Disclaimer; I'm not an asian or a guy so it's impossible for me to own Naruto right?
But I do own some fishcakes......
Oh well, carry on!
Ninja night out!
It was dark in the room were Konoha 9, team Gai and many others had been summoned to. Nervously, Sakura looked around and saw only faces that she recognized one way or another. Except for all the teams' teachers, the Hokage, Shizune, Jiraya, Iruka, there were other chunins and jounins in the room, such as Anko and Genma. This was suspicious.
A sudden gust of wind brought the smell of the desert to their noses and Gaara and Temari entered the room. Through the door....
(They haven't been listening to Kakashi regarding ways to enter anything! (Ha-ha))
They went to the other teenagers and their teachers, which had all gathered around a big table.
"Hokage"
"Kazekage, How nice to meet you", Tsunade said, knowing how to drive the ex-demon carrier mad.
(Upset over losing time to drink her booze, she took out her anger on poor Gaara instead)
Gaara narrowed his eyes, but Tsunade ignored the pointed stares.
"So, what brings you here"? she asked, feeling slightly better, now when she had someone to torture.
Realizing that her little brother was getting close to the edge, Temari answered instead.
"We got a letter a couple of days ago, asking for us to be here, this day, this time"
"The same as us then" Shizune said quickly, to not give her boss the chance to infuriate the Kazekage further.
During the conversation Gaara looked around the table. He was met with many responses, from the energetic shout of "OUR YOUTHFUL SAND FRIEND!" to the shy gaze of the youngest Hyuuga to onyx black eyes' glare. He in return gave a glare.
'Traitor' was his thought and everyone could hear the sand move. With pale faces they leant away from the victim-to-be.
A passive face met this threat. How dared he, sitting here after betraying them! Gaara could care less about Konoha; after all they had accepted this traitor back, but Naruto! For him to betray and almost kill Naruto, there were no forgiveness. Speaking of the blond, where was he?
Once again he gazed over the table, looking for blond hair and blue eyes. Ah! There it was! Or not. To pale. And a girl. Sure, Naruto was a bit girly, but not that much.
With a growl he turned against Sasuke.
"Naruto"
He saw black eyes widening a fraction before turning passive again.
"Is an ingredient, made of boiled fish paste, commonly used in ramen".
They all stared. Holy Shit! Sasuke, The, Uchiha, Sasuke made a joke!
Armageddon was here!
If Gaara would have had his demon left, he would have gone Shukaku on them all.
"WHERE. IS. NARUTO?"
Just as the sand were to attack and Sasuke had started to activate his Sharingan, Sakura interrupted.
Slamming her fist in the wall, creating a deep dent she got everyone's attention. She dusted off her clothes and coughed slightly.
"We don't know"
Everybody stared at first her, then Sasuke, then Kakashi. Kakashi turned his attention from the orange book to the crowd around him. His only visible eye turned to an up-sided down u, before he stared down to his book again.
They sweat dropped. Gai started yelling random phrases such as "MY COOL RIVAL! I SHALL TAKE THIS CHALLANGE OR AS A PUNISHMENT EAT THE CURRY OF LIFE FOR A MONTH!" and so on......
"Kankuro disappeared too, as soon as we arrived". Temari said thoughtful.
"K-Kiba-kun is gone to" Hinata said, staring down at her feet while blushing and poking her fingers together.
Iruka were about to say something, when a light was lit. What they saw were a stage and on that stage there were three hooded figures.
The three figures waited until it was totally quiet before they spoke to the audience
"Welcome, our dear guests"
"Welcome to Ninja Night Out"!