There once were 3 Waddle Dee, named Terry, Larry, and Simone. They're mother let then out on their own. "Don't kill yourself."
"Yes mamma." They all said in unison. The 3 set out, and they each made a house. Terry made a house of straws, Larry made a house of sticks, Simone made a house of -. Then, Kirby came along. Terry realized Kirby's presence, and hid in his house of straw. Kirby couldn't eat it, so he pulled out a miracle fruit. After eating it, Kirby hyper-inhaled Terry's house up. Terry ran off to Larry's house.
At Larry's, Terry locked the door, and barricaded the door. After explaining the problem, they hid. Then, Kirby hyper-inhaled Larry's house, so the three set off for Simone. After looting the remains of the last house, Kirby proceeded towards were the 2 waddle dee were headed. When he arrived, he saw 3 Kirby, all in a giant Waddle-Dee mech. Kirby ate it anyway. Moral: Don't live on popstar.