Gravity Falls: Time Warp

Mabel walked up to me and stuck out her tongue, "Dipp-tthhh-er?" She tries to talk through her braces. I quickly wipe the nasty spit from my face. This is a normal Tuesday in Gravity Falls. Mabel spits on me, I wipe it off, she continues to spit on me. On Sundays, recently, instead of spit, it's vomit. My insane twin sister doesn't seem to understand that if you eat something that you find on the ground and it's been stepped on, don't eat it.

"What Mabel?"

"TTTHHH-so, Dipp-ttthhh-er." The spit keeps coming.

"Mabel, tongue in mouth."

"Oh, that's better. Anyway, guess what I found when I was talking to my vampire boyfriends?"

"What?" I ask, unamused. She just did that to grab my attention. I have more important stuff to do, other than question her vampire boyfriends.

"Well, I found this weird pool, and I wanted to know if you wanted to see it, and if it's in your COMPLETELY NORMAL journal." She still thinks people don't know that it's a freaky journal with a six fingered hand with a three on it and even weirder information about this town.

"I'll check," I flip through the pages. Nothing on the search 'strange pool'.

"Nope, nothing in here. Where is this pool?"

"TO THE FOREST! WADDLES? WHERE ARE YOU, MY BELOVED PIG?" Waddles comes up the stairs and starts to chew on her sweater. Ew.

"Yes you can keep chewing on my sweater. Hahahaha!" Really?

~In the forest near the freaky pool~

"Whoa, Mabel, this is amazing." I say. The pool is only a few centimeters deep, and it's a perfect mirror, with no debris of any sort in it, just water. There are trees everywhere. I attempt to stick my arm in it.

"Dipper! NO! This pool is freaky, don't stick your hand in it!"

"A guy sticks his hand in the unlabeled piranha one time and suddenly, whenever he attempts to stick his hand in water, he gets yelled at."

"Well, I think it's an alternative universe. I want to meet the boy version of me! Ok, you wanna go?"

This isn't right, I need to tell someone.

"Let's go tell Soos, and he can tell Stan."

"Okay." We rush back to the Mystery Shack, tell Soos that he can't tell Stan where we are if we're gone for a few days, and rush back to the pond.

"Ok, Mabel. It's now or never." We take hands, and leap into the pond.

"Ahh!" I open my eyes and I'm on Main Street, still holding Mabel's hand.

We let go at the same time and shudder. I look around. Gravity Falls looks so young. There's the Northwest's, and Mabel's rival, Pacifica. She's, like 9 years old. It's weird.

"Excuse me," I say, turning to someone.

"What year is this?"

"This is 2009, HEIGH-POOH!" Old man McGucket spits on the ground and scampers off to terrorize some children or something.

"Mabel, this isn't an alternate universe, it's a wormhole! It's 2009, not 2014!"

"Really, so. If it's 2009, how old would Mermando be? OMG, I need to find someone and terrorize them with thoughts of the future! THE POWER OF THE FU.." I slap my hand ovr her mouth, and she licks me.

"Eww, Mabel, no! We can't tell them about the future, then it might be altered. Just lay low until we find the wormhole again."

"So, we find another wormhole with other people, and we are just going to leave?"

"Do you really want to mess with Blar Blar again?"

"I thought it was Blendin?"

"Oh, right."

"So, fine, we won't do anything. But hey, this time, he's not involved in how we got here, right? So what do we have to worry about?"

"Lots of things, Mabel. It doesn't matter how we got here, we have to leave, before we mess up the past!"

"Fine, but we're talking to someone who has a mind, like, Soos! Over there!"

We walk over to Soos.

"Hey! What's your name? I like your t-shirt." Mabel says.

"I'm a Soos! Whassup Chicken leg? Sorry, I'm working on that."

"How about, Hambone?" Mabel suggests.

"Whassup Hambone? Yeah! It works! That's genius. You look familiar, have I seen you before?"

I remember that time when we figured out what happened to Soos on his birthday.

"No, we're completely different from anyone you've ever seen before!" I quickly say.

"Oh, I guess you're right! See you around, Hambones! Cool meeting you guys!"

"Bye Soos! See you around!" Mabel calls.

"Mabel, we won't see him around! He's from the past!"

"Uhh, fine, Grumpy McGrumper pants!" We start to head for the Mystery Shack when two girls bump into us.

They're about our age and addicted to their phones. They don't look up when they hit us.

"Sorry." The girl with the red hair who bumped into me mumbles.

"No, it's cool." She looks up.

"Wendy?" I ask.

"Yeah, who're you and how do you know my name?" I back off.

"I'm a friend, from… that's not important. But, I'm a friend."

"Well, watch where you're going." She says.

"You were the one who bumped into me. Why do I have to watch?"

"Because I'm too busy to watch. Tambry, come on." They continue off to nowhere.

"Are we staying now?" Mabel asks.

"Oh yeah, we're staying now." Wendy's the same age as I am! We're the same age! I have a chance with her.

"MERMANDO I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Mabel runs off screaming to the pool.

Oh boy.