"You have to do something! There're going to wake up any minute now!"
Link lay unconscious on the ground, and as the mystery person had said, he was starting to wake up.
"Like what? I don't know how to undo a spell!"
Link recognized that voice. It belonged to his enemy Ganondorf.
SMACK!
"Ouch! What was that for!?" said Ganondorf. He had just gotten slapped in the face.
"That's for irresponsibly casting a spell on Link and Marth and for not knowing how to fix it!" Link could tell that that was Rosalina who had just spoken. After hearing what she said, he started to get really confused.
Spell? He thought, is that why I feel so weird?
He completely ignored the fact that she mentioned Marth as well.
Link had finally opened his eyes. He raised his hand and put it on his forehead.
"What's happening and why does my head hurt so much?" Link asked
"Who do you think I am, Doctor Mario?" retorted Ganondorf in a very sassy voice.
"Ganondorf!" yelled Rosalina.
"What did I say wrong?" said Ganondorf in an innocent voice.
Link looked around. He was in Rosalina's room. Every smasher in the smash mansion got their own room and was allowed to decorate it as freely as they wanted. Rosalina's room was bright pink with pictures of fluffy cats framed on the walls. On the left wall was a balcony and on the right was a poster of One Direction. Her bed was underneath the One Direction poster and was decorated with many colorful stuffed animals. Wow, for a space princess you would expect something a bit more space like huh? Thought Link.
Link then noticed a body was next to him. As he examined it more closely he was surprised to see it looked a lot like him. In fact, it was him!
"AHHH!" screamed Link as he shoved the Link body away from him in pure horror. This caused the Link body to suddenly wake up.
"What's happening?" asked the Link body.
Link then picked up a teddy bear that was on the ground next to him and began beating up his imposter with it.
"DIE DIE DIE!" yelled Link in the voice of a maniac. "Die imposter! There is only one true Link and that is me!" Link continued to beat up his imposter with the teddy bear.
"What are you talking about!? It's me Marth!" Link paid no attention to what he was saying. Surprisingly Marth didn't see who was attacking him because he had his arms covering him as defense from the teddy bear. "And besides," Marth added, "Aren't there like, ten more Links besides you? Isn't there a Link for like every Zelda game?" Link paused for a moment to think about what he just said, then instantly returned to attacking Marth with the teddy bear.
Rosalina was watching in horror as Ganondorf was laughing his butt off.
"This is hilarious!" he yelled. He had his phone out and was recording the whole thing.
Rosalina couldn't watch any longer.
"Break it up you two!" she then gasped at the results. The Link body, which is Marth, had a bleeding nose and Link was next to him with the teddy bear still in his hands.
"Look at what you did!" Rosalina yelled running towards them.
"Thanks Rosalina for caring" said Marth as he lifted his arm, expecting Rosalina to help him up. Instead, Rosalina ran to Link and snatched the teddy bear out of his hands.
"Look at him! He's looks awful!" said Rosalina as she shoved her teddy bear to Link's face to show him the damage done to the bear. The bears stuffing was ripped out as well as one of his eyes, and it had blood stains from Marth's nose on his chin. Link had to admit, he did feel guilty about destroying her bear.
Rosalina then crawled to the corner of her room and started to cry into her bear. "Oh, Avocado, what have they done to you?!"
Avocado? And I thought Zelda was a weird princess thought Link. "Your such a drama queen, give it here." said Link. Rosalina then slowly handed Link the bear. Link then put his hand in his pocket. "Where is it!" he yelled as he tried to find his ocarina. He then noticed that he wasn't wearing his tunic, he was wearing something else. "What the hell!?"
He then ran to the nearest mirror. "I look like, like-"
"You look like me!" said Marth, who was holding a napkin over his nose.
Then they both turned to Rosalina and Ganondorf.
"I guess we should explain what's going on" said Rosalina.
"Duh!" both Marth and Link said in unison.
"Fine," said Ganondorf "So what happened was that…"
-Flashback-
Rosalina had been walking in the hall when suddenly she heard a big "BOOM" sound. Curiosity got the best of her and so she began to walk towards the noise. She stopped at a big black door labeled room 16. This was Ganondorf's room. At first she politely knocked on the door, but no one answered.
"Screw this" she said and then just opened the door. In front of her with his back turned was Ganondorf.
"Perfect" he said, not noticing the person who had just come in.
"Hello?" she said in the most polite voice she could.
Usually, Ganondorf would have been furious if someone came into his room without his permission, but because of the success of his spell, he was extremely happy.
"Come in, come in" he said motioning his hand as a signal for her to enter.
Rosalina stood next to Ganondorf and looked at what he had in front of him. On the table in front of them where one red apple and a yellow banana.
"So, what's all this?" she asked.
"Just watch" he said. Then he lifted his hand, said a quick spell, and then suddenly blue dust came out of his hand and on to the fruit. Then magically the apple turned yellow and the banana turned red.
"Amazing!" she said. Then she remembered something. "What was that boom sound?" she asked.
"Ohh, just failed attempts" he answered.
"Well, that really impressive" said Rosalina as she and Ganondorf left his room and walked down the hallway. She heard footsteps but ignored them.
"By the way," she asked "How did you do that spell?"
"The hard part was making the potion, after that was finished, all I had to do is put my hand in it and then my hand temporarily gets magical."
"So how do you activate the spell?" she said.
"Simple, I just twist my hand like this, and say the magic word. Bionicle. Then the two closest objects will either switch bodies, clothes or anything really. It's sort of random."
Rosalina stared at him with wide eyes. She looked shocked.
"What?" he said. Then he turned around and saw Link's and Marth's bodies' unconscious on the floor.
"Oh shit"
-End of Flashback-
"And that's the story of how I met you're Mother" said Ganondorf.
"Wait, What!?" yelled Marth.
"Woops, wrong line. I meant that's the story of how you two switched bodies. My bad."
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