Ah! I needed to make another board game fic on FF8… This time they all play….the game of..Death!
I do not own these authors:Maikuh Kentia and Sasayaki Odoroki
"Me first!Me first!" Yelled Selphie , for no reason , she raises her foot and kicked Seifer in his ass.
"Hey!That hurt!"Yelled Seifer. " Haha..you got beat up by a girl!" Taunted Irvine who was also kicked.
Just the the door opened , and Zell came in , dressed like Nida.
"Hey , whats with the clothes , wha happen to that other stuff?" Asked Selphie. " Oh..Rinoa accidenlty torched my clothes with a flare , again.."Zell trailed off.
"um..Zell , hadnt you figured it out yet , those arent accidents!"Yelled Irvine. Zell , in defense then yelled.."SHUT UP!GAY COWBOY THAT EATS PUDDING!"He then kicked Irvine.
"Zell , did you watch SouthPark again?"Asked Rinoa , who entered the small dorm , with Squall , holding a board game , in a black box , that had a illustration of the grim reaper on it.
"Today , we play the game of Death!"Said Rinoa , obviously over acting.
"Isnt it the game of LIFE?"Asked Selphie. " No , copy right reasons , any way , you punch the board , and the arrow points at a person , and you have to hurt them! First one dead ,looses!"Said Squall.
"What?! I DUN WANNA' DIE! I'M TO POPULAR TO DIE!"Yelled Zell , as he hugged Selphies legs..and looked up.
"'don't worry , Rinoa will revive you!" Said Squall. "Oh , ok."Said Zell , snapping a quick picture of what was under Selphie dress.
"Pervert!"She then slapped Irvine. " Bbut , it was Zell!"He saidi n defence , rubbing his cheek.
"I know , but the author likes me coupled with him , and he doesn't like you so much , so , I have to slap you." Selphie said.
Irvine then looked at the screen " You don't like me!?" He yelled.
Author: I do , but I just dont like you paired with Selphie. But , in this next FF8 fic , Quistis is cheating on you with Seifer!
"Oh , cool..except the last part.." Irvine trailed off.
Rinoa then laid the game out "Zell you go first!" Zell punched it , and it pointed to Seifer , and read " Use your most powerful attack on him".
Zell then ran around the earth , then ran around the earth again , and then punched Seifer.
Then , just then.. two hyoeractive "weirdos" appear.
Maikuh Kentia and Sasayaki Odoroki : Ah! Weirdo! Put Selphie with Irvine!
Author: No! Never! I shall die before I do that!
Maikuh Kentia and Sasayaki Odoroki : The face the wrath of..THE MACARENA!
Author: Fuck the macarena!
They all disapear.
"Ow..I think Zell broke my nose.."Said Seifer , getting up , holding his nose.
"I did?! COOL!" Yelled Zell , odingh is victory dance.
"Seifers turn!"Said Squall. Seifer raised his hand and punched the boared , which pointed to him self.
"Have your best friend put you in a wheel chair."It read.
Just then , Raijin came in , and raised his saff , and hit Seiferi n the back with it.
"AH! I WILL KILL YOU AUTHOR!"
Seifer gets taked to the ER.
"My turn!" Yelled Selphie , as she punched the board which read" Attack the nearest person to you"
Selphie then raisedh is Strange Vision , and hit Irvine with it , which made him fall out the window , and land on Seifer in the emergency room.
---IN headmaster Cids office"
Cid was doing some paper work , then he cut a..PAPER CUT!
Just then , somemedics ran in.
"THIS MAN HAS A PAPER CUT! 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 BOLTS!" They yelled , and used the new Quesacotl system , and knocked out Cid.
-mean while-
"WOO-HOO!" I WIN!" Yelled Rinoa , peering at the bloody bodies.
She then revived them.
"God! That game sucked ass!" Yelled Zell.
" Yeah , I know , being dead sucks!" Yelled Selphie.
They then all walked away.
THE END!
Or is it?
Well , no..esle where.
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" Yelled a cop at Cid. "'WHY!?" He yelled , worrying.
"Because...we dont like you!"
R&R!
I do not own these authors:Maikuh Kentia and Sasayaki Odoroki
"Me first!Me first!" Yelled Selphie , for no reason , she raises her foot and kicked Seifer in his ass.
"Hey!That hurt!"Yelled Seifer. " Haha..you got beat up by a girl!" Taunted Irvine who was also kicked.
Just the the door opened , and Zell came in , dressed like Nida.
"Hey , whats with the clothes , wha happen to that other stuff?" Asked Selphie. " Oh..Rinoa accidenlty torched my clothes with a flare , again.."Zell trailed off.
"um..Zell , hadnt you figured it out yet , those arent accidents!"Yelled Irvine. Zell , in defense then yelled.."SHUT UP!GAY COWBOY THAT EATS PUDDING!"He then kicked Irvine.
"Zell , did you watch SouthPark again?"Asked Rinoa , who entered the small dorm , with Squall , holding a board game , in a black box , that had a illustration of the grim reaper on it.
"Today , we play the game of Death!"Said Rinoa , obviously over acting.
"Isnt it the game of LIFE?"Asked Selphie. " No , copy right reasons , any way , you punch the board , and the arrow points at a person , and you have to hurt them! First one dead ,looses!"Said Squall.
"What?! I DUN WANNA' DIE! I'M TO POPULAR TO DIE!"Yelled Zell , as he hugged Selphies legs..and looked up.
"'don't worry , Rinoa will revive you!" Said Squall. "Oh , ok."Said Zell , snapping a quick picture of what was under Selphie dress.
"Pervert!"She then slapped Irvine. " Bbut , it was Zell!"He saidi n defence , rubbing his cheek.
"I know , but the author likes me coupled with him , and he doesn't like you so much , so , I have to slap you." Selphie said.
Irvine then looked at the screen " You don't like me!?" He yelled.
Author: I do , but I just dont like you paired with Selphie. But , in this next FF8 fic , Quistis is cheating on you with Seifer!
"Oh , cool..except the last part.." Irvine trailed off.
Rinoa then laid the game out "Zell you go first!" Zell punched it , and it pointed to Seifer , and read " Use your most powerful attack on him".
Zell then ran around the earth , then ran around the earth again , and then punched Seifer.
Then , just then.. two hyoeractive "weirdos" appear.
Maikuh Kentia and Sasayaki Odoroki : Ah! Weirdo! Put Selphie with Irvine!
Author: No! Never! I shall die before I do that!
Maikuh Kentia and Sasayaki Odoroki : The face the wrath of..THE MACARENA!
Author: Fuck the macarena!
They all disapear.
"Ow..I think Zell broke my nose.."Said Seifer , getting up , holding his nose.
"I did?! COOL!" Yelled Zell , odingh is victory dance.
"Seifers turn!"Said Squall. Seifer raised his hand and punched the boared , which pointed to him self.
"Have your best friend put you in a wheel chair."It read.
Just then , Raijin came in , and raised his saff , and hit Seiferi n the back with it.
"AH! I WILL KILL YOU AUTHOR!"
Seifer gets taked to the ER.
"My turn!" Yelled Selphie , as she punched the board which read" Attack the nearest person to you"
Selphie then raisedh is Strange Vision , and hit Irvine with it , which made him fall out the window , and land on Seifer in the emergency room.
---IN headmaster Cids office"
Cid was doing some paper work , then he cut a..PAPER CUT!
Just then , somemedics ran in.
"THIS MAN HAS A PAPER CUT! 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 BOLTS!" They yelled , and used the new Quesacotl system , and knocked out Cid.
-mean while-
"WOO-HOO!" I WIN!" Yelled Rinoa , peering at the bloody bodies.
She then revived them.
"God! That game sucked ass!" Yelled Zell.
" Yeah , I know , being dead sucks!" Yelled Selphie.
They then all walked away.
THE END!
Or is it?
Well , no..esle where.
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" Yelled a cop at Cid. "'WHY!?" He yelled , worrying.
"Because...we dont like you!"
R&R!