Ray sat at his desk contemplating what exactly was going on in his head .Ever since Drake had appeared things had changed. He knew the Guv had changed and was wrestling with his feelings for Alex but Ray had never banked on feeling the same. When Gene and Alex were together he couldn't help feel a pang of jealousy.
"Ray, are you with us today or is your perm getting in way of your ears?"
"Sorry Guv" Ray looked around to see everybody's eyes on him.
"Right as I was saying, Drake has had a tip off about a nonce that is beating up his women and trying to push drugs as well. Now, as we know, she gets her pretty knickers in a twist over these prozzies, so we are going to humour her and sort the little bastard out. It's not just your back street prozzies: this is a posh establishment. So Drake has come up with this wonderful idea of going undercover so to speak! Her background has been sorted by one of the other girls who she has been using as an informant. So DI Drake is going to be a prozzie and she will need a punter. Raymondo!"
Yet again Ray became centre of focus,
"Why me Guv?" Raytook a longer than normal drag on his cigarette.
"Because Raymondo, you look more a punter than anyone else. I've also arrested this nonce before and therefore he'll recognise me"
"But Guv…" This fell on deaf ears as Gene continued talking.
Alex walked into the room all attention turned from Gene to Alex.
"Well you have surpassed yourself this time Bolls, You get my trousers moving" Gene quipped.
Ray turned to look at her and his eyes moved up and down her body. Her skirt was as short as it could possibly be to still be called a skirt, her top was about as low cut and her hair was, unusually, up. He couldn't help but look at her neck: so smooth and tender. He moved uncomfortably as he realised Gene was watching.
"Raymondo I think you will need to change. This is a high class prozzie so you had best look the part. I presume you have a suit?
"Guv. I really think maybe Chris would be better suited to this than me"
"Suited ! I like that, that's funny" Chris laughed
"It wasn't meant to be funny you tit" Ray retorted.
"When you have quite finished, No it can't be Chris he looks like he was only out of nappies last week, we need a MAN"
Chris looked on almost hurt by this comment.
Alex approached Ray and leant over him, giving him an eyeful of her breasts.
"Can you not handle me then Ray? I always thought you were the hard man of the team?" With that she looked down at his trousers. Alex chuckled as she walked away.
Ray jumped up and out of his seat. He felt in a very odd place. He hadn't felt like this for some time and was aware thitat everyone's eyes were on him.
"Steady on Bolls!it's only make believe. We don't need to go giving Raymondo heart failure!"
With that Ray retreated out the building to make his way to his flat to change. All the while his head was racing with these thoughts. What if he had to kiss her? He couldn't, but he wanted to. By the time he got to his flat he had got himself into a right state. He decided to knock back some whisky and take a shower. Whilst in the shower Ray couldn't get the vision of Alex leaning over him out of his mind. What would the guv think?He knew how much Gene liked her? He turned the shower on to cold, in hope that it would wake his senses up and dampen this attraction down.
He got out of the shower, sat on the bed and pondered his predicament. Alex wasn't likely to be interested in him or even the guv, she was a posh bird. With that, he decided he just had to get on with it. Out came the white shirt and black suit, which he only ever wore to funerals .Long gone were the days in Manchester when he used to have to wear shirt and trousers, things were so much more casual these days. He checked himself out in the mirror. 'Why not enjoy it?' he thought. He tidied up his tash splashed on some Kouros and left the flat.
Back at the station, Gene and Alex were running through the last bits of information for the operation.
"Well, you sure you want to go through with this Bolls? You may get yourself into something you can't get out of. I do trust Raymondo though. He's a good copper, just don't go flashing your tits too much! Don't want him taking his eye of the ball"
"I'm sure I'll be fine. I'm a big girl, Gene"
"I know that Bolls!" Gene raised his eyebrows.
With that Ray entered the room, Alex looked him up and down she had never seen him dressed up before, sweaters and jeans was the norm and they did nothing for his physique. They had hidden a much more toned body, She thought he actually looked rather sexy.
"Bloody hell Ray! Did you fall into a prozzies handbag on the way? You stink!"
"Guv, give me a bloody break!" Ray was feeling out of place as it was. He was just glad the rest of the team had already gone to get themselves into position.
"Well I think you look hot" Alex announced. Gene looked at her, then at Ray. He wasn't sure if she was just being kind or meant it. Whatever it was he wasn't sure he liked it.
"Right! Lets go and get the bastard, so we can all go to the pub!"
"Come on Ray. Let's go play! " Alex took his arm and they walked out in front of Gene, leaving him looking on.
The Audi pulled up outside a building. It was somewhat classier than a normal brothel, but still had that seedy feeling about it. Waiting outside was Judy, Alex's informant..
"Right! You both know the plan now? You have the radio in your bag, so we can hear what's going on. Let's get this done!" instructed Gene
"Yes, Gene, we will be fine." Alex replied.
Alex and Ray walked away from the car and into the building. Gene watched on, feeling somewhat annoyed that it wasn't him in Ray's place. Who knew what would happen. Nothing, he hoped .Gene sped off to join the others.
Inside the building were the normal red walls with a few pictures of women in erotic, porn-like poses. Ray looked around. He had never felt comfortable in such places. They made his skin crawl. How women could sell their bodies had always baffled him. Judy led them to a room, while all around them sounds of moans and screams came through the walls.
"Who is this then, Judy?" Vince called out. He was in his 30s tall and slim-to-scrawny looking
"This is Alex. I told you she was coming, Vince. " She seemed nervous
"Hmm. I haven't had chance to try her out first and you have given her a punter?" He eyed Alex up and down.
Alex interrupted
"Well he was hanging around outside, so I thought I may as well get started."
"Still, I like to sample the goods first."
"Look mate! Can we just get on with it ?"Ray jumped in
Vince scowled at him not impressed by this sudden interruption.
"Is this your first time? Looks like it. You look kind of nervous. Maybe you would be better off with one of my regulars"
"Its fine Vince. It is his first time - he told me outside- so can I just get on with it? As soon as I'm finished here, I can come and see you" She walked over to him and gave him a look that he couldn't resist.
"Ok. Go in there. I'll be keeping an eye on you"
"What's he mean?" Ray whispered to Drake
As he walked into the room she pointed to the peep hole in the door.
"Bloody hell, is he going to be watching? Pervert. How we going to get round that one?"
"Relax."
Meanwhile back in the Quattro, Chris and Gene were listening in on their radio.
"Blimey! That was close, Guv." Chris said chewing on his gum
Gene was pouting, wondering just how they were going to get away with it, now they knew that someone could be watching. He was sure that Alex wouldn't go too far. Would she?
"Bolls and Ray will be ok. They're pros"
They continued listening on the radio. Gene seemed somewhat preoccupied with thoughts of his own.
"So what are we going to do?" Ray asked nervously
Inside the room was a bed in line with the doorway. The room was decorated in red walls with a fluffy type lampshade and a light beside the bed ;provided the only glow. On the table next to the bed was an assortment of condoms. Ray looked out the window. He couldn't see the guv, which was one good thing. Gene was the last person he would want to face at the moment. He turned back around and Alex was sat on the bed in front of him.
"Everything ok in there?" Vince shouted from outside the door
"Yes, he is just a little nervous"
"Time is ticking"
"What did you go and bloody say that for" Ray was feeling slightly annoyed that the dick would be thinking he was nervous.
"Well he isn't going to go away, so I guess we had best do something"
"You what!" Ray shifted uncomfortably as Alex rose from the bed and raised her hand to his chest, playing with the buttons of his shirt and slowly undoing it. She moved her hand across his hairy chest it was soft and warming Ray tried to move back to avoid Alex's touch.
"Steady on there! What's the guv going to think?"
Before he could say anymore Alex's lips met his. Ray tried to push her off but the more he tried the harder she kissed. Eventually she stopped and moved away from him and she gave a wry smile.
"Bloody hell!" Ray could feel his manhood getting harder through his trousers and Alex also noticed this. Before he could say another word Alex started to unzip his trousers.
"Oh god! Come on I'm sure there must be another way" he tried to stop her.
"Oh come on Ray relax! I'm sure you remember what to do." Alex released his manhood from his trousers.
"Well that's impressive!" She held it in her hand and looked up to him.
Ray didn't know what to do, he wanted it so much but knew it was wrong, Before he could do anything else, she had taken him in her mouth. He let out a gasp and she rolled her tongue up and down the shaft.
Back in the Quattro, Chris was opened mouthed.
"Guv she isn't doing what I think she is, is she?"
"No she bloody isn't, they are professionals it's all an act" Gene was trying to convince himself, he couldn't believe Alex would actually do anything. Ray would not, he would have been out of the house like a shot. Gene could hear the moans coming through the radio.
"They bloody are guv! Lucky bastard"
"Chris shut up! " With that Gene jumped out the car and slammed the door. He paced up and down. Inside he was welling up with jealously. They just couldn't! She couldn't fancy Ray. Why did he let them do it? Should he go in now and break it up? Risk the whole case on what could be an act. He went back to the car.
"Guv, you've got to listen to this. They are really going for it!"
Gene grabbed the radio from Chris.
"Ray! What the hell is going on in there?" He knew it was supposed to be radio silence but he couldn't bear it anymore.
"Ray? Drake" No reply. Only the noise of breathing could be heard. Gene threw the radio back down.
By now Ray had succumbed to Alex. There was nothing he could do but enjoy the ride. She was rolling her tongue around as she went up and down. Ray wasn't sure if this was an act but he didn't really care if it was . He could feel his climax rising so pulled Alex away. He doubted he would get this chance again, so he was going to make the most of it and put on a show for all to see. He pushed her back on the bed knocking Alex's bag on the floor causing the radio to break.
"Shit what was that?" As the radio let out a bang, Gene picked up the radio and twiddled with the buttons.
"What's wrong with the bloody thing? Sort it Chris!"
"I think it's broken on their end, Guv. It's dead." Chris could see that Gene was not impressed
"Can't you do bloody anything Chris?" He threw the radio across the car, lit a cigarette and took a swig from his hip flask.
"Chris I'm going in there. I need to know what's going on. Maybe something has happened"
"Guv, I really don't think she will like that."
"When I want an opinion, I will ask the weather man not you, Chris!"
Gene got out the car and kicked the wall. His anger was brewing inside. How could they do this to him? He lent over the wall looking out and threw his tie off.
Meanwhile back inside the house, Ray was throwing his inhibitions out the window.
"Ooo Ray! Come on! Show me what a man you are"
With that Ray straddled her and kissed her, probing his tongue around her mouth she returned the favour as their tongues entwined. As he moved his hands over her breasts, he thought back to the first time he'd seen her and how he'd wanted to touch her puppies. Now here he was. They were so soft; he moved his lips down to touch her breasts. Rolling his tongue around the nipple he then moved his hand down to her skirt and hitched it up and found her knickers and pushed them aside to allow his fingers to probe her moistened area. Alex let out a groan as his fingers went in and out. Any thoughts of this being wrong had gone. He wanted to enjoy this, whatever it was.
Alex was becoming more and more animated and she came closer to climax.
"Ray, fuck me!"
Ray didn't need to be asked twice he removed his fingers and took her knickers off, there in front of him was the mound of moist and warmth. He couldn't help himself as he lent down with his mouth and felt the warmth of her against it. He moved his tongue around. Alex had lost all sense of being by now she thought she had gone to yet another realm. After all this wasn't real, this was just great imaginary sex wasn't it? Ray pulled back. Now feeling all man, he licked his lips as he looked at her. He turned her over and positioned himself to lower himself into her. Alex let out a scream as he entered her. With each thrust the groans grow louder and louder, until the final one, after which they collapsed into a heap panting. As they lay there, Alex chuckled. She couldn't believe how her mind had become depraved enough to have invented this imaginary scene. Long gone was the Lion, witch and wardrobe scenes and they were replaced some 80s porn flick.
"What you laughing at?" Ray seemed miffed. He had never had complaints before.
"Oh no, no! Sorry Ray it's nothing to do with you. Quite the opposite. That was very impressive" she nodded her head with approval.
They were jolted from their afterglow by some shouting in the corridor. They could hear Vince and Judy arguing. The shouting soon changed to screams.
"Bollocks," Ray jumped up and dressed himself
Alex quickly got up and arranged her clothes and picked up the bag and took the radio out.
"Gene, Gene!" Nothing. The radio was dead.
"Ok Ray. It's just the two of us."
"Right! Let's get the bastard!" Ray flew out the door, Alex following behind.
They got to the end of the room where sure enough Vince was given Judy a beating. Ray grabbed hold of Vince. Vince tried to resist but with one punch from Ray he was on the floor. Alex bent down to Vince.
"You're nicked"
Alex went to Judy who was bleeding heavily,
"You ok? Do you want an ambulance?"
"No! Just get that bastard out of here"
"Ray. Get him out and find the Guv"
"Roger that" Ray hadn't thought about Gene til now. He wasn't looking forward to having to face him.
Ray left the building with Vince, Outside, a couple of the plods took Vince away as the rest swarmed over the building looking for drugs and other evidence. Gene stood at the car, he didn't look happy. Chris went to Ray.
"Hey, that sounded interesting. Did you give her one? You lucky bastard. Come on, tell. The Guv seems well pissed off about something. We didn't get it all, as the radio broke"
"Bugger off Chris!" Ray walked past. He wasn't sure what to do, so he lit a cigarette and walked towards the car. Gene and Ray exchanged glances.
"Alright Guv?" Ray was interrupted by Alex coming out of the building with an air of confidence and smugness.
"Well I told you we would get a result" She smiled at Gene. He never replied just held the door open allowing Chris to get in.
She realised Gene was pissed off, so she went to her side and opened the door, allowing Ray to get in. They returned to the station without a word said between them. They made their way to the office.
"Go and get some drinks in at Luigis, Chris." Gene handed Chris some money and walked into his office. He shut the door, got his bottle of whisky out and sat down at his desk.
"The Guv is pissed off. What're we going to say?" Ray was concerned. He wasn't sure what had happened or what to say, he couldn't work it out himself.
"Leave it to me. Go and join Chris" Alex made her way to Gene's office. She opened the door and popped her head round before walking through the door.
"What, Alex? Do you not think you have had enough excitement this evening?" Gene looked up and took another swig from the bottle.
"Exactly what is your problem, Gene? We got a result. Another piece of scum off your streets"
"It is how you did it I don't like. Did you enjoy it?" The simmering jealously was brewing away inside Gene
"Just what am I supposed to have enjoyed, Hunt?" Alex was now getting defensive.
"Fucking Ray! Do you like a bit of rough? Wouldn't have thought he would have been your type. More suits and braces I would have thought for you."
"You know nothing! What makes you think we fucked?" She grabbed the bottle from Genes hand and took a swig. He stood up and put his hands over the table and lent forward,
"Maybe you were telling the truth when you said you were a hooker"
"Oh yes. Is this because it was Ray and not you? Because your male ego can't handle that I could find someone else more attractive than you, you pigheaded bastard! Just for the record we didn't fuck, but if we had I would have enjoyed every bloody minute of it"
Alex walked out of the office and slammed the door. She knew they couldn't tell Gene what had really happened for Ray's sake . She wouldn't be here long enough to have to worry about it.
Gene flew around the desk and swung open the door.
"I would rather fuck one of the back street prozzies up an alley, than your uptight posh French knickers! At least I would get my money's worth!"
With that he slammed the door shut and kicked over his desk. He didn't know what had happened nor could he prove anything had. He did know that he wanted to be the one she fucked.
"In your dreams Hunt!" and with that she stuck two fingers up and left the room.
