"The Night Wufei Went Crazy"
Miranda Shadowind
Up in Peacemillion the Mad Five were makin' toys
For the good nerdy girls and the good nerdy boys
When Wufei busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a sword in his hands and cheap saké on his breath
From his gi to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a short weak drunk disgruntled Chinese Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Wufei went crazy
The night Wu-man went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, Peacemillion is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of gundanium and vomit
And he tied up Duo and he held Relena hostage
And he ground up ol' Hilde into OZ witch sausage
He got Heero and Trowa with an antique German Luger
And he slashed up the yaoi fans just like Freddie Krueger
And he grabbed Altron's Dragon Fangs and he barbequed Catherine
And he took a big bite and said, "She tastes just like chicken!"
The night Wufei went crazy
The night Justice Boy went nuts
Now you can't hardly cruise around outer space
Without flying through Mobile Suit guts
There's the Preventers and the E.S.B.I.
There's a shuttle from the Colony News
And Tauruses circlin' 'round in the sky
And the missiles are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Wufei, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be just a cranky guy
Yes, G-fans, now Wufei's doing time
In an abandoned satellite for his infamous crime
Hey, little fanatic, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Sally's in therapy and Quatre's still nervous
And the Mad Five got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Meiran Chang, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights for
The night Wufei went crazy
The night Pilot Zero Five flipped
Broke his back fighting two big wars
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Wufei went crazy
The night Wu-man went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Miranda Shadowind
Up in Peacemillion the Mad Five were makin' toys
For the good nerdy girls and the good nerdy boys
When Wufei busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a sword in his hands and cheap saké on his breath
From his gi to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a short weak drunk disgruntled Chinese Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Wufei went crazy
The night Wu-man went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, Peacemillion is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of gundanium and vomit
And he tied up Duo and he held Relena hostage
And he ground up ol' Hilde into OZ witch sausage
He got Heero and Trowa with an antique German Luger
And he slashed up the yaoi fans just like Freddie Krueger
And he grabbed Altron's Dragon Fangs and he barbequed Catherine
And he took a big bite and said, "She tastes just like chicken!"
The night Wufei went crazy
The night Justice Boy went nuts
Now you can't hardly cruise around outer space
Without flying through Mobile Suit guts
There's the Preventers and the E.S.B.I.
There's a shuttle from the Colony News
And Tauruses circlin' 'round in the sky
And the missiles are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Wufei, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be just a cranky guy
Yes, G-fans, now Wufei's doing time
In an abandoned satellite for his infamous crime
Hey, little fanatic, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Sally's in therapy and Quatre's still nervous
And the Mad Five got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Meiran Chang, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights for
The night Wufei went crazy
The night Pilot Zero Five flipped
Broke his back fighting two big wars
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Wufei went crazy
The night Wu-man went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain