Chapter 1.

Karma awoke to a white landscape. He had no memory of what happened but all he knew was that he had no connections to any people on earth and therefore no one who would miss him and he would not miss anyone there, he is also super good looking and a 17 year old muscular boy. Or at least that is his view of himself.

Anyway, back to the important stuff, he sees an old white guy sitting on a cloud in robes with a long grey beard.

"Oh, hi god," Karma says calmly, "I never thought you were really an old white guy, I thought that was just like the stereotype, why couldn't I get Morgan Freeman?"

"I get that more often than you think," 'God' shuffles the papers on his desk that suddenly appears. "So let's see, your name is Karma correct?" Karma nods, "well I am afraid to tell you that you are dead-"

"Oh hell yes, one of these," Karma suddenly shouts.

"What?" God responds confused.

"Oh, well you see I read a lot of trashy self insert or Jaune centered stories about suddenly getting like gaming powers so I'm ready," Karma says calmly. "So I must have saved a little girl or something by jumping in front of a car or something right?"

God fidgets a but, "Uhh, well you see, you actually you were walking down the street and forgot to tie your shoes."

Karma looks dumbfounded, "wut?"

God continues, "Yeah actually this was one of the stranger cases I have seen, I mean I don't even know why I am doing this for you, it is mostly pity. But anyway, you were walking down the street and tripped on your shoe laces and hit you head on the ground and bam, dead instantly."

"Fuckkkkkkkk, well send me down I don't have all the time in the world," Karma chimes and he is gone with a flash.

He opens his eyes to see a flying ship headed straight for Hogwa- I mean Beacon, ahem, anyway he looks around and lays his eyes on the most beautiful sight he has ever seen, the largest pair of knockers he had ever had the pleasure of looking upon, shame he was more of an ss kinda guy and the girls in RWBY are all kinda flat in that department, Anyway, Karma, knowing this has to be a harem of some sort, approaches Yang and makes his move.

"H-," but he is cut off instantly by a blond boy majorly cockblocking him by apparently not throwing up on Yang but suavely catching her when she faints for his devilishly good looks and he then performs mouth to mouth saving her life as all the onlookers gasp in astonishment at his talent and then Ruby, Blake, Pyrrha, Hologram Glynda, and Weiss all start prancing around him and saying how cool he is and how they are ready for there group date or whatever, Neo is also there prancing along with a scroll that says what she is thinking because authors can't work with a mute character well.

Karma is to the side of this smashing his head into the wall and screaming at God for cucking him like this.

Hi this is sort of my first fanfic and I just want everyone to know this is a joke and I mean no offense or whatever but yeah, coolio.