Chemistry Chapter One
Timeline: This is after D-Stabilized, but Phantom Planet never happened.
Disclaimer: I FINALLY MADE A OC! But she's based off of my science teacher... So I technically don't own anything, as my science teacher will probably set my hair on fire if I said I owned her.
IMPORTANT: These one-shots are based off of my science classes. I also made my friends/Lab partners into the characters of Danny Phantom. So if any of my friends are reading this, this is who you are:
Danny- Me *Dodges tomatoes* What?
Tucker- Callie
Sam- Ramzi
Valerie- Michael
So if any of you are NOT my real life friends, this list is useless.
Now, enjoy my crazy science classes!
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Danny Fenton may get detentions every other day, and F's on tests, and the rare B-, but he was good at one thing in school. Very good, in fact.
Chemistry.
He was a chemistry wiz. He could make something explode with a first aid kit, pencil, and a little ghost energy. He memorized the Periodic Table of Elements without even trying. If it wasn't for his periodic absents due to his ghost fighting, he would have a solid A+.
He had one if those super-awesome teachers that was CRAZY for her subject. Whenever someone made something explode, she would give them a daily grade of a 100. Every other day, they would do experiments that collage-level students would do: Extracting DNA from strawberries (or themselves), asking the Fenton's for Ectoplasm and studying that, and the most famous one: Adding different types of elements to their blood, and see how they reacted. Every girl (Except for Sam) would scream when their blood bounced on liquid nitrogen.
And Danny loved every minute of it.
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"I wonder what we are doing today," Tucker asked rhetorically as he sat down in the stool across from Danny.
"I saw the rubbing alcohol on the desk. Today were extracting DNA from something." Danny replied, looking up from the textbook he was reading.
Sam was Danny's lab partner, as decided at the beginning of the year, and Tucker had Valerie. It was two lab groups to a station, so they always were together. (And easier to copy off of Danny)
The teacher, Ms. Kaon, the beloved teacher, walked in right as Valerie and Sam sat down, signaling the beginning of class.
"Gloves on. Goggles on, hair pulled back, Dash, put up that iPod-" Dash quickly shoved the small devise in his pocket. "-and scalpels away Kwan. We won't need them today." Kwan disappointedly put his scalpel in the cabinet under his lab table.
(A/N: Did anyone get the scalpel reference?)
"You may or may not have figured this out, but today we are extracting DNA-" Danny smiled at Tucker, who stuck out his tongue. "From ourselves." Sam shot a worried look at Danny, who waved it off. "It'll be fine, I got a plan."
"Now, as you know, we can extract in three harmless, legal ways that won't get me sued: From blood, spit, or hair. You can choose what you what, but keep in mind that dyed hair won't work. Now, there are needles up front for those of you brave enough to do blood, and hairbrushes for you babies."
Danny grinned. Extracting DNA was always cool, but from himself? Awesome. He was going to do the blood test, as those are always the ones that got the most DNA, but he knew that his Ectoplasm will show up no matter what. But, he had a plan.
The hairbrushes were to get hair without hurting the student, and so they didn't have a bald spot. "That'll get me sued for sure, and then y'all will lose this!" Ms. Kaon would say, than bursting into a disco dance move.
Danny took the needle, and stuck it into a vein in the croak of his elbow and pulled back, not even flinching at the small sting. The vial filled with a red liquid that shimmered slightly with green if you looked closely.
Turning around to make sure no one was looking, he placed his hand under the tip of the needle, and concentrated. All the green shimmery stuff, ectoplasm, was pulled to the shaft of the needle, and poured out into his hand.
He quickly poured the stuff into the Ecto-waste, which was put into the classroom after some stray ectoplasm caused some pencils to attack the class.
He didn't notice Valerie was watching him the whole time.
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"So, we add this to the sample," Sam said as she poured rubbing alcohol into her hair sample. Yes, her beautiful midnight black hair was completely natural, so she didn't have to draw blood. Danny also noticed Star spitting into her vial, too chicken to do the blood test. 'Her hair must be dyed.' He noted.
"Yeah, and than we add this-" Danny replied, adding another chemical, his hand brushing Sam's ever so slightly. "-Than you stir it around."
A white, mucus like substance floated to the top of the vial. "Cool." Sam stated, her voice full of wonder.
Danny swirled his, and fished out the white mucus. "So, that's my DNA." Sam asked almost rhetorically, in amazement.
"Yep! Now, let's see what happens if I set mine on fire.." Tucker replied to Sam, fishing his gunk out with a pencil (Danny tensed at this) and into a test tube. He set his DNA over a bunsen burner (that he had lit earlier), and the mucus-like gel shriveled up, the water and alcohol evaporating. It than promptly set itself on fire.
"Whoa!" He cried, yanking the test tube out from under the fire. "That is so cool!"
"That is freaking awesome, Tuck!" Danny cried, watching the flames from Tucker's DNA. He wafted the white gas emitting from the dried-up mucus. "Uck, smells like a Double Nasty Burger. That's just gross, man."
"Eww, how many Nasty Burgers do you have to eat before your burned up DNA starts to smell like that?" Valerie shuddered.
"Exactly one thousand three hundred and twenty four. I kept track on my PDA." He replied with a smirk on his face.
"This is why I'm a vegan." Sam stated, with a disgusted look on her face as she watched Tucker and Danny howl with laughter, almost like hyenas.
"I wonder what mine smells like!" Danny said as he calmed down. He pinched the mucus and dropped it in the test tube with a wet smack, and clamped it to the tongs Tucker had dropped on the table.
He than held it over the open flame, and his promptly exploded, engulfing the table in thin white smoke.
"It smells like fudge! Ew!" Paulina shrieked from across the room.
Coughing, Danny waved his arm above his head, trying to clear the area of smoke. "Fudge? Really?"
Unknown to his peers, he was just as much as a fudge fanatic as his father. He just hid it more, buying fudge bars and hiding them in his room when no one was around. Once, Sam had found his stash, and sometimes used it as blackmail. It was embarrassing, really. And annoying.
Ms. Kaon walked over, her heels clicking on the tile floor. "Alright, who exploded this one?" She asked casually, as if she was meeting up with her friends at the mall.
"Me and Tucker." Danny replied easily, he had this conversation a lot in this class, and he knew what was coming.
"Well, an A plus for you and Tucker, than. May I ask, what exactly did you do?"
"Well, Tucker set his DNA over the fire, and I did the same thing. Mine just exploded." He replied nervously. Danny knew why his exploded, traces of ectoplasm were still in his DNA. His little magnet trick wouldn't have gotten rid of all of the strands, leaving enough to make a minor explosion that still left the glass test tube unharmed.
"Awesome! Yours was probably in the solution longer, correct?" She asked briskly.
"Umm.. Yeah! Of course!" He replied quickly.
"Well, clean up your table. The bell's about to ring." She called out to the class. "And Kwan, put up that god darn scalpel away!"
"Aw!"
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Heehee... What is this? I just uploaded Kwan the Ghost Hunter, and my brother reminds me to publish this? XD
Did any of you get the scalpel reference, for those of you that read April Fools? There is also a reference to this class in Kwan the Ghost Hunter. XD
And yes, I have actually extracted my own DNA. No, I have never exploded it. This is for fun, keep this in mind. If the characters are OOC, too bad!
Review please!
-FallingNarwhals