100 questions given to Sebastian and Wooden puppet
What's your name?
Wooden puppet: Cody
Sebastian: Sebastian
Age?
Cody: 17
Sebastian: 25
Gender?
Cody: I'm a male….
Sebastian: does it matter?
Describe your personality
Cody….um…odd, quiet, and mysterious
Sebastian: I like to think that I'm a bit of a joker, but I can be serious.
Describe your partner's personality
Cody: dark, serious and gentle when it comes to cats.
Sebastian: …..He's quiet, but he can crack a joke.
When did you first meet each other? Describe the setting
Cody: I had to do a job…so I kidnapped someone to make her into a lovely doll….and yea it went on from there. But when I heard his singing I knew he was the man.
Sebastian: When he kidnapped the young master's friend and young master got kidnapped looking for her. I had to go and rescue the two of them, and i met Cody there. I was kind of mad because he kidnapped young master. But it was love at first sight.
What was your first impression of your partner?
Cody: Rude
Sebastian: Quiet.
What do you like about the other person?
Cody: He can be loyal and bendable at will *Blushes*
Sebastian: He can sing. *not really paying attention to the blushes*
What do you dislike about the other person?
Cody: The fact that he spends to much time with that stupid little brat
Sebastian: He tried to kidnap the young master *gives him the evil glare*
Cody: *smiles*
Do you trust your partner?"
Cody: In a way sadly yes
Sebastian: yes
What do you call your partner?
Cody: Sebastian or sometimes the devil
Sebastian: Cody
What do you want your partner to call you?
Cody: I prefer not to answer that.
Sebastian: Anything he wants
*Grell walks in and says BASSY! Cody gets up with a new look that Sebastian never seen before. Grell runs away.*
13. Describe your partner as an animal
Cody: a cat when it comes to um…or a slippery snake….never mind
Sebastian: a mouse
What would you give the other person as a present?
Cody: one free ticket to do anything he wants with me….
Sebastian: Whatever he wants *realizing what Cody just said and grins hugely*
What would you want to receive as a present?'
Cody: I don't know
Sebastian: Him
What about the other person are you unsatisfied about?
Cody: he spends too much fucking time with that stupid little annoying master he haves
Sebastian: nothing
What problems do you have?
Cody: I'm not quite sure if I do…let's see, I guess I make dolls a lot
Sebastian: I suppose i have a lack of time to spend with him
What problems does your partner have?
Cody: Lack of time * he pouts*
Sebastian: He's a little too quiet sometimes. *walks over there and grabs his lip all sexually*
Reporter: Um….can we please get back on track
What does your partner (including problems) that makes you unhappy?
Cody: I thought we already discussed that
Sebastian: Nothing I can think of
What do you do (including problems) that makes your partner unhappy?
Cody: *starts getting annoyed easily*
Sebastian: I blow him off to do something with Ceil.
How far has your relationship gone?
Cody: …..um…
Sebastian: Really? You don't know? Pretty far
Where did you go on your first date?
Cody: Well, the kidnap was kind of one but it wasn't that romantic though because I wanted to destroy him for ruining my plan
Sebastian: We didn't have one
Reporter: Ok then. Let's continue
What was the mood like at the time?
Cody: I don't have a clue
Sebastian: …
What did you feel about the person at the time?
Cody: Really?
Sebastian: …..
What's the common place for you to go on dates?
Cody: When he has free time, we go anywhere that comes to mind
Sebastian: I don't plan dates, it is kind of a 'let's go where ever the hell we feel' kind of thing
What would you prepare for your partner's birthday?
Cody: A surprise party of me and him alone
Sebastian: *smirk* *inappropriate thoughts*
Who first asked the other out?
Cody: Um….we…..
Sebastian: Um…. If you call jumping each other in an empty hallway, 'asking out' then both of us
How much do you like the other person?
Cody: By a lot
Sebastian: I love him
Do you love your partner?
Cody: Yes *blushes*
Sebastian: Yes
What does your partner say that makes you unable to refuse?
Cody: …
Sebastian: 'Please' and he gives me the damn puppy dog eyes
If you suspect your partner is cheating on you what would you do?
Cody: Yes I do suspect it with his young master…..refuse to talk to him
Sebastian: Wait! What? Oh, shun him and go to the emo corner
Would you forgive the other person if they cheated on you?
Cody: It depends
Sebastian: Yes
If your partner was late one hour for your date, what would you do?
Cody: Wait, because he is worth it
Sebastian: Wait for him, he'd always have a reason
Which body part do you like the most on the other person?
Cody: His dangerous, sexy eyes
Sebastian: His nose. It's small and cute
What emotions does your partner show that you're attractive?
Cody: The way he smiles at me
Sebastian: When he looks at me like he wants to jump me
What does the other person do that make your heart race?
Cody: Everything
Sebastian: -See answer above-
Would you lie to your partner? Are you prone to lying?
Cody: no, sadly he knows when I'm lying
Sebastian: No and Yes
38: What do you guys do that makes you happy?
Cody: Every time we hang out
Sebastian: Anything
Do you guys ever fight?
Cody: Half the time
Sebastian: Yes
What do you guys fight about?
Cody: Stupid stuff
Sebastian: Yep
So how do you make up afterwards?
Cody: You don't want to know
Sebastian: Sex
Would you still be lovers in your next life?
Cody: Yes
Sebastian: Yes. I could be a school teacher ^^
When do you feel that you're being loved?
Cody: When he wraps his arms around me and slowly kisses down my neck
Sebastian: When he kisses me.
Cody: Do I kiss better than I cook?
Sebastian: …..
Reporter: Hey I'm asking the questions around here
When do you feel that your partner does not love you anymore?
Cody: When he is with Ciel
Sebastian: When he's fighting with young master
How do you express your feelings?
Cody: Next question please *hesitating to answer that*
Sebastian: * inappropriate thoughts again*
Use a flower to describe your partner.
Cody: Dendrobuim Orchid because he's beautiful and rare to find
Sebastian: Desert Lily 3
Are you hiding anything from the other person?
Cody: No
Sebastian: No
What sort of circumstances do you guys have?
Cody:?
Sebastian:?
Is your relationship public or private?
Cody: Public everyone knows ^^
Sebastian: Public, we are out of the closet
Do you think your love for each other will last forever?
Cody: Probably
Sebastian: Yes, I do. Even if we perish our love will last.
Cody: Awh that's the first time you are sappy in front of someone else.
Sebastian: Shut up!
So who's Semi and who's Uke?
Cody: Uke
Sebastian: Semi
How did you guys decide who was Semi?
Cody: It was obvious
Sebastian: same
Do you like your position right now?
Cody: Not really *looks away*
Sebastian: I enjoy my position very much *walks towards Cody and wraps his arms around him*
Where did you first have xxx?
Cody: Sadly to say in Ciel's room
Sebastian: …..Young master's room
What were your emotions at the time?
Cody: Confused, happy and a little nervous….
Sebastian: I was very happy
What did your partner look like at the time?
Cody: Holy cow! You like to butt in don't ya?
Sebastian: …*nosebleed and purvey thoughts*
Reporter: Hey, I never ask for details
What was the first thing you said to your partner in the morning?
Cody: 'What in the hell did we just do?"
Sebastian: "I love you"
How many times do you have xxx per week?
Cody: *Looks away*
Sebastian: *cough* Do you want an exact amount or a random estimate?
In an ideal situation, how many times would you like to have xxx per week?
Cody: *whispers in Sebastian's ear for permission to hurt the reporter*
Sebastian: *smirks*
What do you think of xxx?
Cody: Um…..
Sebastian: I like it
Where are you most sensitive?
Cody: Hehe let's just say I am very sensitive but mostly my neck
Sebastian: I'm not saying!
Where is your partner most sensitive?
Cody: He'll kill me if I'd tell
Sebastian: His neck. Actually, I don't know a place on his body ISN'T sensitive
How would you describe your partner during xxx using one sentence?
Cody: Violent, tender, soft…..*Blushes*
Sebastian: Let's just say he lets me pull his strings.
In general do you like xxx?
Cody: It depends who I am with
Sebastian: Yes and hey!
For the most part where do you guys have xxx?
Cody: I lost count
Sebastian: My room, the kitchen, pretty much anywhere
Where would you like to have xxx?
Cody: Hell like I would know
Sebastian: In Ciel's room in front of Ciel
Do you normally shower before or after xxx?
Cody: After Duh
Sebastian: Both I like to be fresh for my man
Do you guys have rules for xxx?
Cody: Us have rules? Ha-ha you're funny
Sebastian: I am Semi, that's my only rule
Have you had xxx with anyone other than your lover?
Cody; No unless you count um…being raped.
Sebastian: That nun lady. It was only to get information I swear.
70. Do you agree with the saying 'if I can't have his/her heart then at least I can have his/her body?
Cody: No because that is called being a player
Sebastian: No
71. What would you do if your partner got forced into bed?
Cody: No one would dare to
Sebastian: Murder. That's all I am going to say
72. Are you embarrassed before or after xxx?
Cody: Why would anyone ask that?
Sebastian: No
73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so can I have one night with you" then goes to request xxx how would you react?
Cody: …..I don't have any friends
Sebastian: What friends? *Grell comes in to ask Sebastian that and Cody gives him a death glare that no one ever seen*
Do you think you're good at xxx?
Cody; I would say I'm ok at it
Sebastian; Yes
Do you think your partner is too good at xxx?
Cody; Too good
Sebastian: Yes
What do you want your partner to say during xxx?
Cody: Never will tell
Sebastian: *purvey thoughts again*
What expressions does your partner make during xxx do you really like?
Cody: *inappropriate thoughts*
Sebastian: …..*Nosebleed*
Do you want to have xxx with someone else than your partner?
Cody: HELL NA
Sebastian: No
Do you have any interest in BDSM?
Cody: Huh?
Sebastian: ….yes. But it is a good thing he doesn't understand *evil grin*
What you do if your partner no longer needed your body?
Cody: When did this relationship turn into all about the body and xxx?
Sebastian: I'd die…..And I'm a demon butler, so that's saying something
What are your thoughts about rape?
Cody: Horrible and mean
Sebastian: *glare. Ultra mega demon glare*
Reporter: DON'T KILL ME
What is painful about xxx?
Cody: Um….
Sebastian: When he bites me
Where do you feel most excited about having xxx?
Cody: *not paying attention anymore*
Sebastian: See answer 66. * Bites hot spot*
Has Uke ever initiated sexual activity?
Cody: Damn you and sadly yes
Sebastian: Yes, he was drunk
Cody: Damn you to heaven.
What was Semi's reaction?
Cody: I don't think he knew
Sebastian: Hm? O.o
Has Semi ever forced anything upon the Uke?
Cody: All the Flippin time when he is horny
Sebastian: Noooo….
What is the Uke reaction to the thing?
Cody: Frustrated till…um….things start to happen
Sebastian. ?
What type of person would your dream xxx partner be?
Cody: I don't really have one but it better not be anyone ugly, bitchy or selfish or a hooker.
Sebastian: Cody
Then does your current partner fit into that category?
Cody: I just told you
Sebastian: All the time
Have you used any toys during xxx?
Cody: NO, NO and NO
Sebastian: No….he won't let me
How old were you during your first time?
Cody: 17
Sebastian: 20
Was your first time with your current lover?
Cody: Maybe….no….yes
Sebastian: No
Where do you like to be kissed the most?
Cody: The neck….but mostly the lips of course when he is do-
Sebastian: Don't you dare finish that sentence and anywhere
Where do you like to kiss your partner the most?
Cody: The lips and occasionally the-
Sebastian: Don't finish that one either and his neck
Reporter: Awh come on. Your fans want details *flinches due to Sebastian's glare*
During xxx what makes your partner the most excited?
Cody: Wait huh?
Sebastian: …*dies of nosebleed*
What do you think about during xxx?
Cody: *giggles like a little naughty school girl*
Sebastian: *confused look* who said I thought during xxx
How many times do you guys have xxx per night?
Cody: I lost count after 20
Sebastian: Um…. And really?
During xxx do you take off your own cloths or does your partner help you?
Cody: You don't want to know.
Sebastian: I take off my own
What is xxx for you?
Cody: ...do you want a real answer?
Sebastian: A time to be intimate with my love
What would you like to say to your partner as closing remark?
Cody: *turns around in Sebastian's arms gives him a French kiss hard and sweet* Will you always be there for me no matter what happens?
Sebastian: I love you. * pins him to the wall bites hot spot and makes him beyond hornyness and gets straight to the point.*
Reporter: About time we had some of that action on this show. Anyways our time is up until next time. OK PEOPLE WE REALLY NEED TO LEAVE THEM IN PEACE AND QUITE RECORDING THEM BEFORE YA'LL ARE FIRED!