A.N - So, my first johnlock fic, be kind, it's been a while since i wrote anything ha ha!
As already mentioned i have horrid spelling, so if you spot a mistake just leave a comment/inbox me and i'll soon sort it out.
Comments are very much wanted ( hint hint ) as are any ideas on how to progress the story, i have an idea of which direction i'm taking with it. But any input is welcome.
It's pretty obvious i don't own any of the credit for Sherlock, nor do i own any of the characters ( *cries* )
so erm..yeah, go for it! ha ha.
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Sherlock stared at the screen.
5.07pm - It was awful, truly mortifying! I couldn't get out of there fast enough, what sort of person says that to a prospective flatmate? Guess the hunt is still on, talk later! JW
He didn't know the number, obviously a mistake. Frustrating not to be able to deduce it properly though. He found that a text message always made it harder to deduce people, too impersonal, less chance to see their movements, their little give-away tells.
Most likely to be male, if the speech pattern is any indicator, most likely in his mid 30's.
But what was he to do now? He should reply yes? Let this JW know he had got the wrong number? He rolled his eyes, best to send a quick text then he could get on with his analysis of the decomposing flesh of this mouse.
5.13pm - It would seem you have the wrong number. SH
He shoved the phone back into his pocket, and engrossed himself in dissecting the mouse, he needed to get to its intestines without damaging the flesh too much, easy.
Hours had passed and his experiment completed, he was bored, no new cases, no experiments to check on, must set some up.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket to check the time, surprised to see two new text alerts, maybe there was a new case after all? Eagerly he opened them. Oh. Not a case.
9.46pm - Cheers for letting me know. JW
10.40pm – Don't ignore me Mike, just come for a couple of pints and help me get away from this bloody woman? JW
He had gotten the wrong number again. Must be a bit drunk if he's in the pub. Must be a bit not good if he's asking his friend for assistance. Best let him know he's gotten the wrong number again incase he's waiting for a reply from "Mike".
11.02pm - Wrong number again. SH
11.04pm – Bloody hll, wher Mike? JW
Sighing Sherlock frowned at the phone, how would he know where this Mike was? He shoved the phone on the side as he set about making a cup of tea. It beeped.
11.06pm – Hw do I mak her o away? JW
Writing deteriorating, he's more intoxicated. Surely he should know how to get rid of the womans advances? Unless he's too polite? It could be a possibility. It could be something to do, maybe he could deduce the woman via text message descriptions? It could be a challenge! YES! He would help this JW. He would find out what this woman was like and tell him the best way to deflect her attentions, then this JW would tell him if it worked or not. If it did, he could set up an experiment, purposely message a strange number, try assist them to deflect unwanted attention. He could make graphs, find correlations, statistics, pie charts!
He grinned as he wrote his reply. Not bored any more.
11.10pm – Surely it will soon be time for last call? Ignore her, she will leave. SH
11.12pm – She won'. I tried. s stroking my arm nd wanting come hme wih me. Help! JW
11.15pm – Tell me what she looks like, accent, is she with anyone else? SH
11.17pm – Wha?Small , blonde, dyed I thnk , pretty , had a friend but gone nw, sounds e south london, she keeps blinking aty me and smiling. JW
11.20pm – She's lonely, recently single most likely, find out her address and put her in a taxi home, see her to her door then go home yourself. SH
11.21pm – K , cheers. Will let youknow how it goes, stil toucing my arm. JW
His tea had gone cold, but he didn't notice. Let him know how it goes? He knows how it will go. The woman will feel foolish for being so forward while this JW is being nice to her. She will go into her home, feel a bit silly then go to sleep and most likely wake up with a hangover and feel embarrassed.
This JW character will feel like a gentlemen, go home and most likely proceed to sleep and also wake up sporting a hangover. Job done.
How would one go about sending a message to a wrong number with the sole purpose of getting them away from flirty people? How would one know which numbers will want to avoid the unwanted attention? Maybe they wouldn't even be in the situation?
Maybe he needs to somehow send his number around and hope people would get in touch with him when needed? No. Not his actual number, a secondary number, a new number, specifically for the experiment! YES! That would work, a new number. He needs to go out, he needs to go to the shops and get a new phone.
He had gotten all the way to the corner of the street before he realised it was almost midnight and none of the shops would be open. Disappointing really.