"Hello, my name is 'Author', but you may call me 'God'. For you're amusement, I will be meddling with the characters of The Avengers. I am an omnipotent, omnipresent and am a sadistic, deranged, psychic, psychopathic, maniacal sociopath. It will be a pleasure working for you. For your convenience, any of my meddling shall be in italics. Thank you."
The scene begins as most terrible stories do… with a story. Each member of 'the Avengers', Steve, Bruce, Natasha, Tony, Clint, and Thor, were gathered in a sitting room of Stark Tower. Thor held a book he claimed was magical and would suck them into it and make them part of a story. Little did he know, that had already kind of happened.
"Hello people of Stark Tower. I am God. If anything strange happens, it is probably just me making you do things. Have fun, and I do hope you enjoy my little game."
And then I set them free, allowing them free will… for a time… until I choose to meddle again…
"What the fucking hell? Thor, what just happened?"
"I don't know Anthony Stark, this sorcery is new to me. From what I gather, this 'God' has the power to control us at what and whichever moment it so chooses. As I said, I am unfamiliar with this kind of magic, this is just what it says in the book."
Tony stands up and grabs the book off the table, holding it close to his face and running a hand down the spine. "Hello? Book? Can you hear me?"
I chuckle. "I am not from on the book, I am God, here to fill your lives with situations of amusing circumstance and consequence. Quiver before me, for I can do with your lives what I wish. I am the 'gamesmaker' if you will. Behold, I will demonstrate my power…"
Tony dropped the book and slapped himself in the face.
"What the…"
"A meaningless, simple piece of foolery, I know. More will come, I assure you."
"Wait." Clint's brow furrowed. "So you can make us do ANYTHING?"
Clint jumped up and kissed Tony hard on the mouth. Tony kissed him back, hands coming round to rest on the other man's ass. Clint responded by delving his tongue into Tony's mouth and wrapping his arms round Tony's neck. Tony moaned into his mouth, slipping one hand into the back of Clint's pants to grab his ass. Clint used the leverage from his arms around Tony's neck to pull his knees around Tony's waist. Tony happily held him there and kissed him more deeply.
Tony continued to kiss him back before he realized he was back in control of himself, dropping Clint and stepping away. "FUCK!"
Clint landed on the floor, looking a mixture shocked, scared, and annoyed. "Ow."
Then Loki magically appeared and seemed unable to teleport way again.
"Brother! What brings you here."
"Thor- that was me. I brought him here."
"Oh. Brother, God is meddling with our lives and Clint has been kissing Tony."
"This 'God' made him do that?"
"Yes brother. But we only know if it's God doing it if they say so."
"So someone could do something and you not know if it was them or God?"
"Yes Brother."
"Interesting."
Tony took his coffee back to his room that evening. As Jarvis turned on his lights, he saw a familiar naked figure on his bed. Well, the figure was familiar, the nakedness… not so much.
"Uh… Loki?"
"Hello." He purred.
"Why are you on my bed naked?"
"I do what I want."
"Author? Is that you."
"No. It is not I." Came my voice from all around.
"I am a God myself Anthony. That and with my magic- nobody can control me."
Loki was beautiful. Tony had a boner already- and he was sure it wasn't 'God's meddling'.
"Uh… well-" Tony turned to leave.
"Anthony, I know you want me. And now we are free to do as we wish without fear of your friends incarcerating you. We can blame it on an act of God." Loki smirked.
Tony stopped in his tracks and turned around, eyes filled with lust. "What if you're being controlled? Isn't that like… rape?"
Then Loki's mouth was hot on Tony's neck. "What if I'm not? You willing to take that chance?"
Tony felt his knees go weak as he melted in Loki's arms.
Is this too weird a concept? Does it even work? What can I do next? Is it even worth doing another chapter?
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