The Big Bang! (Summarized by Jeff's perspective).

Author's Note: Sorry, this was a rushed story. Had to get something out of my system and write something. If you haven't read about the newest big update from the Maplestory site, let me be the first to inform you that this is not about some stupid explosion thing scientists theorized that happened billions of years ago. (Who the hell looks for science information in the Maplestory section of a fan fiction site?) No. This is the Maplestory Big Bang, retold by me (actually, this is sorta my perspective on what happened from the beginning of Maplestory to the Big Bang). If you don't like my version, then go write your own.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the shirt off my back and the pants I am wearing.

One day, a group of people banded together and decided to call themselves 'Wizet'. They decided that they needed something cool made by them just cause they thought they were cool. So, they hired some middle school kids to come up with a good idea game.

'An online Pokemon game!'

The first kid received a slap and was sent home with a bloody face.

'Something with Barney in it! And love and care and teaches people how to be kind and friendly!'

The second kid was kicked in the groin and sent home in fetal position.

'How about a MMORPG where kids can fight various monsters to gain experience?'

The third kid made an actual idea. Simple, but good.

Wizet then hired 3000homeless people to develop the game. (by their logic, more people=more brainpower). Within 20 years, they developed the game and released it to the general public, but they needed a name first. Again, they hired three kids for ideas.

'Runescape!'

The child was beaten severely and sent to see a doctor to see what caused him to think of such a horrible name.

'Adventure Quest!'

The child was placed in a facility for the mentally disabled.

'Maplestory?'

Not bad.

And so, the game named Maplestory was released. Curious children flooded into the servers only to be-

Screw it, let's skip ahead a bit.

A boring year later, another group of people banded together and called themselves 'Nexon'. They too, decided they needed something cool cause they were cool, but they were too lazy so they bought Maplestory off of Wizet. I think it sorta happened like this:

'I'll give you a million dollars for your game.'

'Go higher.'

'Two million dollars.'

'Go higher.'

'A penny I found from the ground.'

'OMGWTFZ0ZFRZ DEAL'

And so, Nexon owned Maplestory from that day forth. They ordered the Gamemasters (who were originally controlled by Wizet) to ban every innocent person in the game cause they felt like it. Then they made 'nx' for people to spend their life sav-

Moving on moving on.

And so, the Black Mage was born.

Blah blah blah, black mage origin, blah blah blah.

He took one bite of the Fiery Burrito and…

BOOM.

The Black Mage sent out a gaseous explosion so huge it changed Maplestory forever.

Author's Note: Too lazy to continue. Review if you actually want me to improve this.