T'day With Black Hayate

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"Is it...morning already?"

First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye arose from her sleep. Her large, white sleeping tunic slumped down as she lazily rose to a sitting position. Suddenly something soft brushed on her leg. Riza shrieked and jumped onto the bed.

"Woof, woof!"

Hawkeye regains herself quickly, realizing that she hit her head as she stood on the bed. "Just Hayate..." Hawkeye thought as she rubbed the small bump tenderly. Just as she came down from the bed, the door slams open. Fuery, Havoc, and Mustang rush in. Roy slips his glove on quickly, Havoc asks "What's wrong First Lieutenant?", and Kain Fuery bends down to pet the dog.

"N-nothing. Black Hayate surprised me..." Hawkeye murmured. A few seconds of silence passed before the three at the door began to laugh uncontrollably. Hawkeye begins to blush, realizing that she not only made a fool of herself in front of her peers, but was only wearing a night tunic. She pushed all three of them out of the door (and into the hallway wall), and slammed the door.

"What's her deal..." Havoc growled while regaining his posture.

"Ahhh, merely woman troubles." Mustang said as he walked back downstairs.

Hayate, now shivering in the corner, waited for Riza to exit the bathroom and feed him. He amused himself by rolling about the floor. Soon he was utterly trapped in his own joy, unaware that Riza had already put on her uniform and began loading her gun for early morning training. One gunshot was all it took to snap the cute puppy out of his trance and sitting upright.

Hawkeye brought out Hayate's bowl of food. He started salivating over the raw piece of meat that lay on his plate right before he was able to dig in on it, Hawkeye shot another gunshot. Hayate froze in his steps, and began to sweat a little.

"Sit" Hawkeye commanded. Hayate did as commanded.

"Paw" Hawkeye ordered. Hayate lifted his right paw.

"Left". Hayate switched paws. Riza smiled.

"Salute!" Hawkeye joked. But to her surprise Black Hayate lifted his right paw and tapped it on his head and barked. Riza started laughing, and Hayate barked along happily. They both went downstairs together after Hayate finished eating. The smell of pancakes filled Riza's nose...Mustang, Fuery, and Havoc still haven't left!

END

"AN: Sorry for shortness, make it up later...yeah ok review plz!"

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