'

'Check on the patient.'

'That's it?'

'And the usual stuff. Treatment, and all the others.'

She still wasn't satisfied. 'House, are you listening at all?'

'Nup. I'm busy thinking of my date later with my girlfriend.'

'Girlfriend?' Virtually impossible.

'Yes. I'm still entitled to girlfriends, you know. I'm not that old yet. Okay, maybe I am, but still I like having girlfriends. Two at a time… fine with me too.'

'Ah. And what is she like?'

'Uh, well, white…'

'I guessed as much. Anything more specific, for God's sake.'

'Well, good figure, curved at the right places…'

'Somehow I knew you'd fall for this kind of girls.'

'Well. She´s tasty.' Smirk.

'You've given her the hickeys?'

Oh God, she's crazy. 'Yes, in fact I enjoyed it so much I think it's going to last for a couple hours.'

'Hours.'

'Well, yeah.' It was just so fun to irritate Cuddy.

'Come on, House. Forget about trying to describe her anymore. Do I know her?'

'Yep, you know her really well. You even stopped me from visiting her before.'

Utter garbage. 'And what's her name, since it seems that I'm not on particularly good terms with her?'

'Name?'

'Yeah. Her name.'

'Vicodin.'