"Pretty Fly" (for a Braided Guy)
Parodized by and ONLY by Miranda Shadowind

Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a braided guy

Une Duo Treize Quatre Sank-o Sank-o seís

You know its kinda hard just to blow stuff up today
Our pilot isn't sane but he fakes it anyway
His Gundam is kickass, and he's got a lotta style
The sanity he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a G-Boy's straight
You know he really isn't yaoi anyway
But he'll fry the witch, that Hilde bitch
'Cause she's so lame! 'Cause she's so lame!

So if your MS sucks, just self-destruct!
At least you'll know OZ'll always reconstruct it
The world needs Bishonen so
Hey, hey, do that Gundam thing!

Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a braided guy)

He needed a cool hairdo, cutting it wouldn't suffice
So they put it in a braid, and he said, "Oh hey that's nice!
It won't get in my way, when I run amuck and steal!"
They said he shouldn't do it, but Duo said, "Get real!"

So don't debate, a G-Boy's straight
You know he really isn't yaoi anyway
But he'll fry the witch, that Hilde bitch
'Cause she's so lame! 'Cause she's so lame!

So if your MS sucks, just self-destruct!
At least you'll know OZ'll always reconstruct it
The world needs Bishonen so
Hey, hey, do that Gundam thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He asked for a DeathScythe, but they drew a 01 ((Wing))
He'll kill them all for it but leave one alive to tell,
The world that the God of Death is back from Hell!

Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!
Come and kill me baby, come on! come on!

Une Duo Treize Quatre Sank-o Sank-o seís

So don't debate, a G-Boy's straight
You know he really isn't yaoi anyway
But he'll fry the witch, that Hilde bitch
'Cause she's so lame! 'Cause she's so lame!

So if your MS sucks, just self-destruct!
At least you'll know OZ'll always reconstruct it
The world needs Bishonen
The world loves Bishonen
Let's catch some more Bishonen and
Hey, hey, do that Gundam thing!