I happened across a Fic from SilverWolf7007 over at FicWad called Dear Order, and it sent me into a brainstorm (Yea it hurt all that wind blowing around in the head but it was hopefully worth it. .:P )

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters or places published by our dear J.K Rowling I wish I did though ) All views are hence forth of my own opinion and mostly from my own mind unless otherwise noted.

Dear Wizarding world By Hemotem

Chapter One or Letter one

Dear wizarding world,

I hope you are all finding life pleasant and fruitful since I am no longer allowed to participate in what you call freedom. Yea that meddling old fool (Dumbledore if you didn't already know) has me locked up at an undisclosed location. No I am not telling anyone where I am because some stupid death muncher or old Moldyshorts (He Who Must Not Be Named / You Know Who / Tom Marvolo Riddle / Voldemort) himself would probably come here and try to kill me again. HA HA he tries and tries to do it over and over again. It must hurt his ego because being thwarted by a child has put him on his arse more than once. One of these days he just might get tired of trying. The poor slobs cant even function with direct orders or have the crutacious put on them to make sure they have soiled themselves into usefulness.

Well time to go and be a slave to the blubbering old fools that I live with.

Ta Ta

Harry Potter

This was the letter he had sent to over twenty different wizarding newspapers. To the total dismay of everyone in the wizarding world not a single one of them declined to publish just what he had wrote in the letters.

People would say that Harry Potter was seeking some publicity or trying to get attention but what noone knew was that Harry Potter had an idea that whilst it was a tad over dramatic it was hopefully working in his favor. And this plan of his was to get out of Number four Pivit drive as soon as possible and never return.

To say the least Dumbledore was upset at Harrys letter to the wizarding world. He sat in his office trying to figure out what had gotten into Harry to write what he had. And dreading the howlers that he has receiving because of its content. As he was sitting at his desk Albus heard an owl tapping at his window sill, and shuddered at the thought of having a howler delivered at this time of night, but he didn't have to worry for the owl was a beautiful white owl that was unmistakingable owned by the person of his thoughts. He rose out of his chair and opened the window of his office and the owl flew in and landed on his desk and dropped the letter and a half-mutilated mouse on his desk and flew out the open window before the headmaster could even get the window half open.

He closed the window and went to his desk and cast a spell on the dead mouse to rid himself of it then picked up the letter that had the addressee to OLD MAN. The only thought was 'Smary git'.

Liked it, hated it, review it ). Next chappy is what was in the letter to the OLD MAN and a new letter to his next subject of authority.