Booma beating Photon Claws, and Photon Claws beating Booma.
Teifu: I hate it when your CPU partner gets him/herself killed on a player-kill win match.
Relmitos: Doesn't everyone. Ugh, espescially when they start up near the opponent.
Teifu: Yeah but it's better if its the opponent who's up near you.
Relmitos: Complete gang-up!
Teifu: So, so bad if thats you thats being ganged up on.
Relmitos: You said it.
Teifu: I think I want to watch some TV.
Relmitos: Lets go watch something funny and remember it for days later.
Teifu: We'll get a laugh out of that.
Meanwhile
Viviana: Memoru, you are going to lose this!
Memoru: I really doubt that.
Viviana: Than how come your hit points are almost to zero?
Memoru: You have a point there, but I've been having an off day. -Summons a Guil Shark-
Viviana: Like that creature is of any hope. -Equips Ice Staff: Dagon- All I need is a 6 or more... ...Yes!
Memoru: Oh no! You froze it!
Viviana: Lemme defrost it then! -Casts Foie with Fire Staff: Agni-
Memoru: Hey, you killed it!
Viviana: Uhh...wasn't I supposed to?
Spectator1: Go Viviana!
Spectator2: Go Memoru!
Vivi&Memo: Who are you?
Spectator1: I'm Ino'lis.
Spectator2: I'm Endu.
Memoru: Okay, it's my turn. -Summons Sinow Beril-
Endu: Thats a pretty good card.
Memoru: I'll have my Sinow destroy your Ice Staff!
Ino'lis: But Sinow Beril can only do 4 damage, and ice Staff: Dagon has 6 HP.
Endu: Memoru, she has a point there.
Memoru: Hehehe.
-Ice Staff: Dagon breaks-
Vivinia: Wha! How's that possible.
Memoru: I used a Slash card to power my Sinow up enough to destroy your Staff.
Vivinia: I didn't even notice that you used that card...
Memoru: Secrecy can be very useful at times.
Endu: One lesson learned to the untaught.
meanwhile
-a very funny cartoon is playing on the tv...well, a funny commercial-
Relmitos: I could run that over in my head a thousand times and still laugh!
Teifu: Hehe. This person repeating the word "sit" multiple times and this other guy holding a boulder looks like the rock is too heavy then collapses.
Relmitos: I think I know what cartoon it's off of. And dude, stop using such complex words...it gets kinda confusing.
Teifu: So you're telling me to try and use-
Relmitos: Quiet! Cartoon's on.
Teifu: Whatever.
Relmitos: I didn't hear that funny part cuz of you!
Teifu: ...
Meanwhile
Sil'fer: You're going down Break.
Break: You're gonna be dumped into a tank full of lobsters without the bands.
Heres a display of the field.
w
+-+-+-+-+-+ "S" stands as
S Sil'fer
+
"ws" represent bb
warps +
bBW
"bs" count as+
Break's+
creaturesw"B" stands as
Break+
b W
+-+-+-+-+-+
Sil'fer: Oh yeah.
Break: Yeah!
Sil'fer: Down goes your Booma and Evil Shark! -slashes with a sword-
Break: Err. Still gotta get past my Bulclaw.
meanwhile
Relmitos: How long have we been watching TV now?
Teifu: I think 27 minutes.
Relmitos: Wow, feels like 60.
Teifu: Maybe it feels so much longer cuz you've gotten lazy...and I'm a humanoid.
Relmitos: Zzzzz.
Teifu: It's that commercial again.
Relmitos: Zzzzzzzzz... ...Ahahahaha!
Teifu: And I thought he was sleeping like he was dead.
Relmitos: Huh? Ahahahahahaha!
Teifu: Ya thats funny.
Relmitos: I saw it 3 times already.
Teifu: How?
Relmitos: In the dream I just had, now, and a while ago.
Teifu: Ahh.
Meanwhile again
Viviana: You're getting harder and harder as this match continues.
Memoru: I believe thats supposed to be a compliment.
Viviana: Well-
Memoru: At least you're down in the same HP area I'm at.
Viviana: Hunters should usually have an advantage.
Memoru: Guykild is the best advantage for you guys.
Endu: We hate that Elude ability!
Ino'lis: Just take it as a challenge.
Viviana: My turn... -equips Diska of Braveman- Err, wait, wrong card.
Memoru: Accidents count.
Viviana: Err.
Ino'lis: Viviana, Diska of Braveman has +3 attack power, you have 1.
Viviana: 4 damage is good.
Endu: Still a disadvantage to it. Loses HP every attack.
Ino'lis: No, Double Saber has that ability, every time before Viviana's turn it loses HP.
Endu: Oh yeah.
Mean While back at the Kitchen
Saligun: There should be enough cake for everyone...
Stella: Are you going to invite the Arkz for a party as well?
Saligun: More people, more excitment.
Stella: Ooookay.
Saligun: What? You think they might disrupt the place?
Stella: Something...like that.
Saligun: Well if they behave they can have seconds.
Stella: At least no ones around the Kitchen.
-Relmitos walks in-
Stella: Huh?
Relmitos: What are you two up to?
Saligun: Nothing. in a singy like tone
Relmitos: Something smells good. I'm hungry.
Saligun: You can't have any of this right now...
Relmitos: I was thinking of a snack in the fridge.
Stella: Help yourself.
Relmitos: Oh, uhh, wheres some Oilade?
Stella: Huh? You don't drink that.
Relmitos: No, for Teifu.
Stella: Oh, in the fridge to your right.
Relmitos: -looks- Ah, here we go. Thanks.
Stella: Your Welcome.
-Relmitos walks out-
Saligun: At least he didn't notice the cake.
Relmitos: -runs back in- Cake!
Stella: There's no cake, you must of imagined it.
Relmitos: My imagination isn't wild...
Saligun: I'm just getting some sandwiches made...
Relmitos: Okay...
-Relmitos walks out again-
Stella: Lets not say anything for a second...
Meanwhile
Teifu: Bout time you got back.
Relmitos: I was a little distracted.
Teifu: Got my drink?
Relmitos: Yup! -hands Teifu his drink-
Teifu: Thanks.
Relmitos: Whats on now?
Teifu: I dunno, I missed the title.
Relmitos: Is it funny?
Teifu: Well, every time to time...
Relmitos: Good enough for me. wispers to you (the reader) : This ain't getting to much more interesting so skip to the next scene.
meanwhile at the arkz's base
A/N: I'm gonna end this soon.
Commander Red: Nothing to do once Break and Memoru finishes.
meanwhile around the same area
Ohgun: What can I do? I'm so bored.
Hyze: Is your energy getting low?
Ohgun: Not really? Why?
Hyze: Well I'm going to recharge.
Ohgun: Okay.
-Hyze walks over into the sunlight-
Ohgun: Well, nothing else to do.
Lura: Hello Ohgun.
Ohgun: Oh, hello Lura.
Lura: You doing anything.
Ohgun: Why ask?
Lura: Nevermind then.
END
A/N: Well wasn't that exciting? This took a while but chapter 2 should be good as well.