and now the ultimate,interview with the charactersof naruto.
lets begin shall we:
me:sasuke how did your kiss with naruto taste like?lemon?
sasuke:hmm...it was like miso...i mean how shuld i know!!damn you naruto i mean usurtonkachi and your beautfull blue eyes...oh shit!!
me:naruto how did sasuke tast like?
naruto:ummm...hehehe...like tomatos and onigari.
me:sakura how do you feel now that you know sasuke likes naruto?
sakura:what!!sasuke-kun is gay!!naruto!!
naruto:ahhhhh!!gomen sakura-chan!!sasuke-teme this is all your fault!!
sasuke:usuratonkachi...sakura dont kill him or your on the list next to itachi.
sakura:hai sasuke-kunstops strangeling naruto
me:shikamaru how are you?
shikamaru:fine...other than that mandekuse(troubelsome)...naruto and sasuke always taught the uchiha was a girly-boy jumping around naruto,not to mention his transformation with that stupid seal...a drag queen...or should i say drag queer hahahahaha!!
sasuke:shikamaru!!chidori!!runs at shikamaru
ino:stop it sasuke choji started laughing sooo hard that he choaked on his stupid snacks.
choji:need...some...water...NOW!!
sasuke:oh naruto if you kiss me ill give ya some ramen.
naruto:kisses sasuke
sasuke:starts to make out with naruto
ino & sakura:YAOI!!
hinata:hi e-very-on-e...OMG YAOI!!tarts takeing pictures of naruto and sasuke dry humping and makeing out
neji:HINATA!!oh my...desteny was cruel...wery cruel...
lee;YOSH!!MY YOUTHFULL FRIENDS IN THEIR LOVE STAGE HOW BEAUTIFLY YOUTH-
tenten:WILL YOU CUT THE YOUTH CRAP LEE CANT YOU SEE THAT IM WATCHING LIVE YAOI SO BE QUIET!!
lee:yas mam.
kiba:wow lets get wild akamaru!!
akamaru:wufwuf (hell yeah)
shino:you all are fools
gaara:cookies!!
temari:thets enaugh gaara...give me the cookies.
gaara:MINE!!sand coffin
temari:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kankuro:allredy ran away muttering something about an evil cookie eating sand monster
gaara:YAY!!
sasuke:oh naruto nngh.ahhhh!!yes naruto
naruto:faster sasuke!!ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
jiraya:porn!!
kakashi:yaoi porn even better!!
jiraya:im gonna make millions u
kakashi & tsunade:i get 20
jiraya:how about 10 kakash and 10 for tsunade??
kakashi & tsunade:fine!!
sai:what am i doing her?
yamato:what about me?
orochimaru and kabuto:what about us??
sakura:your here to watch some live sasunaru yaoi.NOW STFU AND WATCH!!
all four:yes mam
sai:i love narutos penis even doh it is very small
sasuke:it is not!!
naruto:i love you sasuke
sasuke:i love you too
sai:you two sound like a bad porn im out of here
sasuke:and dont come back!!
kabuto:orochimaru-sama...lets go home
orochimaru:yeah...can we get a prostitut on the way back?
kabuto:as meny as you wish.
orochimaru:3 male and 5 female
kabuto:sounds good to me.
sakura:glad that voldemort wanna be left
tenten:yeah...that old fart
hinata:but he is kind of hot.
sakura & tenten:WHAT!!
hinata:jk!!
sakura:good joke...but next time make a funny joke not a scary one ok?
hinata:ok
kakashi:where is my dolphin
iruka:who are you talking about?
kakashi:kyaaaaaaaa!!glomps iruka
iruka:nngh kakashi...stop...oh god !!
itachi:sexy itachi is in the house
kisame:ummmm...itachi is that your bro
itachi:kyaaaaaaa sasuke-chan has a boyfriend!!nyaaa folish little bro yuuuuhuuuuuuuuu been a while omg you shuld try some purpul or pink!!yes pink!!
sasuke:ahhhhhhhhhh help there is an itachi on my head!!help!!
naruto:get off you stupid thing.
kisame:uhh sasuke thats your bro?
naruto:ahhhhhhhhh a talking fish takes a water gun and sprays kisame die!!die!!die you stupid fish thing!!
kisame:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
sakura & ino:idiots
THE END