Seishitsu- Pity me, will you? I have no talent whatsoever and I am have major issues. No wait, that didn't come out right… Oh well.
Traits
Chapter 1
Bakura- Ryou! Where are you! You have to make my breakfast!
Ryou- What would you do with out me?
Bakura- Well, I'd enslave millions of people and force them to make me breakfast.
Ryou- (-.-) I'll start making your breakfast now.
15 minutes later
Ryou- Breakfast is ready!
Bakura- Egg and bacon… oh well, it looks like a-
Ryou- Please! Just eat!
Bakura- Why can't I finish my sentence?
Ryou- Last time you began a sentence like that, you made me barf!
Bakura- So?
Ryou- Let me put it in way that you'd understand… If I barf… I will be too busy cleaning my mess instead of going to buy you your steak dinner. Understand?
Bakura- Whatever.
Ryou- My little cousin is coming over, so I want you to behave. I'm planning to go grocery shopping before he comes.
Door- Dingdong!
Ryou- (sigh) Too late (gets up and opens door) Hello Tori-
Tori- (very loudly) Ryou-kun!
Windows- Crack! Smash!
Ryou- I knew I should've removed the windows!
Bakura- You little punk! You broke my ears!
Tori- Wahhhhhhh! Ryou's twin is so mean!
Mirrors- Snap!
Ryou- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE!
Tori- SORRY RYOU!
Glass Table- BAM! (Breaks in half)
Ryou- That was 5,000 dollars…
Bakura- You fool! How is Ryou supposed to buy me a steak now?
Ryou- Don't worry… I could always(faint)
Bakura- Look at what you did! You made him faint! How can he buy me or cook me anything if he's unconscious!
Tori- WA-
Bakura- (Covers Tori's mouth with his hand) Shut it, runt!
Tori- (Licks Bakura's hand)
Bakura- (Lets go) You nasty punk! Why the hell are you here anyway?
Tori- Awwwww… Ryou-evil-twin said a bad word… I'm gonna tell!
Bakura- Let's see you try! (Grabs Tori and ties him to a chair) C'mon, try!
Tori- YOUR-
Bakura- (Grabs dirty socks and stuffs it in Tori's mouth) Mwahahahahahaha!