A/N: if you don't like bella don't read!
I don't own twilight
It was a few years after Bella had become a vampire and she and Edward were racing through the forest when Bella being Bella tripped into a puddle of mud. Edward just stopped a few feet away and started laughing.
"Why didn't you catch me?" Bella demanded.
" You're a vampire now, you can catch yourself" Edward shot back.
"Soooo, I'm still clumsy!" she whined.
"Soooo that doesn't mean I have to catch you!" Edward shouted getting angry.
" Yes it does!" Bella shouted furious being a vampire was not all it was cracked up to be!
"Whatever!" Edward huffed.
"WHATEVER,WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!" Bella started shrieking " THAT'S IT EDWARD ANTHONY MASON-CULLEN WE ARE THROUGH!" With that she stormed off in the direction of New York.
"Watch out New York" Edward muttered before it hit him Bella broke up with him!
"FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He shouted before racing to Canada to celebrate with his family all the while singing ' Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"
A/N: PLEASE REVIEW! no flames though constructive critiscm is welcome it's a weird and random story sooooo didn't like then forget about it and don't review sorry to all Bella fans i don't like her......