Hey it's yo big fat mama here. This is my first fanfiction just so ya know. You's about to get downright shocked right here y'all by this crazy cross over mhmmm

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*in the coffee shop*

"Dude check out this suh-weet burrito!" Rigby held up a massive burrito. Wrapped inside was large volumes of peppers, cheese, rice, beans, and everything else you could possibly think of putting in a burrito.

"Aw man, where did you get that thing!" asked Mordecai. "Can I have a bite?"

"Sure man, but I found it on the ground." Rigby confessed.

"Ew sick! Why would you just take it from out in the street! You don't know where it's been!"

"Hey man, how could you not pass up this masterpiece? For FREE!"

"Nasty." said Mordecai. Just then, Margaret popped by their table.

"Hi guys. Wow that's a really big burrito you got there, Rigby!" she said.

"Yeah, and I'm sure it tastes awesome!" exclaimed Rigby, glaring at Mordecai.

"Whatever!" groaned Mordecai.

"Woah…" said Margaret staring at the burrito.

"What, what is it?" asked Mordecai.

"Did that burrito just get even…bigger?"

"I don't see how that's possible…it's already huge as it is!" said Mordecai.

Suddenly Eileen came into the room. "Hi Rigby. I didn't know you liked burritos!" she said.

"Hi Eileen…" mumbled Rigby.

"You know, I make a pretty mean burrito! I can always put one together for you….with everything you like! You know if you want…"

"Thanks." said Rigby. He noticed his arms were shaking from the weight of the burrito. "This burrito…ugh…is heavier than i thought!"

"Uh…du-ude!" said Mordecai stepping back. The burrito was now growing at a rapid speed, and it was only going faster. Soon, it was large enough to break the table under it.

"Aaah!" screamed Rigby. He ran away on all fours.

The burrito was about the size of a pick up trick now. The opening started to expand. Everyone scattered, but Margaret was too shocked to move.

"Margaret get oat from that thing!" called Mordecai. She just stood there staring as a portal began to open at the mouth of the burrito. It started to suck in everything around it. Finally, Margaret screamed and tried to turn around and flee. But the portal kept pulling her closer and closer in. The others held on to the doorway for dear life.

"Margaret!" yelled Mordecai. "I'm coming!" He let go, but Rigby grabbed his arm.

"No! Don't!"

"I have to!" Mordecai jerked his arm away and let the portal pull him towards Margaret. She was using all her strength to get away from the burrito, but it wasn't enough.

"Grab my hand!" Mordecai reached out, and she did the same, but the portal sucked her in and she was gone. It slowly started to close.

"No!" Mordecai leaped in after her just in time. The portal fully closed and the burrito returned to its original size in a matter of seconds. Just like that, the birds had completely disappeared