Minato and Kushina are alive along with all of the akatsuki members except Tobi; Naruto has been living with Madara in the akatsuki hide out for three years. Naruto is strong and has the same religion as Hidan (jaishin) meaning that Hidan, Madara and Naruto will live forever.

"Naruto, are you ok? You don't look very well."

"Kit, I think it's time that you tell him, there's only four months left and you've been in a lot of pain, and not the good type that I know you like." I knew what Kyuubi was talking about, I was five months pregnant with Madara's child, but I hadn't told anyone yet.

"I guess your right Kyuubi."

*Sigh*

No time better than the present, "actually Madara there is something, I'm pregnant with your child, I think I'm about five weeks through my pregnancy and recently it's been causing me a lot of pain. Though for some reason I dislike this type of pain, it's painful, more so than a knife through my heart."

I was out of breath from saying so much in such a short amount of time, I looked up and saw a shocked expression on his face, what did I expect, for him to be happy? I can't expect that much; after all I had just dropped a huge bombshell onto him. This was why I was so shocked when he kissed me and pulled me closer to him with one hand around my waist, the other against my stomach.

"I love you Naruto, I'm so glad that we are having a baby together." He whispered that into my ear and I was so glad.

Just then Hidan came around the corner into the hall way we were standing in, "Ew! PDA (public display of affection) get a room!"

"I can do what I want as I currently own this place and I'm currently very happy as I just found out that Naruto is five weeks pregnant with my child."

"What? Really? I don't know why your happy, male pregnancies are really painful even followers of jaishin find it painful; you need a stronger medic than we have if you want it to be easy for Naruto."

"I thought so as Naruto said it was painful. I care for Naruto very much so I will have him go to the hidden leaf for medical treatment."

"But I'm a missing Nin there, why would they help me?"

"If we can persuade them that you were kidnapped and raped by me they will accept and care for you, then once you've recovered you can come back. You will use a genjutsu to look like you old self with exception of your stomach, put you weapons in scrolls as you can hide the scrolls easier. Hidan you will go with him as people won't recognise your chakra, you must disguise yourself as a ninja from the land of waves saying that you were kidnapped too and the akatsuki let you both go as Naruto was week and so were you. I will send Itatchi to watch over you secretly from a distance to report to me and check up on you."

"You really want to be separated from Naruto for that long?"

"No but I don't have a choice. Leave now, I will see you soon my dear Naruto."

"Ok Madara, please take care." He nodded before leaving us.

"Looks like it's just us. I hope you don't mind Naruto."

"Of cause not, you are a dear friend to me, Madara knew this so chose you."

We both disguised ourselves and left.

I was in so much pain that by the time we arrived at the village gates Hidan was carrying me, when the guards saw this they were shocked to say the least.

They addressed Hidan first, "who are you and why do you have Naruto Uzamaki with you?"

"I am Hidner from the land of waves, I was kidnapped by Madara much like Naruto was, and we were let free due to reasons and Naruto needs medical attention."

"Did you say kidnapped?"

"Yes."

Just then lady Tsunade, the hokage, came forward; she had obviously heard our conversation "is this true Naruto?"

I nodded knowing that it would make me look weaker.

"I don't know if I can trust you, take Hidner to be tortured, see if you can get the truth out of him, take Naruto to get his memories checked for the truth, don't let him get hurt more than he already is."

I could see Hidan holding in a smirk as we both love pain so he would get pain and I wouldn't therefore I was very annoyed.

We were both taken to separate areas to be assessed at. I had cast a jutsu which adjusted the memories he would see to me being kidnapped and raped before being kicked out.

About an hour later we were both sat down in the hokage's office after they fell for our story, I could tell that Hidan had enjoyed the torturing and I was jealous.

"Well your story has been proven correct so you two may stay in the village, do you mind sharing an apartment? I will show you where you will be staying once we've treated you in the hospital Naruto, do you know what's wrong?"

"Yes, whilst I was at the akatsuki's layer, Madara raped me and now I'm pregnant with his child, he kept me there long enough for it to be illegal for abortion and I'm in a lot of pain." I looked down and acted upset.

She came over and wrapped her arm around me, "it's ok Naruto, we don't blame you, ok here are cards that prove that you are allowed inside to village, and now let's go treat you Naruto."

An hour later we were walking around the village looking for any of my old friends that we could chat to.

"Naruto, what are you doing here?" I recognised the voice as Sasuke's; we spun around to see him in an attack position.

"Calm down Sasuke, we have proof that the hokage is letting us live here now, I never left you I was kidnapped."

He came up to me and hugged me, he'd obviously missed me, I could tell that Itatchi was grimacing at the decision of telling Madara that his brother had hugged me, he obviously would decide against it as he wanted both himself and his brother to live. "I missed you Naruto. By the way, who's he?"

He pointed at Hidan, "Oh, this is Hidner. He was kidnapped too." I could tell that Sasuke thought he was weird, not that I blame him, Hidan was facing the other way sniggering, obviously having the same thoughts about Itatchi as me.

"Sasuke, be careful, Naruto a bad guy remember." Sakura screamed this whilst running towards me before punching my stomach, "Shit!" I coughed up blood while saying this.

"Sakura, he has permission from the hokage to live here, he was kidnapped!"

"Sorry Naruto, but you must've gotten weaker if you can't stand a punch that weak."

"You fucking idiot, Naruto's five fucking months pregnant, of cause that's going to hurt!"

Both Sakura and Sasuke looked shocked for a moment before shouting, "pregnant?" in unison.

"I'm fine, don't worry, but honestly Sakura, you should be more careful of who you punch in the stomach."

"Now, now what's going on? Naruto?"

"Kakashi sensei, Iruka sensei, it's been a while. I have permission from the hokage to be here don't worry," I turned away from the two shocked faces towards Hidan, "you owe me three bowls of ramen."

"Damn." Was all he replied. The reason he owes me is because on the way here I bet him that kakashi and Iruka would be dating, I was right.

After that we met up with others but that was all boring.

At night, Hidan's pov.

That was a busy day, he sure has a lot of friends, I just hate Sasuke and Sakura, how dare the she devil punch Naruto and how dare the Uchiha scum hug my, I mean, Madara's Naruto.

I looked down at the sleeping blonde and grabbed a knife, I stabbed my heart and closed my eyes, imagining it was Naruto causing me so much pleasure; I quickly came in my pants at the sensation.

When I opened my eyes I saw the bots sleeping face I quickly lent down and kissed him.

"I always knew that we couldn't trust you, I mean, what the fuck are you doing, jerking of in your own way to Naruto and then kissing him! Madara's going to kill you." Shit, I'd forgotten about Itatchi.

"Pl..Please don't tell Madara."

He spat at me but said, "Fine, as I'm sure if I told on you, you would tell him about Sasuke hugging Naruto. Just don't let this happen again." I nodded weakly at Itatchi, though I knew that I honestly wanted to do this again, I wanted more than to just kiss him, I wanted to fuck him and damn the consequences, but I can't.

Itatchi left and I collapsed on the floor and fell asleep there, dreaming about making love with Naruto.

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