Dobby: A Songfic
To the tune of Ace of Base's "Donnie"
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Dobby, but that doesn't mean I can't
write a song about him. (Does it?) Ace of Base doesn't own Donnie, but
they wrote a song about him! Also, I don't own Ace of Base (or as my mom
calls them, Neo-Abba), but they owe me, since apparently, I'm the only
person in the solar system who still likes them.
****************************************************** Dobby, oooooo Dobby, ooooooooo Dobby was the house elf of the Malfoys He was theirs But then he got away about three years ago They thought that he would stay forever Be their slave But Harry tricked them Yeah, he ticked them off.
Dobby is the elf who won his freedom with a sock Dobby is the elf who's head is beaten with a rock Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby Dobby is the elf who works at Hogwarts and gets paid Dobby is the elf who mixes socks up from the way they were made Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby
Dobby used to be a masochist Hitting his head Against dressers and anything he could find Now he's the poster boy for spew It's S.P.E.W.! He tries to help Winky But Winky is nuts
Dobby is the elf. . .
****************************************************** Dobby, oooooo Dobby, ooooooooo Dobby was the house elf of the Malfoys He was theirs But then he got away about three years ago They thought that he would stay forever Be their slave But Harry tricked them Yeah, he ticked them off.
Dobby is the elf who won his freedom with a sock Dobby is the elf who's head is beaten with a rock Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby Dobby is the elf who works at Hogwarts and gets paid Dobby is the elf who mixes socks up from the way they were made Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby
Dobby used to be a masochist Hitting his head Against dressers and anything he could find Now he's the poster boy for spew It's S.P.E.W.! He tries to help Winky But Winky is nuts
Dobby is the elf. . .