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A Rip Off

By Flamewater

Fran's right arm was held tightly by Alec and his left arm was held tightly by Jane.

"Oh, ow. That hurts." Fran said flatly as he blankly looked forward at Aro and tilted his head slightly. "I thought the guy was really going to commit suicide by jumping or something. Is that such a crime to watch? In the end it was a complete rip off and now I'm here with him along with two females who are here for some reason."

"Shut up." Jane said coldly to Fran and she tightened her grip, but ignored the monotone ow.

"This is Edward. These two are Alice and Bella." Aro commented smoothly as he looked at Fran. "Do you know them?"

"Edward sounds like Awkward. Alice like Wonderland and she might be trippy. Does Bella enjoy throwing knives? For her name reminds me of the fallen Prince. I have no idea who they are at all and I don't care. I wanted to see someone die, but yet no one is dead." Fran stated dryly, he noticed the stunned expression from them, and Aro looked amused. "I was here on vacation to escape from the insanity…Of those lunatics."

Fran looked Jane and Alec in the eyes, but then looked at the others making complete eye contact with them.

"However my vacation time is up and has been wasted." Fran commented bluntly, his eyes were dull, and he felt a bit annoyed. Fran briefly looked at his hell ring and he closed his eyes. "Good bye."

"You will not be leaving here." Aro said calmly as he walked forward and a smile was on his lips. "You know too much and heard us talking. You know we are vampires and you are human. Either become one of us or die."

"I ignored you guys." Fran told him flatly and opened his eyes. "Must suck being a vampire and not being able to have a creative death without trying very hard."

'Now is show time.' Fran briefly thought before making his illusion of several humans in the room, dead animals flying, headless people, a talking pineapple, and he felt the slackness on his arms. Slipped out of their grasp, created an illusion of himself, and walked out without a problem. The vampires did not notice that they had an illusion and not the real one anymore.

"Senpai and the long haired idiotic Captain are going to be upset for I'm going to be late." Fran muttered to himself in a monotone voice and shook his head. "Oh, well."

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