Okay, this wasn't officially a prompt, but I like the idea. donnaann55 said in her review of chapter one: Nice to see that Finn will be getting the same talk that Blaine and Kurt got. So, yes, it wasn't prompted, but I would like to thank you for the awesome idea!

The words in italics are the ending to my first chapter of "We Need To Talk", a series of awkward Burt and Klaine fics. You don't need to read it to understand this chapter, but you should go read it anyways 'cause it's really funny if I do say so myself! :)

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Burt sighed again, before realizing what had just been said. "Finn…have you and Rachel…?"

Finn paled. "Uh…"

Kurt and Blaine brightened. "Does this mean me and Blaine are free to go?" Kurt asked hopefully.

"Yes," Burt said. "Just leave the door open."

"We're not going to have sex with other people in the house," Kurt mumbled. Did Blaine look disappointed?

As Kurt and Blaine hurried out of the room, Burt told Finn to sit down, bracing himself for another talk. Suddenly Blaine appeared in the doorway again.

"Uh, Burt…can we have the condoms back?"

Burt closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose. He used his free hand to push the box of condoms to the other end of the table.

"Take 'em," he said.

Finn gasped, causing Burt to open his eyes. His son (he'll say it again-Finn was his son) was gaping at the box, which had popped open.

"Dude, how many did you use?" he asked.

Blaine smirked. "Figure it out, Finn."

Finn opened his mouth, but Burt cut him off. "Finn, be quiet. You and I are going to have a talk of our own. Blaine, please go upstairs. And don't forget to leave the door open!" he called after the boy.

"So, uh…what did you want to talk about?" Finn asked, looking everywhere but at Burt.

Burt gave him a look that said "Like you don't know."

Finn sighed, staring down at his hands. "Let's get this over with."

Burt gave him another look before saying, "I think I already know the answer to this, but I'm going to ask anyways. Have you and Rachel had sex?"

"Yes," Finn answered, not looking up.

Burt nodded. "And by your comment earlier I'm safe to assume you have condoms of your own in your room?"

"Blueberry flavored ones."

"Yeah, I meant to ask you, where did you get those?"

Two heads turned to see Blaine standing in the doorway.

"Blaine, we're not worried about that right now. Ask Finn later," Burt said, as if talking to a small child.

Blaine blushed. "Okay."

As Blaine turned to go back up the stairs, Burt shouted, "Keep the door open!"

"Got it!" Blaine called back.

Burt turned back to Finn. "So…Good, you're being safe, then."

Finn finally looked at Burt. "Wait. So you're not mad?"

Burt smiled. "Finn, I can see how much you love Rachel, how much she means to you. And I can see how much she loves you, too. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Kurt last year: For most guys, sex is, you know-It's this thing we always want to do. You know, it's fun, it feels great, but we're not really thinking too much about, you know…how it makes us feel on the inside…or, you know, how the other person feels about it. Women are different, only because they get that it's about something more than just the physical. You know, when you're intimate with somebody in that way…you're exposing yourself. You know, you're never going to be more vulnerable…and that scares the hell out of a lot of guys. Believe me, I can't tell you how many buddies I've got who have gotten in way too deep with a girl who said she was cool with just hooking up. You got to know that it means something. You know, it's doing something to you…to your heart, to your self-esteem…even though it feels like you're just having fun.

"I want you to use it as a way to connect to another person. Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Finn."(1)

Burt could see Finn's eyes watering. "My mom tried to give me The Talk a few years ago," he said softly. "But…I've never had a…a dad to give it to me."

Burt opened his mouth to say something, but he was cut off by-

"Finn, are you crying?"

Finn quickly wiped his eyes. "No!"

"Yes you are!" Blaine said, grinning. "You're crying!"

"If you tell anyone about this…"

"Yeah, yeah, but you're actually crying!"

"Blaine, go back upstairs," Burt said, wondering why Blaine even continued to show up anyways.

"Okay," Blaine said, still grinning.

"And door open!"

"Noted!"

Finn turned back to Burt. "Thanks, Burt. That meant a lot to me. And…it does matter with Rachel."

Burt nodded. "Well, I'm glad, kid. Just make sure you stay safe, alright?"

Finn smiled. "I will. Um…are you going to talk to Rachel like you talked to Blaine?"

"Uh…no."

"And why not!"

Why the hell did Blaine keep showing up!

"Because, Blaine, I think of you as part of the family. And I know you don't have anyone at home to tell you about that kind of stuff, so I want to make sure that you're being safe, too," Burt said.

"Oh," Blaine said softly.

Burt hid a grin. "Plus, he needs more help than Rachel," he stage-whispered to Finn.

"What's that supposed to mean!" Blaine cried.

Burt grinned. "See?"

Blaine huffed as Finn and Burt laughed. He went to go back up the stairs before turning around. "Oh, Finn, about those condoms-"

"Blaine, go back upstairs," Burt interrupted, resisting the urge to sigh.

"But-"

"Go back upstairs."

"Fine!"

"And-"

"Yeah, I know, door open!"

(1) Come on, we all know it's true!

Don't mind magically appearing!Blaine. I don't really know why he keeps showing up either, I'm in the same boat as Burt!

I know I copied Burt's speech word for word, but it's just the perfect talk, and Finn's never had a dad give him the talk before, and the one Burt gives Kurt is so amazing, I had to have him give it to Finn.

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