It figures...
By: Shi no Tenshi & Twist
Author notes: Shi: this is my first fic..be nice! Me an' Twist did a duo on this one. PLEASE R&R!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi or Barney, I wish I did..but please don't sue me, you'd only get my kneepads
and maybe some lint or..sheep. j/k but anyway seriously don't sue me this is just a fanfic no harm done. Thanks for reading!
Warnings: I make fun of FY characters, I know it's mean but I think it's kinda funny, some cussing and that's about it,
enough of my ranting....
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Tomo: "swish, swish swish"
we see Tomo walking in and out of the shadows.
Miaka walks in.
Miaka:"What the hell?"
Tomo: Nakkie-poo!! Where have you been?? I've been waiting my whole life for you! Take me!!
Tomo runs over past Miaka and embraces a tree.
Miaka: Umm....riiigghhtt.....
runs away screaming...
Miaka: Dandropheliac(sp??) on the loose!
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We see Tamahome in a pink frilly too-too sitting in the middle of a park lake.
Tama: Quack
Nuriko: Umm Tama...what are you doing?
Tamahome: Quiet crazy whore! Do not speak to royalty that way, tis disrespectful!
Nuriko: You did not just call me a whore! Judo-chop! Boo-ya!
Nuriko jump kicks Tama, who sinks into the lake. Tamahome is now sitting in the lake, his head covered
in mud and a fish in his lap, spitting mud out.
Nuriko: Yea, that's what I thought fool.
Tamahome's eyes become wide and bug out suddenly. He covers his ears with his hands and shakes his head.
Tamahome: NO! Stop it! NO i'm not gay! NOOOOO!!! erm well only on weekends and thats
for extra money...
Nuriko: Tamahome! That was my line!
Tamahome: oops, umm sorry...
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Hotohori is in a cardboard box in a street alley. Nakago just happens to go up the box
and peek inside..
Hotohori: What are you lookin at!!! Mind your business, mind your business!
Nakago: What are you doing?!?
Hotohori: Just cuz' i'm poor doesn't mean you got to judge a man! You best be steppin yo!
Nakago: Okay..whatever you say YOUR MAJESTY.
Hotohori: Boy, you don't know me.
Nakago: shure...
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Today Mitsukake has discovered the wonderful ::coughcough:: world of NFL football on TV.
We see him sitting in Miaka's living room, with a beer hat on his head.
Chiriko comes in.
Chiriko: Hi Mitsukake!
Mitsukake: ::BUUURRRPPP::
Chiriko is blown four feet across the room.
Chiriko: H-how could you do that to me? I thought me, you and Barney were supposed to hang out tonight::sniff::
Mitsukake: ::UuuuurrrppppPP::
Chiriko: Damn you you worthless hog!!
Mitsukake: I like potatoes
Chiriko: AAAARRRRRRGGGGHH! It's impossible to have a relationship with you OR Barney! He's always singing those
gay songs and you're always sitting on your fat ass drinking beer! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Chiriko, in his despair, stabs himself with his flute.
Mitsukake: ::BUUURRRRPPP::
Barney enters the room
Barney: Can't we all just get along?? I think someone needs a hug.
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Chichiri is presently in Miaka's backyard, hanging up-sidedown in a tree with Tama the cat
Chichiri: ::sigh:: Tama, you're the only one who understands me, no da.
Tama: Meow....
A sudden noise alerts Chichiri.
Chichiri: W-who's there, no da?
Two boys pop out of the bushes. Strangely, they look exactly alike.
Suboshi: We're with the Seiryuu seishi and-
Amiboshi: We're Amiboshi and Suboshi.
Chichiri gets little swirlies in his eyes.
Chichiri: Wh-which one is which?
They both shrug.
Amiboshi(or is it Suboshi?): We dunno...
Suboshi(or...Amiboshi?): We're confused...
Tama: Meow....
Chichiri: Well, then for God's sake, what do you call each other, no da?
S/A: Brother...
Chichiri sweatdrops and falls from the tree.
Chichiri: DAAA!!!
Tama: Meow...
A/S: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
A/S: OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!
Both brothers run away.
Chichiri: Wait, no da! Suboshi, I mean Amiboshi, I mean what'd I dooooo?? awww damn! I give up, no da!
Runs away sobbing.
Tama: Meow....
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Shi: Well? How is it? You can tell the truth!
Twist: Shi, you sound like my teacher!
Shi: erm..anyway please R&R for mine and Twists fic!!
CHECK OUT TWIST'S OTHER FICS, THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!!!
If we get enought reviews we'll continue if you want us to...THANKS! *~:~*
{~}:{~}
By: Shi no Tenshi & Twist
Author notes: Shi: this is my first fic..be nice! Me an' Twist did a duo on this one. PLEASE R&R!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi or Barney, I wish I did..but please don't sue me, you'd only get my kneepads
and maybe some lint or..sheep. j/k but anyway seriously don't sue me this is just a fanfic no harm done. Thanks for reading!
Warnings: I make fun of FY characters, I know it's mean but I think it's kinda funny, some cussing and that's about it,
enough of my ranting....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tomo: "swish, swish swish"
we see Tomo walking in and out of the shadows.
Miaka walks in.
Miaka:"What the hell?"
Tomo: Nakkie-poo!! Where have you been?? I've been waiting my whole life for you! Take me!!
Tomo runs over past Miaka and embraces a tree.
Miaka: Umm....riiigghhtt.....
runs away screaming...
Miaka: Dandropheliac(sp??) on the loose!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We see Tamahome in a pink frilly too-too sitting in the middle of a park lake.
Tama: Quack
Nuriko: Umm Tama...what are you doing?
Tamahome: Quiet crazy whore! Do not speak to royalty that way, tis disrespectful!
Nuriko: You did not just call me a whore! Judo-chop! Boo-ya!
Nuriko jump kicks Tama, who sinks into the lake. Tamahome is now sitting in the lake, his head covered
in mud and a fish in his lap, spitting mud out.
Nuriko: Yea, that's what I thought fool.
Tamahome's eyes become wide and bug out suddenly. He covers his ears with his hands and shakes his head.
Tamahome: NO! Stop it! NO i'm not gay! NOOOOO!!! erm well only on weekends and thats
for extra money...
Nuriko: Tamahome! That was my line!
Tamahome: oops, umm sorry...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hotohori is in a cardboard box in a street alley. Nakago just happens to go up the box
and peek inside..
Hotohori: What are you lookin at!!! Mind your business, mind your business!
Nakago: What are you doing?!?
Hotohori: Just cuz' i'm poor doesn't mean you got to judge a man! You best be steppin yo!
Nakago: Okay..whatever you say YOUR MAJESTY.
Hotohori: Boy, you don't know me.
Nakago: shure...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today Mitsukake has discovered the wonderful ::coughcough:: world of NFL football on TV.
We see him sitting in Miaka's living room, with a beer hat on his head.
Chiriko comes in.
Chiriko: Hi Mitsukake!
Mitsukake: ::BUUURRRPPP::
Chiriko is blown four feet across the room.
Chiriko: H-how could you do that to me? I thought me, you and Barney were supposed to hang out tonight::sniff::
Mitsukake: ::UuuuurrrppppPP::
Chiriko: Damn you you worthless hog!!
Mitsukake: I like potatoes
Chiriko: AAAARRRRRRGGGGHH! It's impossible to have a relationship with you OR Barney! He's always singing those
gay songs and you're always sitting on your fat ass drinking beer! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Chiriko, in his despair, stabs himself with his flute.
Mitsukake: ::BUUURRRRPPP::
Barney enters the room
Barney: Can't we all just get along?? I think someone needs a hug.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chichiri is presently in Miaka's backyard, hanging up-sidedown in a tree with Tama the cat
Chichiri: ::sigh:: Tama, you're the only one who understands me, no da.
Tama: Meow....
A sudden noise alerts Chichiri.
Chichiri: W-who's there, no da?
Two boys pop out of the bushes. Strangely, they look exactly alike.
Suboshi: We're with the Seiryuu seishi and-
Amiboshi: We're Amiboshi and Suboshi.
Chichiri gets little swirlies in his eyes.
Chichiri: Wh-which one is which?
They both shrug.
Amiboshi(or is it Suboshi?): We dunno...
Suboshi(or...Amiboshi?): We're confused...
Tama: Meow....
Chichiri: Well, then for God's sake, what do you call each other, no da?
S/A: Brother...
Chichiri sweatdrops and falls from the tree.
Chichiri: DAAA!!!
Tama: Meow...
A/S: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
A/S: OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!
Both brothers run away.
Chichiri: Wait, no da! Suboshi, I mean Amiboshi, I mean what'd I dooooo?? awww damn! I give up, no da!
Runs away sobbing.
Tama: Meow....
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Shi: Well? How is it? You can tell the truth!
Twist: Shi, you sound like my teacher!
Shi: erm..anyway please R&R for mine and Twists fic!!
CHECK OUT TWIST'S OTHER FICS, THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!!!
If we get enought reviews we'll continue if you want us to...THANKS! *~:~*
{~}:{~}