Based on Billy Currington's song "Good Directions" and using the Twilight Characters... all human of course... enjoy!
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I was sittin' on the back of my truck selling turnips, eating pork rinds when she pulled up.
She had to be thinking, "This is where Rednecks come from." Her license plate had Hollywood written on it.
"Hi, umm… I'm looking for the interstate…" she had gotten out and walked up to me.
After I got over my slight tongue-tied-ness I told her, "Way up younder past the caution light, there's a little country store with an old Coke sign. You gotta stop in and ask Miss Whitlock for some of her sweet tea. Then a left will take you to the interstate, but a right will bring you right back here to me."
She nodded thanks and hopped back into her car. I sat there and thought about her pretty face, kickin' myself for not catchin' her name. "You fool," I threw my hat. "that coulda been love." I knew my Ford couldn't catch up to her, so I sat and watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.
Woah… wait a second… is this the Georgia heat playin' tricks on me, or do I really see what I think I do, the woman of my dreams comin' back to me.
She parked infront of me again and got out, leaning against her shiny car. "I went way up younder past the caution light, I don't know why, but something felt right when I stopped in and asked Miss Whitlock for some of her sweet tea."
Looks like Mama gave her a big 'ol glass and sent her right back here with me.
"I'm Alice Cullen," she reached her hand out and shook mine.
"Jasper Whitlock, ma'am."
Thank God for good directions and turnip greens.