Disclaimer- I do not own TD. I wish I did though.
A/N- I also decided to start a multi-chapter story. This one may be a little but tricky, but I've got most of it planned out. Enjoy!
After All-Stars was filmed, and all the campers were given a three week break from the absolute pain and agony they experienced on Total Drama, Chris invited all of them back to his auditorium (Which he bought for 2,000 dollars on eBay) to see his very own invention...
...Okay, so he didn't actually build anything. He bought the machine from an odd looking elderly woman on his vacation to Fiji. There is no way he would ever pick up a wrench and work on his own ideas, for that would take too much time off of his spa treatment schedule. Either way, he wanted all 38 contestants, and a very special coconut to be dazzled. He had plans for the night, all organized and important, but unfortunately, those plans were halted, for he was late.
By 7:30 that night, and the entire audience had arrived. They expected the host to be late from the moment they received their one-hour phone messages, but that doesn't mean they couldn't be pissed off at someone who had just made them wait thirty minutes. All but two people were irritated.
"OMG Sadie! Isn't this picture of Taylor Lautner, like, so hot?" Katie asked, showing her BFF the picture on her phone.
"He is..." Sadie agreed "But he's not as hot as Justin!" The two of them instantly burst out into a fit of squeals, causing everyone else in the audience to cover their ears.
"Excuse me girls," Blaineley, who had the honor of sitting next to the twins started "Can you please refrain from your fangirl noises until after this presentation?"
"If Chris ever shows up!" Called Duncan from behind her chair "If I have to deal with Princess over here for another minute, I might have to scratch out my eyes with my finger nails!"
"What did I tell you about calling me princess? We're not together anymore!" Courtney snapped.
"Guys, we should make peace, eh. Not war!" Ezekiel shouted from the back row. Everyone stared at him.
"Aren't you supposed to be feral right now?" Heather questioned.
"Feral? I was never feral, eh. You must be thinking bout my long lost cousin, Phineas," Again, everyone stared at him.
"Okay, this is getting creepy," Scott said "Chris better be here soon,"
Just as Scott finished his sentence, the doors to the auditorium opened, and in came Chris McLean himself, carrying a handbag, and walking with a reluctant Chef. The host ignored the screaming and the "Where have you been?"s that were being thrown at him. Instead, he walked up to the stage and turned on his microphone, but not before pulling Mr. Coconut out of his handbag, and placing him down in a luxurious reserved chair. Chef went backstage to manage the curtains.
"Wait, so the "reserved" chair was for the goddamn coconut?" Gwen asked in a furious tone of voice.
"Hey! Can you guys hold the finest milk in the history of the world?" Chris responded.
"You said that I could back in season one. Remember, the people holding the cameras left right before!" Lindsay called out from the audience
"That's very nice Lindsay, not everyone needed to hear that. Anyway, we need to get to the surprise I had in store for all of you,"
"Okay, just get on with it," Jo shouted out.
"Thanks Jo! Now, what I have behind this curtain will blow all of your tiny little minds. It's something so incomprehensible that I had to buy it from a crazy lady in Fiji to obtain it. Here is, the marvelous, original, majestic..."
"How does the word "majestic" describe a machine?" Scott interrupted.
"Whatever! Here is...The Mind Swapper!" Chris finished. The curtain was drawn back by Chef, and a rusted old device with a slightly unhinged lever was presented to the cast members.
Everyone was silent for a few seconds. Then, a barrage of hysterical laughter filled the room.
"Oh man Chris, you thought you would get us, wouldn't you?" Cody provoked.
"Dude, that has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while!" Geoff spat out, trying to contain his chortles while doing so.
"Mind swapper? This isn't a cartoon, Chris," Zoe added.
Chris flinched from the remarks. He payed good money for this machine, and he was angry that the cast wouldn't believe that it was real. Without further patience, he walked over to the machine, and pulled the lever down. Hard.