TRI: I apologize for my absence, but with tests, going to Arkansas and the computer ***king up again, things have been too hectic for me.
So this is an apology and a random idea that I got in my shower, and I hope you like my humor/parody.
Disclaimer: I'm too busy to even bother saying I don't own Inuyasha.
Episodes 58 take 1
(Inuyasha and the peach man fall down the cliff.)
Inuyasha: (after a few seconds) The tree should have caught us by now. What are you doing, you should've caught us already.
Tree: I was?
Inuyasha: Yes, stupid.
Tree: Sorry, but my roots can't reach you now.
Inuyasha: DDDAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNN YYYOOOOUUUU TTTTOOOO HHHHEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits the ground, then peach man falls on him)
Take 2
(Tree roots catch Inuyasha and peach man.)
Inuyasha: Why does my arm feel wet? (looks over) STOP SNACKING ON MY ARM, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Peach Man: Sorry, I'm just really hungry.
Inuyasha: You're about to die, you don't need food. (mutters) Like he needs food, he's like 500+ pounds. Idiot.
Take 3
Kagome: Noooooo, Inuyasha. Come back, I love you.
Miroku: that's not your line.
Kagome: I don't care, I can't live without him, so I'm going to join him the land of the dead. (Jumps and one second later…)
Inuyasha: What's ever- (looks around) where's Kagome?
Shippo: She jumped off the cliff.
Inuyasha: Damn.
(Hours of stupid fuck-ups later.)
Take 256
Inuyasha: I can't believe we're finally done.
???: I'm right here. SKEITH!
Inuyasha: Another take, come on!
TRI: We'll just edit this out and put it on the bloopers, don't worry. And, Naraku, take Haseo back to his set.
Naraku: Why me?
TRI: Because everyone hates you.
THE END
TRI: I hoped you liked it, peace out.