::Warning!::
Princess Peach, in this story, is significantly characterized by writer as she is one of the most beautiful and cute lady in the world, a light suddist, by far the strongest battle player, does huge and deadly-smell fart, loves doing and sniffing and force others to sniff her fart. Nevetheless, original Peach may not be such the character. Die-hard Peach fans consider this especially.
This story is in Super Smash Bros. Melee's world view, not Brawl. So characters is also based on Melee. It is because Peach Bomber of Melee is explosion like a big fart, but that of Brawl is effect like petals unfortunately. More important, the writer haven't played Brawl...X(
Author, me, is too bad English skill because I am NOT native English speaker but Japanese. So you must feel strange and rudeness my sentences. Please teach me Englsh gently or ignore. Besides, this writer is bore easily. I afraid you to allow me even if I leave my work...
Oh, so much for preliminaries. Enjoy the story!
Disclaimer: All characters like Princess Peach in this story belong to Nintendo.
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Chapter.0 Princess Peach appears
Peach: Oh, did I win?
Princess Peach won anyone else without scratch, despite Peach Bomber, hip attack and explosive fart, was only employed for handicap. Without using her hand and foot, Peach defeated any other players with only the big-beautiful butt. She gets bored too strong to enjoy evenly matched.
Peach: OK, I know. Why don't you play an other game with me? I want to attempt my farting skills for you just now. So you would win if you held out my farts. This is so simple rule, right?
Princess realizes that she should treat them not competances but sandbags because she wins too easy to play smash brothers. Moreover, the flaturent lady loves to do and sniff and make others sniff her deadly smell farts.
Peach: Which is your answer, yes or no? However, I'll make you enjoy my farts if you say no... Oops, it's not enough. Such men must be going to sniff a hundred Peach Bombers!
The world top class beautiful princess threatens and persuades them with cute smiling. Everyone knows her fart is so stink criminally that no men stand sniffing it. But nobody can oppose to Peach. Finally, all players say YES.
Nevertheless, this is a start of hell...
Peach: Hey, Ganondorf. You're a first challenger. Let's go!
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To be continued...