Pick-Up Lines with Draco and Hermione

Summary: Passing notes during Potions is the best way to cure your boredom... especially when it's the Head Boy and Girl passing the notes.

Disclaimer: No, I obviously don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters and places mentioned here. All is owned by JK Rowling, except, maybe, the plot.

Italic – Hermione

Bold – Draco

Plain – Snape

Hey, Granger, I'm going to bed. Want to Slytherin?

That's sick, Malfoy.

Oh, come on. I know you're enjoying this. I can see your smile.

Whatever. Oh, and wipe that bloody smirk off.

Not until you show me some of your skills.

Fine. My name may not be Luna, but I can sure Lovegood.

Good one, Granger. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm definitely happy to see you, because I'd let you handle my wand any day.

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

I'd like to get my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.

There's no need for the Shrieking Shack. We could do some shrieking of our own.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

I have to say, you really are an expert in this. So, are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

I'm not wearing an Invisibility Cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Any day, Granger. Any day. And I see you've switched to Muggle lines. Well, I've got some up my sleeve, too.

Bring it on, Malfoy.

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Excuse me, do have time?

Yes, but do you have the energy?

That's enough, Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger. Unless you two would want me to recite this in front of the whole class and announce that the two of you are dating, which you obviously aren't, then keep quiet.

That was close.

Yeah. He actually almost found out about us.

So, Room of Requirment later?

Of course, Draco.

Author's Note: Thank you for reading this. Remember Bob, the hamster? Well then, you should R&R for him to live longer!

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