|HNB in
AGENT 123NOODLE|
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SHTNN...
AGENT NOODLE!
*A SCREEN TYPE HELLOGRAM POPPED ON THE SCREEN WITH A LADY ON IT.*
AGENT HNB:DELIVER THE MONKEY MISS PILLY WAG!
SCREEN LADY: AGENT 037 HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY LORTEEX!
AGENT HNB: HOLY RED ROVER! JERRY SPINGER FOUND OUT! HE KNOWS THE SECRET RECIPE OF MY TUNA HOT! ZERO! THE POWER PUFF GIRLS CHALLENGE YOU!
*AGENT HNB JUMPS INTO A TUBE & LANDS IN A CAR*
AGENT HNB:I MUST GO BARK AT THE WUSS CAT, BUT FIRST I MUST SAVE MY HOT TUNA RECIPE!
*AGENT HNB DRIVES THROUGH A FOREST*
AGENT HNB: DAMNIT! WHY ARE THESE FUCKIN TREES HERE? ACK! I BROKE A TWIG!
*HNB JUMPS OUT OF HIS CAR AND TRYS TO BUT THE TWIG BACK TOGETHER*
AGENT HNB:BARNEY I DONT KNOW! I DONT KNOW HOW BARNEY!
PAUL BUNION! COME HERE! OHMYGOD! THE VANDALS! MY GIRLFRIENDS DEAD! IM DOOMED BECAUSE MY CAR IS FULL OF BEANS!
*SUDDENLY, MANY NINJA CHICKEN LEGS FORM A CIRCLE AROUND AGENT HNB*
*AGENT HNB POINTS A FINGER AT THEM*
AGENT HNB: ITS YOU! YOU NOT CLEAN SNOWMEN BROKE MY 30 SECOND COTTON CANDY MAKER!
*AGENT HNB SHOVES MANY EGGROLLS UP THEN NINJA CHICKEN LEGS'S ASSES AND THEY DIE*
*AGENT HNB JUMPS INTO HIS CAR*
AGENT HNB: THERES THE BASE OF DONKEY! I MUST EAT MY CHEESY HAM!
*AGENT HNB HITS HIMSELF IN T HE HEAD WITH A RACOON AND RAMS INTO A TREE THEN ENTERS A GREY BUILDING*
AGENT HNB:LORTEEX!
*A METAL SHARK COMES OUT OF A DOOR*
LORTEEX(METAL SHARK): AGENT HNB! NOW YOU WILL MEET YOUR-
*THE SHARK EXPLODES*
AGENT HNB: HAHA MY ASSES PHYCIC POWER HAS CAUSE YOUR GASTROUGHNEMIUS TO WITHER!
*AGENT HNB GOES THROUGH A DOOR AND FINDS A BEAUTIFUL AGENT IN THE ROOM*
AGENT LADY: MY HERO!
AGENT HNB: MOO! YOUR A CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE! DINE ONLY AT A MOOSE!
*AGENT HNB POINTS HIS BUTT AT THE LADY AND SHE EXPLODES A SMALL PAPER FLOATS AT HIS FEET*
AGENT HNB: MY HOT TUNA RECIPE! YA! MY CROTCH HAS HIS OWN CHINA DISH!
*AGENT HNB THROWS THE PAPER TO THE GROUND AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW*
YOU SEE THE PAPER AND IT READS: FUCKIN SOCKS!



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