"I am telling you, Sam, this cereal its, its even better than pie." –Dean said on his fourth bowl of cereal, as Sam sat across trying to look all concentrated on his laptop. He was probably downloading 'My little pony: friendship is magic '. He only knows the full name of this, monstrosity because Sam had left it open on his laptop once. And he ended up watching a full episode of it. And Rainbow-Dash is awesome.
Also it's not to be discussed.
"If it's so good, than why don't you marry it." –Was Sam's dismissing retort back.
But this sentiment left Dean in deep thought.
He switches his gaze slowly to the box of cereal next to him on the table.
'Castiel' was the cereal's name, flashing in bright white letters, over a hazy blue background, a halo as the dot over the 'i'. Somehow, searching for suitable replacement for all of his other cereal's ( he was a cereal whore, changed them like his underwear. ), he spotted that box and it almost spoke to him, called out to him to buy it.
So what if he wanted to marry e cereal.
Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two beings who love each other and want to ruin their lives. In front of Jesus and friends.
Sam was onto something, and damn it, it's brilliant!
I so sorry I troll. x) I just had to do it, I hope you found it fun instead of offensive! :D Happy Holidays everyone!